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[–]rorykane 5 points6 points ago

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Police Medic 370coms 1377pts 3mos funny

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[–]captureMMstature 2 points3 points ago

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Infantry medics carry guns don't they?

[–]ApolloHimself 0 points1 point ago

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They have to shoot the enemy, plus fix their guys up

[–]JustThinkingAboutIt 2 points3 points ago

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Don't heal me bro!

[–]Narkolepse 1 point2 points ago

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I thought 50 Cent had the magic stick.

[–]zipzapzop 0 points1 point ago

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No he just borrowed it.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

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He's their anaesthesiologist.

[–]Gawdzillers[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I'M GOING TO OPERATE

[–]arcanistmind 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone here play TES IV: Oblivion? Because you could make a mace that healed more than it hurt. Not saying it's right, just saying there's precedent.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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Those Metropolitan Police sure can add insult to injury with the best of 'em, by golly.

[–]Elvvood 0 points1 point ago

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Beats shooting them with a crossbow. It amasses uber quite quickly in heated situations such as these.

[–]lelolumad 0 points1 point ago

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He'll kill you then revive you and re-kill you. More XP.

[–]PolygonNinja -1 points0 points ago

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I read this as. Police Mydick.

[–]gentleman_brown -1 points0 points ago

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He's beating the repost dead horse.