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[–]Bobthemightyone 12 points13 points ago

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You...what have you done?

[–]nicebuffalo 6 points7 points ago

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the only thing more disgusting than this is watching someone take a bite out of a kit kat bar without breaking it. it sends shivers down my spine.

[–]frzfox 6 points7 points ago

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You monster.

[–]anniewk 4 points5 points ago

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Downvoted for making me puke in my mouth a little.

[–]Phoenixphre 2 points3 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn!

[–]GinerPretzel 4 points5 points ago

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you are just the worst kind of person

[–]demonicsoap 1 point2 points ago

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blaspheme!

[–]huvnaegot1 1 point2 points ago

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What about the children?!? Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

[–]street_fighting_man 0 points1 point ago

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Wu Tang is for the children.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 2 points3 points ago

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This is extremely distressing.

I'm in a bad mood now.

[–]StumpHarvey 0 points1 point ago

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From bubble tape to bubble puck in one easy step.

[–]pugwalker 0 points1 point ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn...

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

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Something, something, bad ass....

[–]Buttward 0 points1 point ago

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That's the best way to do it cause it prevents others from wanting the gum.

[–]i_like_the_internet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RightInYourFace 0 points1 point ago

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Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

[–]theothernewguy 0 points1 point ago

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Look out, we're dealing with a badass over here....

[–]meatygoose 0 points1 point ago

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Why.

[–]WolfOnHigh 0 points1 point ago

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Sheba asks, "Is this a sign of the end of Western Civilization as we know it? Perhaps! Next thing you know there will be co-habitation without marriage!"

[–]clamburger_ 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Living on the edge 6coms 5pts 1mo funny
Fuck the rules 419coms 1165pts 5mos funny

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[–]eatmoarpies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ekutah 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think this is a motherflippin' joke?

[–]EsteemedGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that gives a shit about the rules!?

[–]orangejooz 0 points1 point ago

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You're sick!

[–]Shadoweaster 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory Watch out we got a badass over here.