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[–]akahogfan 133 points134 points ago

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And that's why you always leave a note.

[–]Ausk 34 points35 points ago

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And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son.

[–]fapping_at_work 3 points4 points ago

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And that's why you lock the door.

[–]leaveanote 12 points13 points ago

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This is what I thought the entire story

[–]efischerSC2 5 points6 points ago

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I just spent the last two days watching the entire series, and yes. I could think of nothing else the whole time I read this.

[–]Snowjam 1 point2 points ago

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What series is this?

[–]efischerSC2 1 point2 points ago

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Arrested Development.

[–]DZ302 1 point2 points ago

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What series?

[–]TrebeksUpperLIp 2 points3 points ago

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Arrested Development

[–]efischerSC2 1 point2 points ago

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Arrested Development.

[–]Alexxandros -5 points-4 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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I wish my dad had a Russian sidekick.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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My dad is a Russian sidekick

[–]space_paradox 1 point2 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, dad sidekicks you

[–]gnarlysaurus 72 points73 points ago

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My dad died when I was young, but he was known as a prankster. My oldest brother, probably 12 at the time, was taking a shit in the bathroom of the auto body shop my grandfather owned. My dad put a fuse on a little dowel rod that was painted red and opened the bathroom door and threw it in, lit, then shut the door. My brother had no time to decide if it was an M80 or whatever, so he bursts through the bathroom door with his pants at his ankles and falls on the ground outside. Meanwhile, the entire body shop was standing there laughing at him.

[–]dinklebob 10 points11 points ago

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[–]tekmon 8 points9 points ago

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So he is George Bluthe Sr. ?

[–]thatjupiterjazz 30 points31 points ago

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AMA Request: Frogdad!

[–]flaim 12 points13 points ago

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Dinosaur one is the best one.

[–]Artegan 11 points12 points ago

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Seen a few of these, I think I like the putty man one the most.

Probably because I was terrified of the Putty Patrol from Power Rangers when I was a kid.

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points ago

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Wikipedia needs more godamn pictures.

[–]Artegan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]RetroRocker 8 points9 points ago

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Even if they're all lies, that's still one fucking epic cool story bro!

[–]The_Germish 13 points14 points ago

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Best. Dad. Ever.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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This man is a bigger troll than Calvin's dad.

[–]dragn99 4 points5 points ago

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Calvin's dad just told him fake stuff. I don't recall a single instance of an elaborate prank on the dad's part.

So, yes. Frog dad is a much better prankster (wouldn't say he's a troll though, since these are meant to be lessons).

[–]raffytraffy 8 points9 points ago

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if this is real, this is quite possibly the greatest father ever.

[–]gammon9 19 points20 points ago

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There has never been a real story told on 4chan.

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

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hah true, it's still an imaginative post nonetheless.

[–]Positronix 0 points1 point ago

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I'm amazed at how many people think this is all real

[–]efischerSC2 -1 points0 points ago

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1.1.11, never forget.

[–]queenskaven 2 points3 points ago

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I would live every day in horrible fear.

[–]dragn99 1 point2 points ago

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Only if you did something wrong. I don't think the dad would ever pull a prank of that scale without just cause.

[–]selectivehearing 4 points5 points ago

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Absolutely perfect. Harmless and funny as hell

[–]WinterInJapan 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK OFF, DAD.

[–]glassale 1 point2 points ago

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is this real life?

if so your the father is awesome

[–]CloverFuchs 0 points1 point ago

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Is this just fantasy?

[–]nalta -1 points0 points ago

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Caught In a Landslide (Of Putty)

[–]Tekar 1 point2 points ago

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I can only hope to one day be as awesome as frogdad.

[–]LadyMcRed 1 point2 points ago

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Frogdad is the best myth ever!

[–]herobotic 2 points3 points ago

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I have decided that this is the man I wish to emulate for my children. You will live forever in our hearts, Frogdad.

[–]bradyle 0 points1 point ago

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Best dad ever...maybe not at the time!

[–]katzenrubbl0r 0 points1 point ago

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The Trolldad to end all Trolldads

[–]Freudianity 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, I don't even care if this isn't true.

[–]AAlsmadi1 0 points1 point ago

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this dad is the BEST dad! i hope that i can one day remember to do shit like this to my kids.

[–]moediggity 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah cuz that won't yield negative psychological results. hehehehehe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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DAE want to be the Russian man? He gets to have all the fun.

[–]plasticTron 0 points1 point ago

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if there was no one in the putty man, then how could they have a fight?

[–]hola_yola 0 points1 point ago

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This really explains a lot about the psychological make up of 4Chan users...

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Holy, SHIT.

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious stories! Made my day. I can't wait for the day until I start pranking my sons.

[–]Cross33 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best parenting advice I have ever received

[–]ChaosFarmClothing 0 points1 point ago

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you had me at turtle neck

[–]johnkong 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'm sure.

[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder, when people repost things, do they do it knowingly or do they think they've discovered something new?

This probably isn't even to original one...

[–]cport1 0 points1 point ago

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This has made the FP many many times

[–]TheDoubleL27[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I hadn't seen it posted before.

[–]CRLBRKER 0 points1 point ago

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TL;DR

[–]jefferus -3 points-2 points ago

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That's brilliant, but I think the ice cream story counts as abuse

[–]carnivalcat -2 points-1 points ago

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Sooooooooo epic. Best ways to teach your kid a lesson ever.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Hilarious. Epic Dad.

[–]Icamehere2fap -1 points0 points ago

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i am not reading that

[–]eight8 -4 points-3 points ago

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too much to read, dont have time to wait. Need to fill my 25 Mbit line to the max.

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[–]bucketofowls 7 points8 points ago

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Then you're missing out because this shit was hilarious.