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[–]Broken_S_Key 43 points44 points ago

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[–]Interwhat 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks, I didn't know about this. Love me some Spidey

[–]ShowerSinner 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear lord what is this glory to which you have introduced me. A thousand of my finest upvotes and spices to you!

[–]PIKACHU_025 0 points1 point ago

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I thought your s key was broken?

[–]Broken_S_Key 0 points1 point ago*

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My S key some times types twice, that is the problem

EDIT: why did this get down voted? its how i chose my username and it answered his question.

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 18 points19 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]OmegaArcadia 48 points49 points ago

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The image portrays Spiderman, of popular comic book fame, pondering the apparent erectile tendencies of his pillow. The joke arises from the apparent humor in juxtaposing two absurd premises—namely, that a pillow has an erection, presumably because it is aroused, and that Spiderman is pondering the inexplicable reality of this pseudo-scientific phenomenon.

[–]6Revolvers 13 points14 points ago

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My lexicon just had a boner.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 5 points6 points ago

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You should follow that guy around.

[–]OmegaArcadia 0 points1 point ago

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I think I shall. At least until it gets boring.

[–]NekkidSnaku -4 points-3 points ago

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look at his username hehe

[–]1badls2goat 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Addequate 6 points7 points ago

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No use flipping it over, both sides appear to be hot.

[–]JangSaverem 1 point2 points ago

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thats right everyone. its time to bring WHOLE 4chan threads into reddit on a more constant process but we need to deconstruct them piece by piece so as to get 10x more Karma.

[–]ThermInc 1 point2 points ago

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It has been getting head all night.

[–]Phase714 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot downvote this enough... did a spideymeme from like 3 years ago really get 900 karma? idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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That's not how you link an image!

And technically, if you did post that image, you'd just be reposting it.

Hmm...

[–]Phase714 0 points1 point ago

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Cant tell if stupid or trolling.

[–]ConkerBirdy 1 point2 points ago

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I swear that show is made for funny images.

[–]TheSkyPirate 1 point2 points ago

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Stop stealing memes from /b/

[–]frorge 0 points1 point ago

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thank you, somebody had to say it

[–]Schym 0 points1 point ago

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But every time we make something new, people complain about how it gets run into the ground...

okay.jpg

[–]TheSkyPirate 0 points1 point ago

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Spidey crashes wincest threads. Wincest on reddit got taken down.

[–]shakagnar 1 point2 points ago

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Wait... Is that really drool on my pillow when I wake up?

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...How is this relevant?

[–]Stoe 4 points5 points ago

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the pillow with the boner....

[–]Masked_Complimentor -4 points-3 points ago

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Not sure if Mary Jane wants my web on her face

Or Peter Parker's web on her face

[–]ironw00d -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't mean you have to blow your web on it.

[–]ajnan123 -1 points0 points ago

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Does anyone else notice that the spider on his spidey-suit only has six legs?

[–]thebeattakesme -1 points0 points ago

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he seems a little upset that he does'nt have one

[–]darkstar_44[!] -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder why the spider on his chest has 6 legs as opposed to the normal 8

[–]dwerds 1 point2 points ago

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Because the other 2 legs are his... O.o

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Probably because you've been dryhumping it all day.

[–]midasmax -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like it's not just his spider sense that is tingling.

[–]ItsSoCash -1 points0 points ago

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Who the hell is Spiderman? I think you mean Spider-Man.

[–]GMLW -1 points0 points ago

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  • Repost

  • Stolen from 4chan

  • Extremely old meme

  • Has tons of upvotes

Yep, this is definitely /r/funny.

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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I'd downvote this but it has bulletpoints!

[–]FraggotMan -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dangerousnd2004 -2 points-1 points ago

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I wonder where he bought the dildopillows...