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[–]Quotes_Homer_Simpson 55 points56 points ago

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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

[–]PastaOfMuppets 19 points20 points ago

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But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

[–]grantaccess 7 points8 points ago

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...I don't know where it is, ya baloney!

[–]AllowingZero 4 points5 points ago

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...blue M&M...red M&M...

[–]DalekBarbarian 1 point2 points ago

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"They all end up the same color in the end.."

[–]bru_tech 3 points4 points ago

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If you're drinking another woman, you're obviously doing a good job. keep up the fine work

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 65 points66 points ago

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I'm a guy and I had that same reaction my first time.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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haha. headlights.

[–]smeehrrr 7 points8 points ago

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Pretty sure those were not headlights.

[–]Fhajad 11 points12 points ago

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I went to a stripclub with my best girl friend once and her fiance. The strippers ground up on her so much, and when dancing on her, men came up and just threw cash on top of them to keep the stripper to keep going.

[–]1stTimeAtTheStripClb 68 points69 points ago

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I am a woman, and my first time at a strip club was not at all what I expected.

I went with my significant other at the time and 2 other couples. What surprised me the most was my own reaction. I thought I would have to get super drunk to be "okay" with it. I thought seeing my SO oggle other women would make me insecure and possessive. That was so not the case. Instead, seeing him watch all the pretty creatures there made me happy to see. I liked seeing him watch them and find pleasure in it. I liked seeing that side of him. I was surprised that I didn't feel threatened by that.

One of the girls must have known I was not used to this kind of thing, so she sat and talked to me for some time. Which I was okay with. She was very nice and interesting. She was natural--no fake boobs, very in shape. And, really, when else will I have a chance to talk to someone with such a different lifestyle than my own? She did yoga and seemed very normal.

I was told by my SO also that I shouldn't look at the other patrons. It was supposed to be like a breach of "titty bar etiquette" to do that, but I couldn't help it. To see these some of the men just mesmerized by the spectacle was like a train wreck. It was desperate and sad in a way.

Well, at the end of the night, we were leaving. And the very tall, svelte, charming, beautiful girl who sat and talked to me was walking to the back of the establishment for a lap dance in hand with this very little wrinkled old man, about 5 feet tall. The look on her face was like, "Yep, it's the job."

Different than I thought.

[–]nurta 59 points60 points ago

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So you enjoyed seeing your guy look at the girls but found other guys looking at them sad and desperate?

[–]1stTimeAtTheStripClb 4 points5 points ago

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Some of the guys looked like, "Oooo! Pretty flower!" Which was cute. Some were like kind of glazed over and didn't move from one spot for an hour. They came alone with no one else around them. There was a difference. One was, "That's nice to see." The other one was like longing and ill-fated.

[–]John_Barleycorn 25 points26 points ago

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Woman logic.

[–]kentrel 7 points8 points ago

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Until they break up in which case everything he does is sad and pathetic.

And he has a small dick.

[–]Softcorps_dn 5 points6 points ago

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There's more than one way to look at women. If you're leaning forward in the chair and drooling you probably come off a bit pathetic. Nonchalance is key; it says, "I'm enjoying the titties here, but its really nothing I haven't seen before".

[–]elustran 3 points4 points ago

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I think a lot of guys who go into strip clubs are sad and desperate. The only reason her boyfriend didn't seem sad and desperate was probably because he wasn't there as a last resort.

[–]katuni08 11 points12 points ago

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I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd want my significant other watching girls like that... how did he talk you into it?

[–]JoeBobson 12 points13 points ago

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Groupon.

[–]1stTimeAtTheStripClb 2 points3 points ago

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I went because I was very curious about it. He'd been before several times with his buddies. He went, like, once a year on a guy's night out. And would ask him what his impressions of it were. Then on this particular night when I went, I was like, you know, I have to know for myself if there's anything I need to be worried about. Turns out, I didn't. It's exactly what it's supposed to be and that's it. I'm sure some men look for dates from these women, but they behave the way they do to make money. They don't have any connection to the patrons except for the money. Most men who go there for a titillating eye full aren't lookin' fer luv.

[–]kampamaneetti 5 points6 points ago

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As a female who also went to a strip club for the first time with my SO and two other couples, (oddly coincidental) I had a similar experience with opposite effects.

I thought I would be totally cool with it, I thought it would be fun. The experience made me feel really uneasy. I was kind of disgusted to be honest. I'm not a prude in any sense of the word, or at least in all areas not including strip clubs. I realized how not okay I would be if my boyfriend went to a strip club in any situation, excluding a stag party of a good friend where staying home isn't really an option. To me, actively seeking out other naked girls seems like a form of cheating. Porn is different, I don't mind porn because it's not like my boyfriend would ever meet or interact with the girl. Strippers however are naked girls, in the flesh, who are people, who you can interact with and get a lap dance from.

I felt embarrassed for the strippers, they have no respect for themselves. It made me sad to watch them, and a little sick. The whole experienced really turned me off of the idea of strip clubs.

[–]QcRoman 1 point2 points ago

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To see these some of the men just mesmerized by the spectacle was like a train wreck. It was desperate and sad in a way.

Well, at the end of the night, we were leaving. And the very tall, svelte, charming, beautiful girl who sat and talked to me was walking to the back of the establishment for a lap dance in hand with this very little wrinkled old man, about 5 feet tall. The look on her face was like, "Yep, it's the job."

Different than I thought.

Yep. Guy here and I can't help seeing it anymore. Consequently I hardly ever go anymore.

Good ? Bad ? You tell me.

[–]1stTimeAtTheStripClb 1 point2 points ago

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Some guys may be lonely and don't connect with women very well to get dates, so maybe it's their only way to have that connection with a female. It's like that mirror in Harry Potter. For a moment they feel like "the man" because this girl is treating him like a rock star. I see nothing wrong with a fantasy; fantasies are fun. But if you are hanging your self-worth on it and you need it to buoy up how you feel about yourself, that can't be a good thing. I think the men I construed as desperate gave off that vibe of "I need this."

[–]yellowsubroutine 2 points3 points ago

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Alright. What's SO?

[–]frenchKhanon 27 points28 points ago

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Significant Otter

[–]jomojomo 9 points10 points ago

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Significant Other

[–]yellowsubroutine 10 points11 points ago

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TIL Significant other (or SO) is colloquially used as a gender-blind term for a person's partner in an intimate relationship without disclosing or presuming anything about marital status, relationship status, or sexual orientation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_other)

[–]GrossEwww 1 point2 points ago

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Significant other.

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[–]whatevers_clever 7 points8 points ago

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It is good to know that that is all you took out of that.

[–]FuzzyHappyBunnies -2 points-1 points ago

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As long as the aged has CASH!

[–]andrewsmith1986 117 points118 points ago

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I only go to strip clubs with girlfriends.

Sex that night is always as if we were in porn.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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You know that's right.

[–]super6logan 19 points20 points ago

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I read that in my head as though it were said by Gus from "psych"

[–]scatterfingers 3 points4 points ago

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I think you mean Ghee Buttersnaps aka "The Heater".

[–]NastyBigPointyTeeth 1 point2 points ago

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Hah, so did I.

[–]Doubleks -1 points0 points ago

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You know that's .... sorry

[–]andrewsmith1986 48 points49 points ago

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Guys, bring your gfs to stripclubs but pay more attention to her.

Girls, go to strip clubs and watch cheap titties.

[–]TehScrumpy 22 points23 points ago

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The ladies who bought those titties will tell you that they ain't cheap.

[–]chrisc098 12 points13 points ago

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You outta know, you bought em.

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 1 point2 points ago

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What would be the point of my boyfriend going to a strip club with me if he was going to pay attention to me, though?

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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I meant it as "don't ignore her"

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, that makes sense. Sorry, I must have misunderstood.

[–]Bluefastakan 32 points33 points ago

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[–]BossMan11 6 points7 points ago

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Amen to that brother.

[–]AllNamesAreGone 0 points1 point ago

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Your RES tag is now long enough that it pushes "points 5 hours ago (81|19)" to a second line.

[–]dodecahedonist -1 points0 points ago

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Smith?

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[–]arpeggiator 12 points13 points ago

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Hey you take your douchebag terminology and crawl back to into your r/seduction cave!

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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FR?

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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I think he's ordering fried rice.

[–]88eaver 19 points20 points ago

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Makes sense.. He even put it in a chinese box for take-out !

[–]Pornfest 4 points5 points ago

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Field Report

[–]JohnnyTaco -1 points0 points ago

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1) Not the place to ask for a fr 2) This would make a shit report

[–]upper_d3cker 29 points30 points ago

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I've seen guys take their girlfriends to strip clubs, and watched the girls leave in tears because they had no idea what went on in there lol...

[–]lgroeni 18 points19 points ago*

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That's like the exact opposite reaction to what I've seen.

I knew guys who used to take their girlfriends because it was the easiest way to get a ton of attention from the strippers. At least where I was living at the time, girls basically got treated like royalty in the strip club. Free lap dances, etc.

[–]EmptheBear 14 points15 points ago

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This is apparently how it is where I live as well. I have a friend who is a lesbian and fucking loves going to stripclubs because of all the attention she gets.

[–]TheNoveltyAccountant 3 points4 points ago

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Girls get free entry whereas guys pay.

They aren't all the sleazy places that movies make them out to be (some are though).

[–]EmptheBear 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of a club that opened near me in a very small town...Well it's not even really a town. It's more like a village.

Anyways, this strip club opened right off the interstate called "Club 57" (It's on Interstate 57) and from the outside it pretty much looks like it used to be a pole barn. I've heard all they have dancing there is very fat women or obvious coke heads and they couldn't get a liqour license so you have to bring your own beer and then PAY THEM to serve YOUR BEER to you.

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[–]EmptheBear -1 points0 points ago

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Don't be an asshole.

I heard from friends that have gone there. I have no desire to go there nor any strip club. The friends that did go there frequent other clubs in the area.

Yes, for all I know it's bullshit. But somehow looking at it from the outside, it really would not surprise me.

[–]missfrenchpress 14 points15 points ago

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My boyfriend and I went for our 5 year anniversary. I didn't know what to expect, but my reaction was pretty much like this. Strippers smell pretty.

[–]OMNEG 10 points11 points ago

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They smell pretty but your own clothing at the end of the night doesn't.

[–]khanfusion 10 points11 points ago

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Cigarettes and baby powder.

[–]spritle6054 7 points8 points ago

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And broken dreams

[–]ObeseSnake 2 points3 points ago

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And glitter. You are now marked with glitter that will not come off.

[–]flume 1 point2 points ago

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You went to a strip club for your 5 year anniversary? That's kind of odd; who picked it? How did it go?

[–]missfrenchpress 1 point2 points ago

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We drank a bottle of wine together at dinner and drunkenly decided to go to the strip club. It was actually a lot of fun. Strippers gave me a lot of attention; I feel like they rarely see girls so when they saw me they were excited and put their boobs in my face.

[–]Asophis 8 points9 points ago

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This remains my favorite .gif of all time.

[–]tomdarch 21 points22 points ago

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oh... I see it was a bottomless place. (I was going to say "totally nude" but they never take the damn goofy shoes off, so it seems "partially nude" to me, even if you're getting a OB-GYN 101 demonstration.)

[–]xombiemaster 13 points14 points ago

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stilettophobes unite!

[–]tomdarch 21 points22 points ago

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Don't get me wrong - there are some sexy shoes out there. But sometimes 100% totally nude - no shoes - is sexiest to me.

Oh crap... I totally forgot about the first time I went to a strip club - friend's bachelor party, of course. It was a slow night, so there was lots of "conversation" (simulated attentiveness) with the performers. I had made a comment to one of the dancers about the silly shoe thing. A bit later, she was up to dance, and during her, uh, routine (?) she took off her shoes! Yay! Cool!

Uh, until a few seconds later, she squats in front of me, spreads... then does a quick crotch swipe/flick straight at me... Luckily I was too slow at that moment to realize that she had simulated wiping vaginal lubrication from between her labia and flicked it (the non existant material) into my face from 2 or 3 feet away. It was for the best that I sat there confused... If I had realized what she was doing, I would have... I don't know... shrieked? falen backwards off my chair? gagged? Whatever it was, it would have been waaaay rude.

[–]jbigz -3 points-2 points ago

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The poor fools who are scared of vaginas in their mouth.

[–]dakatoa 7 points8 points ago

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All should be afraid of having a random stranger throwing genital juice at their face unexpectedly!

[–]damnsun 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty much, except with more free beer.

[–]redgator 9 points10 points ago

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A male or female strip club?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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The kind with naked girls in it.

[–]frosty122 40 points41 points ago

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The best kind.

[–]OMNEG 6 points7 points ago

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A perfect day is to be technically correct about something and then go to the kind of strip club with naked girls in it.

[–]tags_people 3 points4 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/YLMDz.png

I got this for you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My username is so very honored.

[–]koshkakartoshka 14 points15 points ago

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My girlfriend say she has always wanted to go to one and get a lapdance. Curse you midwest and your lack of cheap titties!

[–]ironykarl 22 points23 points ago

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Huh? Are you kidding? I'll bet there're at least a dozen strip clubs in a 20 mile radius of your house. Probably some that're even affordable.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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South Dakotan here, checking in!

Yeah, there are strip clubs and yes, you can get a lap dance.

Chances are it will be from a very saggy/dirty/pregnant/miserable/smells of cigs stripper.

But if she wants it, go for it.

[–]hormel 1 point2 points ago

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Scarlets is pretty hit or miss from my experience

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For sure.

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[–]cwags02 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think that you understand much about South Dakota. The biggest city is Sioux Falls with a whopping 100k people and the state has one of the lowest population densities in the nation. A person may be able to find something good in Sioux Falls but everyone else might have to leave the state for something better.

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[–]cwags02 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, I agree.

[–]frosty122 3 points4 points ago

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I read that as "My cheap girlfriend..."

[–]parker214 -3 points-2 points ago

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Me too

[–]Branch3s 8 points9 points ago

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waking up hungover the next morning... "Did I do that?"

[–]bottom_dweller 9 points10 points ago

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Tell us the story please.

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What happens in Vegas, etc.

[–]From_Insanity_of 31 points32 points ago

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Is posted on youtube the next day.

[–]CupcakeBreath 1 point2 points ago

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Ooh...which one in Vegas?

[–]OMNEG 1 point2 points ago

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Was it actually in Vegas? If so, which one? I am curious from my experience how accurate your GIF might be. There are some that I can see it fitting pretty well.

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

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There are several different categories of strip clubs in Vegas. Olympic Garden and Spearmint Rhino are definitely the best ones.

[–]gazoonite 0 points1 point ago*

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I was just at the OG a week ago. They picked us up in a stretch hummer. Place was really dark inside. Spent a lot of money there. Tip: if a stripper trys to lure you to the bar in the VIP, expect to pay $20 drinks.

[–]OMNEG 1 point2 points ago

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A few were so dark I could barely see anything that was going on. A few weren't dark enough and the "ladies" there frightened my penis.

[–]orzof 2 points3 points ago

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If you're ever in rural parts of Michigan(most of it), it's like that, but more horrified by the C-section scars that look like they were made by Leatherface.

[–]madcap699 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this. Mix in generous helpings of 80's ladies and prego's and your there

[–]athousandtimesmaybe 2 points3 points ago

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I've been there. This is dead on. Got dragged to one unknowingly with some international students during my freshman orientation week and the chinese girl I was with didn't know the English word. She and I sat awkwardly. A lot of what I saw I didn't want to look at, a bit of it made me curious, and once in a while I was genuinely impressed.

[–]Cameroon62 2 points3 points ago

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This is what I do when a girl across the room is making "sexy eyes" at me.

[–]amyface08 7 points8 points ago

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I ( a girl) was a dd for my room mates (3 males)....dressed in space suits. It was the weirdest thing ever. i was going to see some tits but i didnt think i was going to see my roomies get man handled by a woman well in her 40's. The whole way home i had drunk, bad smelling, vomiting "astronots" were yelling tits in the national anthem.

[–]glory_troll 5 points6 points ago

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I just realized how much I miss Urkel.

[–]firefox3d 3 points4 points ago

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I dated a stripper once. I didn't find out she was stripper until two weeks of dating. All that kinky badass sex instantly made way more sense.

[–]ThePrologue 1 point2 points ago

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Woah you're Jaleel White? I did't know you were a girl.

[–]Love_Laser 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting the "that's a penis" gif.

[–]OMNEG 1 point2 points ago

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This thread makes me really want to go back to Vegas for a weekend soon.

[–]lilmissie365 1 point2 points ago

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In my experience, being a girl at a strip club means ALL THE TITTIES IN YOUR FACE!

[–]yellowsubroutine 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a reverse situation to "boy takes girl to strip club"? I am thinking along the lines of "girl takes boy to gay porn movies". Other suggestions?

[–]zedvaint 1 point2 points ago

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I - healthy, heterosexual male - never quite got the fascination with strip clubs. Seems to be a US thing. I mean - yes, they exist in other countries too. But there are far less, most of them are less glamorous and they don't seem to have the same cultural importance.

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You are doing a great service.

When a guy goes to a strip club with a bunch of other guys, he'll have a good time but feel a bit like a scumbag.

If there's a girl goes with you it automatically erases any scumbaggery and is still awesome.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, more something along the lines of encouraging their exploitation. I'm always torn between this and "hmmm, naked chicks".

[–]geoken 0 points1 point ago

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If you feel like a scumbag it's because you have acute senses and are picking up on the fact that every girl in there thinks you are a scumbag.

[–]JabasMyBitch 2 points3 points ago

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lol, that is perfect!

[–]CupcakeBreath 1 point2 points ago

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Were you amazed by the fact that it smelled like vag and Victoria Secret's Love Spell, like I was??

[–]vorgy 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, you'll get used to this kind of work.

[–]Brother_B 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, it this reminds me of the midget kid that lip syncs popular songs

[–]92648 0 points1 point ago

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TIJUANA

[–]retardo-montoban 0 points1 point ago

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Gave up on that loading about 2 minutes in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is the best .gif ever

[–]mrfunyon 0 points1 point ago

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This image is great when you listen to a trance song with it!

[–]sunshynesumtyme 0 points1 point ago

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Perfection.

[–]rachawakka 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I was there, some girls showed up and the strippers got them to flash for everyone. Or just pulled their shirts up. Good ol strippers.

[–]thatquackingelephant 0 points1 point ago

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The first time I went to a strip club was with a guy I'd been dating, and I was way more mesmerized by the girls then he was. He ended up playing pool with a friend while I drooled over the girls lol

[–]Only_A_Username 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like you're perplexed and slightly aroused.

[–]Bernie530 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, the first day at a new job can be awkward.

[–]BossMan11 0 points1 point ago

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Prove it.

[–]1badls2goat 0 points1 point ago

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I miss Family Matters so much.

[–]randallhump 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kandarian 0 points1 point ago

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What did I just watch?

[–]randallhump 0 points1 point ago

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guy from my work high as fuck , spread the link plz, It's some of the strangest shit ever, complete trailer trash

[–]davelog -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, you loved it and you know it.

[–]Aquaristkid -1 points0 points ago

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lol @ ABC Family logo

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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waste of time and money.

[–]kolled -1 points0 points ago

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thanks for coming on the interwebz to tell us all about it.

[–]UnknownArchive -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]laufwerkfehler -1 points0 points ago

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You dressed up like Steve Urkel and went to a tittie bar?

[–]occio -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Charles Manson

[–]secretvictory -1 points0 points ago

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so you turned into a black male?

[–]Falcoteer -3 points-2 points ago

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Let's see... You've referenced Urkel (gif), strip clubs (title), and Atlas Shrugged (username). Have all my upvotes.

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stupid