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[–]bnurmi 66 points67 points ago

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Go to threadless, copy tshirt image, post, receive Karma?

[–]Retell 5 points6 points ago

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Go to threadless, copy 4 year old tshirt image, post, receive Karma?

FTFY

[–]StalinsLastStand 6 points7 points ago

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At least no one has done it before:

title comnts points age /r/
an explanation is due... 0coms 0pts 15dys funny
Oops! 2coms 29pts 4mos funny
Care to explain that? 20coms 105pts 5mos funny
From the Stork;) 3coms 12pts 5mos reddit.com
We need to talk... 3coms 29pts 8mos pics
Damn... 3coms 15pts 8mos pics
Milk whore 9coms 49pts 9mos funny
She's got some explaining to do. 5coms 14pts 10mos funny
got milk? 39coms 193pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]DJBlum89[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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wow! regardless, i have never seen it before. and since it got over 3000 upvotes that means others enjoyed it too. honestly dude its pathetic how much you care. all i wanted to do is share something i thought was funny and you guys are being little children about it complaining.

[–]F4il3d 2 points3 points ago

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Look if you see something that you think is worth re-posting by all means do so, but please add "re-post" to the title so that others can give it a wide berth, it is relatively simple to see if the stuff has been posted before, just run it by Karma Dekay. If you are too lazy to do so, I am gong to call you up on it.

[–]StalinsLastStand 3 points4 points ago*

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How much I care? I clicked one link in a plug-in, copied some text and continued on with my life. I had already forgotten what you were talking about by the time I got this.

If you'd like to know whats wrong with reposts if they get upvotes? Well, every spot that you can cheaply gain with a popular image, or screen shot from a popular TV show or comedian is a spot that Original Content will never get a chance to occupy. Reddit is supposed to be bigger than an organized stumbleupon, the users are supposed to be creating new things, and we are supposed to reward them with views and "karma". Instead, the front page becomes a zone of easy to produce and digest memes, people upvote because it is genuinely amusing, but it's not what should be there.

Great. Now I have to save this text to copy-paste later.

[–]three_horsemen 1 point2 points ago

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Yet the fact that the front page IS populated mainly by cheap laughs is evidence that Reddit definitely isn't what you think it should be.

[–]StalinsLastStand 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's what reddit WAS, and normatively should be, rather than subjectively is.

[–]three_horsemen 1 point2 points ago

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Karma makes reddit the perfect arena for insipid social jockeying - and a great portion of people LOVE insipid social jockeying.

[–]DJBlum89[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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why do you guys care so much about karma? i had never seen the image before, i stumbled upon it this morning and i thought i would share it with the reddit community as i found it humorous. honestly get a life.

[–]ekscrement 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously.

[–]NoojNoj 8 points9 points ago

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This reminds me of Blue's clues. Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper? One is black, one is white, and their child is red.

[–]CelestialDawn 3 points4 points ago

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The child is Paprika, and they had another child named Cinnamon. It's because in the show, they are all considered spices. It would be too confusing if they had a child who was a salt and pepper shaker [combined], therefore, they introduced a new spice.

[–]NoojNoj 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, i understand the spice theme, but i think Mr. Pepper would like to know where his wife goes all day.

[–]DrPoopEsq 2 points3 points ago

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She has two red colored spice babies? Sounds like someone else has been Cumin inside her.

[–]AJistheGreatest 15 points16 points ago

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Chocolate milk is recessive!

[–]Ganzi 1 point2 points ago

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And that makes sense right?

[–]Plastiware 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AJistheGreatest 0 points1 point ago

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...as in genes.

[–]otaconx 6 points7 points ago*

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It's from Threadless, i own one of these --> http://www.threadless.com/product/467/You_ve_Got_Some_Splaining_To_Do

[–]stw7651 3 points4 points ago

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this is so old

[–]durkadurkadur 14 points15 points ago

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Seriously? You can just ride the karma train from posting clever tshirt designs?

[–]Secret_Boner 5 points6 points ago

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Reposting clever t-shirts designs, and yes, that's how r/funny works.

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[–]durkadurkadur 7 points8 points ago

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No, I'm just bitter because I post original content and never make it anywhere close to the front page. :'-(

[–]JimJamJamboree -1 points0 points ago

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sounds like a personal problem

[–]iwannalynch 4 points5 points ago

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"From: The Stork" seems a little unnecessary.

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago*

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The Mother is obviously a Hole Milk.

[–]quantumpsych 1 point2 points ago

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brilliant.

[–]mjenn2 2 points3 points ago

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holy threadless batman!

[–]Ortawort 0 points1 point ago

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-Gasp.- Black Daddy's here?!

[–]mwkenned 1 point2 points ago

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The baby's face always kills me.

[–]kbezjak 1 point2 points ago

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I love that shirt. Rock it all the time.

[–]Admiral_Cola 0 points1 point ago

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The Milk Man

[–]CaptainMage 0 points1 point ago

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The stork be trollin.

[–]Bazzie 0 points1 point ago

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The Big Black Chocolate strikes again

[–]SpleeBeans 0 points1 point ago

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[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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[–]natiice 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want chocolate milk. Thanks.

[–]pornfkennedy 0 points1 point ago

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someone's worried about paternity!

[–]FBTxSector03 0 points1 point ago

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Troll Stork.

[–]iKaka 0 points1 point ago

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It was the milkman

[–]silverjudge -1 points0 points ago

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happens every time

[–]glglglglgl 1 point2 points ago

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Original source design: "You've Got Some Splaining To Do" from Threadless.com, and currently only $12.50 instead of $20.

(Streetteam/affiliate link here if you fancy it. I get money off tokens for each sale via this. But please, if you'd rather, just use the above non-affiliate link.)

[–]the-green-dragonfly 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of a time when I asked my dad where I came from. Instead of telling me that a stork delivered me to my parents, like any other parent would tell their child, he told me that a vulture delivered me. Needless to say, I cried because, well, vultures are gross.

[–]Linton58 1 point2 points ago

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The story of Steve Nash's life.

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

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I have this on a shirt

[–]CrazyMansCola 0 points1 point ago

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The husband later realised she had unpasteurized sex.

[–]JimJamJamboree 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nuklz 0 points1 point ago

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someone bring in Kobe Bryant for questioning....

[–]punriffer5 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow its a threadless? I bought this shirt off shirt.woot like a year ago

[–]Never_gets_any_joke -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]NoticeNoveltyAccount -1 points0 points ago

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I notice your novelty account.

[–]Ziggamorph 4 points5 points ago

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What a fucking hoot you two are.