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[–]omgimonfire 70 points71 points ago

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[–]cynthiadangus 13 points14 points ago

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Punch the Nigga Stole My Cosby Be-Bop Steph from Lazy Town Remix

[–]sartreofthesuburbs 5 points6 points ago

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What's the name of the song in the background?

[–]dsfafhdsakf 6 points7 points ago

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"Summer", the main theme from the movie "Kikujiro".

[–]lolmonger 3 points4 points ago

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That movie made me bawl, especially when the motorcyclists come back and when the Yakuza is walking away, oh my god - so good.

[–]rudyred34 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, I know. I had previously known Beat Takeshi only from Takeshi's Castle/Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, so the fact that he's actually a really talented actor blew me away.

[–]bricksoup 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, nice catch.

[–]Spiderbeard 1 point2 points ago

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3D!

[–]Buttery_LLAMA 0 points1 point ago

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I've found myself having to link to ytmnds a lot these days. You get that feeling too?

[–]archaeauto 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to look for this link, didn't need to post it. +1'd

[–]Rountree85 36 points37 points ago

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[–]FraggotMan -2 points-1 points ago*

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I love Takai and all but goddamn that is gotta be one of the gayest expressions I have ever seen

I mean......wow......so gay....

he looks pretty homosexual in it too.

[–]GirlsSmellGood 9 points10 points ago

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number one taking a number one.

[–]SashaTheBOLD 1 point2 points ago

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...with a peek that makes number two take a number two.

[–]vodkacokebloke 24 points25 points ago

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stand down, Ensign

[–]TheRainbowConnection 40 points41 points ago

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It's not an Ensign, it's Captain Picard as a kid after a transporter accident. * adjusts nerd glasses *

[–]Scoldering 2 points3 points ago

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Which episode is that?

[–]TheRainbowConnection 13 points14 points ago

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Rascals.

[–]Kowzorz 3 points4 points ago

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I watched 100% of TNG before learning it was Ensign, not Enson.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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[–]dnew 15 points16 points ago

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Oh good. That still works.

[–]Ben_Chang 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Tactful 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't going to work if they aren't gifs.

[–]wafflepoo 1 point2 points ago

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I dont remember that episode...

[–]dschock 3 points4 points ago

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Riker has NO CLASS.

[–]Schym 11 points12 points ago

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I dunno, I'd say he's first class.

[–]FraggotMan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he wants to enter his prise, if you catch my drift

[–]der_toetz 0 points1 point ago

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i ii .... i didn't see anything!

[–]wallyruss 7 points8 points ago

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That could be construed as an insult.

[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points ago

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Alternate title: What happens when you pee next to a priest.

[–]SugarGirl27 -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Can't unsee! I loved that episode!

[–]tollwaytroll 1 point2 points ago

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Can you supply the original context? Because I am super curious but think it would be a fruitless search on my own.

[–]Relevant_TNG_Episode 1 point2 points ago

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In the TNG episode "Rascals," Picard, Ro, Keiko O'Brien, Guinan are all turned into children by a transporter accident. And while Riker is weirded out by it (he is forced to pretend the young Picard is his son), Picard and company take advantage of their strange situation to foil a Ferengi attempt at commandeering the Enterprise.

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

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Basically Cpt Picard is in a transporter accident and becomes a child. Riker has to look after him and is weirded out by it.

[–]darkkittykatt -1 points0 points ago

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no words indeed................