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[–]DANGERBASTARD 54 points55 points ago

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Even this post is horrible :(

[–]down_vote_magnet 30 points31 points ago

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How did it make it out of /new?

[–]UsernameTakenWTF 3 points4 points ago

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frontpage: "these are all. reposts." even this comment

[–]BetterContentLinker -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Semper_fi_guy -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]BetterContentLinker -1 points0 points ago

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[–]VentusInsulae 51 points52 points ago

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I want to express how old this is, but I don't know scientific notation.

[–]jjdaybr 10 points11 points ago

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Limit n->infinity: 1x10n

[–]friedrice5005 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus man, use a larger demonination. Personally, I like to refer to everything in yotaseconds. 1 Ys = 31.71 quadrillion years or 2.3x106 times the universe's age. This image is at least 3 yotaseconds old.

[–]dwhee 4 points5 points ago

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We need to incentivize browsing /new/ with karma or a different type of karma- proportional to how well the post does after you upvote it.

[–]aphasic 1 point2 points ago

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Give people with good predictive voting a special "Tastemaker!" flair.

[–]dwhee 0 points1 point ago

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More reasonable than my crazy proposal. I would support this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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funny, that's how i feel browsing /r/all

[–]bbrizzi 4 points5 points ago

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Belongs in /r/fences

[–]siddboots 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh. Ignore those bandwagoners. /r/fence is where you want to be folks.

[–]toxicmischief 1 point2 points ago

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Thought that was Patton Oswalt dressed up as a police officer.

[–]Mango_D0wn 0 points1 point ago

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Like this?, but as a mailman.

[–]alextonne 1 point2 points ago

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Seeing all the horrible posts in /r/new makes me wonder how people find all the good stuff from there

[–]bondvillain 1 point2 points ago

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That one in the middle is pretty okay, I guess. Upvoted.

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[–]wallawalla22 1 point2 points ago

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There is no subreddit called /r/new. It has been banned. You might be referring to /new/. The more you know!

[–]HiDcYPHE 1 point2 points ago

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Remember when this post was in /r/new?

[–]Hensah 1 point2 points ago

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This is the worst fucking webpage I've ever visited. It's become like a thing where now the only time I come here is just to depress myself.

Someone needs to make a daily archive of /r/funny for posterity's sake so future generations know just how unfunny and just so stupid the internet was at this point in time.

This site makes me want to tumblr.

[–]Hawkeyes89 1 point2 points ago

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How I feel browsing not browsing new and having to see reposts.

[–]NELCgeek 0 points1 point ago

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And they are flooding the area

[–]lock_ed 0 points1 point ago

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All the terrible posts make it hard to find the good posts >.<

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this a million times on 4chan, but it always causes some moderate lulz on my part. Upvote.

[–]nvrknowsbest 0 points1 point ago

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xpost from r/fences

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

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The 7th one from the left looks pretty good. It's straight and taller than the others. The others just look like they have nice personalities.

[–]zim2411 0 points1 point ago

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That's also how I feel about all the meta posts about Reddit.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

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Nice fence.

[–]nd4spd1919 0 points1 point ago

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Read in a Russian accent. WIN

[–]Roastbeast_RIP 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD IVE NEVER HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE GOOD ONE

[–]ChocolateStorm 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote because it made me genuinely laugh. :D

[–]btgf-btgf 0 points1 point ago

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Woodie sooo doooo

[–]stay_high_stay_fly 0 points1 point ago

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oldie but a goodie

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point ago

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how i feel on funnyjunk

[–]bichiliad 0 points1 point ago

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I actually laugh every time I see that picture, regardless of how fucking old it is.

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much for doing the dirty work, Knights of New. I can't stomach that place.

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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That's like, your opinion, man.

[–]YO_GUY 0 points1 point ago

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[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I feel when people post stuff like this outside of advice animals.

[–]antiestablishment 0 points1 point ago

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[–]onme 0 points1 point ago

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This is new to me, and I laughed out loud. Don't listen to them, OP.

[–]mrjevans33[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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OP approves

[–]turkourjurbs -1 points0 points ago

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Op can go fuck himself for posting a meme against the sidebar rules.

[–]pawlesome -2 points-1 points ago

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Simpsons did it!

[–]DukeOfGeek -2 points-1 points ago

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The average new post after midnight is a blatant add. If you don't see those on any front page thank some one who pulls a new patrol.