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This popped up in my facebook newsfeed. I don't even... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Rigurun
[–]diggemigre 867 points868 points869 points 6 months ago
You can get anal and a shark blowjob at the same time.
[–]Allurex 636 points637 points638 points 6 months ago
Dreams do come true.
[–]turimbar1 229 points230 points231 points 6 months ago
This was what MLK jr was speaking of.
I too have a dream Mr King, thank you.
[–]anonymousalterego 84 points85 points86 points 6 months ago
*Dr. King.
[–]Teabaginz 104 points105 points106 points 6 months ago
"Mr." would still be a valid title because he didn't stop being a male after receiving the "Dr." title.
[–]brbegg 52 points53 points54 points 6 months ago
Señor King
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
So that's how it's possible.
[–]walking_away_ 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
Is that Darryl from The Office? =O
[–]darkel0 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Yes
[–]skaterape 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
For some reason, I have you tagged in RES as "Sister Ate Dog Food".
[–]walking_away_ 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
Oh. Hey!
Yes. My sister did eat dog food. You said we would meet again. I was waiting for this day.
[–]skaterape 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
I said that? I don't remember it. It's possible that I said it though, I tend to drink most of the time when I reddit. It could also explain the mysterious tagging.
[–]walking_away_ 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
If it wasn't you, it was another person who tagged me as that and told me we would meet again.
I would go back and check, feel free to if you want, but I am also drinking and I tend to become quite lazy when I drink.
[–]skaterape 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Fair enough. Have fun and be safe dude. No driving!
[–]thoggins 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
I didn't think this kind of thing happened. I guess I should start tagging people.
[–]pleasecleanmyroom 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Priceless...
[–]portablebiscuit 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Sometimes that sharks vomits poo.
[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
This is the kind of tattoo you want to get if you know you're going to jail. Source: Big Stan
[–]mista0sparkle 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Also, when you poop, it looks like the little shark is throwing up a hershey's bar.
[–][deleted] 6 months ago
[deleted]
[–]klsi832 1166 points1167 points1168 points 6 months ago
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[–]guyontheend 239 points240 points241 points 6 months ago
slow clap
[–]anonemouse2010 171 points172 points173 points 6 months ago
I don't think Gonorrhea comes in different speeds.
[–]gonorrhea_nodule 80 points81 points82 points 6 months ago
How would you know?
[–]Phillyz 62 points63 points64 points 6 months ago
This guy seems legit.
[–]frissonFry 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
I'm just waiting for the inevitable Jolly Rancher novelty account reply. Don't mind me.
[–]dino340 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Fast, slow, and jolly rancher.
[–]Lantro 32 points33 points34 points 6 months ago
jolly rancher
ಠ_ಠ
I was hoping I would never be reminded of that.
[–]BlackestNight21 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
nodules
[–]LoliHunter 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
damn it, I regret searching up the jolly rancher story.
[–]sxestrobe 230 points231 points232 points 6 months ago
slow fap
[–]whollo918 50 points51 points52 points 6 months ago
Quick fap
[–]hatesinsomnia 164 points165 points166 points 6 months ago
I've never heard someone fap S.O.S. before. Well done.
[–]speedycat 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
Time for a rescue fap
[–]Sudden_Ovation 28 points29 points30 points 6 months ago
FULL ON STANDING OVATION
[–]cripplingpenis 45 points46 points47 points 6 months ago
FULL ON STANDING ERECTION
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
STANDING ON A FULL ERECTION
[–]koreansizzler 30 points31 points32 points 6 months ago
FULL ON STANDING OVULATION
[–]MileHighNugz 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67p4hS6vyD8
[–]klsi832 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HusokNYOPSY
[–]oblivision 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I don't get it...
[–]efischerSC2 34 points35 points36 points 6 months ago
It's a line from the movie Jaws.
[–]TheIrishTickler 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Wrong, it's a quote from Clerks.
[–]grillcover 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
Hey everyone, this guy is right!
Randall from Clerks misquotes the line, and says, "We're..." just like the top comment. The actual quote reads, "You're."
Please upvote for posterity.
[–]TheIrishTickler 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
I'm RES-tagging you as "My favorite person in the world." Don't try to stop me, it needs to be done.
[–]nolotusnotes 39 points40 points41 points 6 months ago
I don't usually spit beer. But when I do, it's at great comments like this.
[–]Jakecus 103 points104 points105 points 6 months ago
Since when can you post pictures of your asshole on facebook?
[–]ironneko 226 points227 points228 points 6 months ago
Facebook is full of pictures of assholes.
[–]therealndb 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
Ka-Pow
[–]fortuitous_bounce 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
identification purposes.
[–]ISmokeCigars 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Sorry, Mr Chappelle. You should have spread your cheeks and lifted your sack before.
[–]rocky_whoof 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
This is why it's on r/WTF
[–]skiwf42 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
I thought it was on r/WTF because it was, well, a tattoo of a shark with another sea creature coming out of that shark's mouth and the second shark's mouth was the chick's asshole? I must admit, I completely forgot about the facebook aspect when I saw the picture.
[–]poekoelan 37 points38 points39 points 6 months ago
Is that normal? I thought if you get a tattoo with all the cleanliness precautions it's not supposed to scab up. <----- has no tattoos
[–][deleted] 304 points305 points306 points 6 months ago*
Scabbing is not normal. If it scabs that means you did not take care of it well. (Namely, you did not wash it vigorously enough while the dermis was healing)
A tattoo should peel first, like a sunburn, and then it gets a sort of waxy finish after a while.
If you get a tattoo, keep it covered minimum 6 hours, maximum 24 hours, wash it about 10x a day using unscented soap. Wash it vigorously using the hottest water you can stand. Use Vitamin A&D ointment on it for the first 3 days. Just a small amount to cover it - don't glob it on there.
After 3 days do not use the ointment and instead after washing it use unscented lotion. Just enough to cover it, don't glob it on.
Use lotion for 2 weeks. After the first week you don't need to wash it like an OCD maniac but keep it clean and you'll be fine. Never had any tattoo scab up on me using this method.
[–]UncleTogie 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
It puts the lotion on its skin or it else gets my hose again.
[–]sekhmetx 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
I like how you got downvoted for being correct.
I did exactly that for mine and I never had any bleeding or scabbing. Tattoos should NOT scab.
[–]anthillsinrome 31 points32 points33 points 6 months ago
I'm mostly covered in tattoos and you're completely wrong. This guy says to wash it 10x a day and you say he's correct? Hahah.
Note to everyone: Don't come to reddit for tattoo advice.
[–]tobiasx 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
/r/tattoos begs to prove you wrong. Constant washing is not an issue what so ever as long as you're not using a harsh soap and if you're keeping the area moisturized. Excess blood plasma is what causes scabbing, removing it as soon as possible is definitely a plus.
[–]sekhmetx 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
You're supposed to clean it very often during the first few days, how much depends on the area it's located.
You can be covered in tattoos and still not know the best way to care for them, I know many who had no clue and merely soaked theirs in A&D for 3 weeks straight or something similar. So just because you are covered does not mean that your method is right.
Out of curiosity, would you like to provide us with your "correct" method?
[–]NaljunForgotPassword 45 points46 points47 points 6 months ago*
yeah, that's like saying "I am capable of making a child, so I'll definitely be a good parent"
....
.. much like what SharkButt's parents probably thought...
[–]finder90 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I don't know what to believe anymore! I gotta say it sounds weird to me when someone says "tattoos aren't supposed to scab". I mean, they usually bleed while you get them. If something bleeds, it has to scab doesn't it? I have a bunch and all of them have scabbed and they all look fine to me.
[–]aaomalley 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
It is a skin wound and as such will absolutely scab. Now, it should never appear scabbed the way we think of it, which is a dry scab, which build a scar through production of fibrous tissue. This fibrous tissue becomes thicker every time the scab is picked at or removed and so if you allow a dry scab to form on a tattoo it will rub against clothing, fall of, build fibrous tissue and fade and distort the tattoo, along with pulling ink out of the skin every time the scab gets pulled off which can create blank spots in the ink.
Tattoo's should never be allowed to get dried out, but you also have to be careful to allow them to breath. This means you need to apply a breathable lotion or ointment (like aquafor) pretty much every hour for the first 2 weeks. This keeps the "scab" from drying out and should resemble a scab that has been soaking in water except not nearly as thick. This protects from infection but inhibits the building of fibrous tissue and promotes the creation of new skin cells which makes a smooth bright tattoo.
[–]CaptInappropriate 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
i got scabs on my shoulderblade tattoo both times i had it worked on, and i'm not a dirty street urchin
[–]40kfreak 34 points35 points36 points 6 months ago
That has yet to be determined
[–]Mahdii7 58 points59 points60 points 6 months ago
I thought it was an airbrush?
[–]Mahdii7 26 points27 points28 points 6 months ago
I don't get the downvotes. Can someone explain to me why this is clearly a real tattoo? Because when I look at a real tattoo compared to an airbrush tattoo this looks airbrushed to me. Not to mention the smear marks (no pun intended..)
[–]_deffer_ 76 points77 points78 points 6 months ago
You get smear marks on real tattoos too - the artist is wiping off the excess ink from the tat site.
Also - if you look near the top (lower back on the chick) you see the pink/red "i just got stabbed 18000 times" look on her skin.
[–]Reinfear 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
tats like this require more than one sitting.
[–]moderndayvigilante 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
I don't get the downvotes.
4 downvotes ಠ_ಠ
[–]JTAP72 45 points46 points47 points 6 months ago
After staring at this for well over a minute I have come to the conclusion that: HER BUTTHOLE MIGHT BE PIERCED
[–]fatcat2040 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
I concur. There is a distinct metallic glint at the top and bottom of her sphincter.
[–]cynthetiq 120 points121 points122 points 6 months ago
She's got an anal piercing. Yes I zoomed up all in it.
[–]suteneko 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
I noticed this too. The rest I could understand.
EDIT: OMG. So I was curious how this could work and/or be safe, as hers appears to go across her anus. NSFL.
[–]StolenLampy 26 points27 points28 points 6 months ago
This is what the internet is all about.
[–]apriloneil 36 points37 points38 points 6 months ago
WHY IS THIS A THING?
[–]rocky_whoof 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Many people who have this piercing claim that it is extremely pleasurable.
[–]danger_one 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
...and isn't actually usually fully anal (look closely at the pictures) for obvious reasons.
No. No, I will not.
[–]thebetrayer 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I thought that for a bit. Looked anyways.
[–]fernguts 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Why, why, why, do I always click on NSFL links?
[–]ChiefBromden 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Welp. As everyone else says. That's enough internet for me today. I'm going to the bar across the street to try not to picture that the person sitting next to me has one of those piercings.
[–]Quantum_Finger 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
I didn't know such a thing existed, but in retrospect, I'm not surprised. An anal piercing seems like a really bad idea from a hygiene perspective.
[–]nauree 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
This is how you get MSRA
[–]panzinator 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Wait... you mean MRSA?
[–]scuzzle-butt 289 points290 points291 points 6 months ago
I'd still hit it.
[–]JIGGER_MY_DIGGER 289 points290 points291 points 6 months ago
YOU'D LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO THAT?
[–]likwidfuzion 273 points274 points275 points 6 months ago
Doesn't Matter; Had Shark
[–]godofallcows 53 points54 points55 points 6 months ago
IMMA SHAAAARK.
...SUCK YO DIIIICK?
[–]uepvup 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I THOUGHT IT WAS A STINGRAY
[–]Thelonesomemoo 62 points63 points64 points 6 months ago
yep
[–]poekoelan 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
Anal virginity.
[–]slyk 60 points61 points62 points 6 months ago
Break the behymen.
[–][deleted] 229 points230 points231 points 6 months ago
RIP Steve Irwin.
[–]Salmon_Linguist 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
At least he died...happy.
[–]CostlierClover 124 points125 points126 points 6 months ago
With animals in his heart.
[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
NOT soon enough!
[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 136 points137 points138 points 6 months ago
That's one way of saying "no anal".
[–]suteneko 58 points59 points60 points 6 months ago
It's either that or the anal equivalent of a tongue ring.
[–]poekoelan 98 points99 points100 points 6 months ago
Either that or it's a way of saying "my poop is shark vomit"
[–]LoneStoner 57 points58 points59 points 6 months ago
Why is he only wearing one glove?
[–]bestbeforeMar91 60 points61 points62 points 6 months ago
Only one hand was dirty.
[–]saintlawrence 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
There's a third shark hidden inside
[–]L0stm4n 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Probably to take a picture or something with that iPhone sitting there next to her leg.
[–]retreatingtomatoes 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
Was on my newsfeed too! Dun dun dun
[–]risingyeast 150 points151 points152 points 6 months ago
Dad would be proud.
[–]Hamilton5M 96 points97 points98 points 6 months ago
I think the tattoo means "fuck you dad" in so many ways.
[–]unknownsoldierx 120 points121 points122 points 6 months ago
Or possibly in this case, "stop fucking me, dad".
[–]likwidfuzion 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Indeed, he's the tattoo artist.
[–]VentureBrosef 37 points38 points39 points 6 months ago
She probably has no idea who her dad is
[–]JoeEstevez 178 points179 points180 points 6 months ago
Imagine seeing this when she's 80.
[–]wrenchtwister 519 points520 points521 points 6 months ago
10 bucks says she's not the "makin' it to 80" type
[–]jsmayne 84 points85 points86 points 6 months ago
never know
she might end up like
this
NSFW
[–]Jackist 77 points78 points79 points 6 months ago
Wait... Look near the top right at that window. There are a pair of tits just sticking right out of the window.
[–]AddisonH 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Son, you're doing the work of god.
[–]static_silence 117 points118 points119 points 6 months ago
I choose to look at the woman in the back of the photo.
[–]FistfulDeDolares 47 points48 points49 points 6 months ago
Security guy looks like he's having a good time.
[–]qda 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Is.. is that.... Janine Lindemulder ??
[–]rocky_whoof 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
Unless we die early, we usually all get old and ugly.
[–]dbonham 83 points84 points85 points 6 months ago
What's the deal? The tattoos didn't make her old and gross. At least she isn't boring, and it looks like the tats held up pretty well
[–]Wozzle90 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
I honestly would not have expected to say it, but I agree completely. I always assumed a tattooed old lady would look weird, but the tattoos look fine. Great, in fact.
I'm sure a lot of tattoos in certain places do stretch out when you get old, but hers look fine. Way to go, grandma
[–]dbonham 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
That and she's naked
[–]TL_DRespect 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Whenever I see something like that, I take a moment out to decide as to whether or not she was hot when she was younger.
In this case, I believe she was rather cute.
[–]GregLoire 56 points57 points58 points 6 months ago
Because she'd otherwise look so great at 80.
[–]ExistentialEnso 42 points43 points44 points 6 months ago
That's one of the problems I have with that argument. People generally look like crap when they're old regardless.
[–]Pay_attentionmore 38 points39 points40 points 6 months ago
kog maw's sister?
[–]noskill1 159 points160 points161 points 6 months ago
Welp.
[–]justguessmyusername 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
I thought I was the only one!
[–]chrisv650 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
This is the internet.
You are never the only one.
[–]Se7en_Sinner 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Vagina Dentata?
[–]HiginsB15 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
think about this when she takes a poop.
[–]daaaabears 31 points32 points33 points 6 months ago
what are you talking about when she takes a poop? she's a girl..
[–]vernsolo 34 points35 points36 points 6 months ago
Big Shark, little shark, brown trout
[–]lawlshane 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Nice pooper
[–]confusedconfucius 45 points46 points47 points 6 months ago
I read this as "This pooped up..."
needless to say I wasn't surprised
[–]Crabmose 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Thought it said pooped as well.
Looked at photo. Still thought it said poop.
Didnt know it didnt until I saw this comment.
[–]Flux85 28 points29 points30 points 6 months ago
I shouldn't want to, but my penis wants to dive head first into her dark lagoon.
[–]Quantum_Finger 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
It's probably dangerous in there.
[–]Lantro 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
It's probably infested with sharks.
FTFY
[–]unr3a1r00t 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I wish I could see her face.
[–]Ima_lil_teapot 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
This is the ultimate tramp stamp!
[–]auximage 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Is it shark week again already?
[–]TrashAudio 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Am I the only one that was more shocked by the fact that this person was able to put a picture of their arse and vertical smile on Facebook, than by however shockingly bad the tattoo is?
[–]NoctGent 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
I am staring at this for far too long
[–]NotTheZombies 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
We must know the same people...
[–]skakruk 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Who the fuck posts this on facebook? If I did that, my friends would never talk to me again!
[–]041744 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
I love how the guy has to spread the ass cheeks apart so we can get the full effect.
[–]maxp0wah 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
It's a trap!
[–]GentlemanlyOctopus 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Hey look, a sexual predator!
[–]zhiryst 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
shark tattoo next to a vagina, which menstruates..... there's a joke here.
[–]rtik13 90 points91 points92 points 6 months ago
A) That's fucking disgusting. B) That's a pretty poor tattoo.
[–]PoeticEnd 182 points183 points184 points 6 months ago
C) Still want to put it in her ass for fun.
[–]pween 64 points65 points66 points 6 months ago
D) I hope her ass doesn't really have teeth.
[–]tide88 67 points68 points69 points 6 months ago
Rectuma Dentata!
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 6 months ago
Ah yes, the Harry Potter spell for anus teeth.
[–]klapaucius 24 points25 points26 points 6 months ago
What a wonderful phrase
[–]aresd 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
It is a shitty tattoo. For some reason I keep seeing a manta ray instead of a shark. Still, pretty nice ass.
[–]MysteryHat 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Haha. Shitty.
[–]LivingReceiver 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Doesn't anyone else see it? When her butt cheeks come together when the tatoo is finished the shark will look completely different, like those fold outs in Mad magazines.
[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
That woman has some issues.
[–]domdawg 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
She's a maneater....
[–]GroceryBagHead 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Relevant
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I hope she has kids. Just for the birth videos.
[–]Dragonsoup 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago
Okay I guess I'll say it: more pics/fb link, for more contextual science?
[–]Polythene_Man 78 points79 points80 points 6 months ago
This didn't pop up in your news feed, you stole it from this guy on r/pics.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oqj9x/nsfw_tramp_stamp_2012/
At least give credit...
[–]Rigurun[S] 61 points62 points63 points 6 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/7EDVi.jpg
There we go. Satisfied?
[–]Maarek 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I can see where the poo comes out. With sharks...
[–]reddit4getit 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Damn, bet she fucks like a monster!!
[–]RoedDut 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I read it first as "This pooped up"
[–]NippleThief 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
That's one way to ruin a perfectly good butt.
[–]daveofstrength 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
whole another meaning to "shark week"
[–]Hellstruelight 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
WOULD
[–]vgarrett 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
I'm a woman, makng it possible that I'm just not going to "get this", however, this is really revolting and poorly done. Furthermore, what fucking guy finds this attractive?
[–]DozeR95 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
[–]joculator 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Hey fellas...look what I hooked...
[–]darkestdayz 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
There is a piercing involved in this mess...looks like it runs through her asshole, somehow. Majorly fucked up shit here...
[–]urnotmyownertboy 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
How do you even maintain an erection during doggy style?!
[–]vgarrett 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Going to be really sexy when she turns 60!
[–]mandog202 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Thats gonna look great in about 60 years
[–]stickygnargnarbrah 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
i'm a shark!!! i'm a SHAAAARK! fuck my cuunnt!! I'M A SHAAARK!!
[–]Banana_Repairman 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
It seems like the only tattoos I've seen in these particular areas of the body have been scary ones. Why not something nice...like...a cupcake?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
ITT: When she's 80, when she's 80, when she's 80!!!!!11!!!!
Who the fuck cares what's between your asscheeks when you're fucking eighty as long as it isn't rogue shit?!
[–]spoone 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
No...just...no
[–]Mrubuto 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I really want to have sexual intercourse with that girl wink wink if you catch my drift.
[–]angryboobs 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
This was on /b/ a few hours ago.
[–]muffe122 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
In 20 years
[–]yurbud 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
A simple DO NOT ENTER would have been sufficient--she didn't have to get rude about it.
[–]fatcat2040 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
No, just the opposite. The shark must feed at least once a day.
[–]italianpoetess 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I like how hes only wearing one glove.
[–]fatcat2040 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
How did she decide on Jaws+Alien for her pooper tat? How did she decide she needed such a marking? Maybe it started as a tramp stamp, and migrated?
[–]viavolta 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This is something I would imagine lizbeth from the girl with a dragon tattoo film. Not even her..... True wtf.
[–]general_relative 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
First thought: "I hope this girl browses reddit."
[–]GoodMusicTaste 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
What is this i dont even
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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