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[–]MauroPT 4 points5 points ago

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When they aren't looking... REPOST!

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is from an old Cracked magazine. I remember an issue with a fake self defense guide.

[–]ifinallycaved 2 points3 points ago

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seems like good self defence to me

[–]woakfield 1 point2 points ago

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It only works if you yell "Look a distraction" through.

[–]Robi256 1 point2 points ago

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I make sure to do this with everyone I meet.

[–]VagTheUnicorn 1 point2 points ago

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I often do this to my penis when it's not looking

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, whoa, Biff... what's that?

[–]artsangel 0 points1 point ago

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If you cross your eyes like it's a stereogram, the guy on the right goes semi-3d!

[–]Alt_ 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing beats the good old fashioned throat punch.

[–]riversofgore 0 points1 point ago

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Break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist and walk away.

[–]IloveQueen 0 points1 point ago

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It's so obvious it just might work.......

[–]damnthetorpedos 0 points1 point ago

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Step 3, knee to the balls. No fight worth fighting is worth fighting clean.

[–]CircuitLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Just remember, when you kick a man in the balls you've turned someone who wants to hurt you into someone who wants to kill you....

[–]Freakin_Jedi 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck falls for that?

[–]flissss 0 points1 point ago

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I got out of being mugged like this once. I pointed and said, "You're going to do this with the cops right over there?" It fuckin worked. Getting hit in the neck sucks.

[–]TheCannon 0 points1 point ago

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See that sign over there? It says "what did the five fingers say to the face?"

BLAM!

[–]nowshowjj 0 points1 point ago

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I was disappointed that this post didn't involve the videogame magazine of the same name.

[–]VLDT 0 points1 point ago

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The guy on the left? Washington DC.

[–]gstatty -2 points-1 points ago

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This should be tips if you want to end up in prison since punching someone in the neck or throat will collapse their esophagus/windpipe and they will be unable to breathe and therefore die.

[–]MayStryker -1 points0 points ago

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You my friend, got all the downvotes.

[–]MayStryker -2 points-1 points ago

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I'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY.

[–]RNRSaturday 6 points7 points ago

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Well, then, look over there!

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points ago

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POW! RIGHT IN THE NECK!

[–]MayStryker 1 point2 points ago

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I SHOULD HAVE PAYED ATTENTION TO THE POST.