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[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 289 points290 points ago

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I think that cat is about to rape that burrito kitty. O.o0

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[–]TheSexNinja 57 points58 points ago

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He's got that pussy wrapped up.

[–]UnitedStatesGov 26 points27 points ago

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Rape Cat.

[–]philyd94 8 points9 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex

[–]MetaMantron 4 points5 points ago

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Pussy is pussy.

[–]iamaLobsterRabbit 2 points3 points ago

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Needs more sour cream

[–]link_to_the_post 0 points1 point ago

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I thinks is just some normal everyday kitty BDSM

[–]IceDman2 124 points125 points ago

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If you look closely, you can tell the snake is fake.

[–]SayEverythingIsFake 50 points51 points ago

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Yes, I can confirm that this is fake.

[–]Stupidconspiracies 30 points31 points ago

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You can tell from the stitching, and from seeing quite a few snakes in my time.

[–]Arbor_Lucidity 13 points14 points ago

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Ever seen a trouser snake?

[–]Liquid_Senjutsu 15 points16 points ago

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Ooooo, what's a trouser snake?

[–]brewmeister58 29 points30 points ago

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I believe this is an accurate depiction: Trouser Snake

[–]Eternitras 22 points23 points ago

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That doesn't even make sense. Snakes don't have arms, there's no way he could tie those shoes.

[–]-Fake 13 points14 points ago

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I AM EVERYTHING

[–]epicGOPfail 3 points4 points ago

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If you look closely that cat is Lord Voldemort

[–]iamaLobsterRabbit 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, now youtube's method of commenting is coming to reddit?

[–]jcornelius84 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, you can tell by the pixelation.

[–]potatoaster 128 points129 points ago

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It's a purrito.

[–]EmptheBear 68 points69 points ago

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That pun was so bad I had to go wake my mother up and set her on fire out of rage.

[–]Honey_Otter 46 points47 points ago

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[–]paulpekka 4 points5 points ago

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I thought only Dreamworks creations make that kind of face

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jail for you! And shut down Reddit!

[–]FlingPooMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you know, Disney always does it first

[–]arthurstone 1 point2 points ago

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You need to look at more than the raised eyebrow. This is a legitimate "what the fuck?" face. Dreamworks face has an added smirk, robbing it of all comprehensible meaning.

[–]US-DOJ-SR2943 14 points15 points ago

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[–]comfort-enabler 9 points10 points ago

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Mildy clever. More sad and prophetic though really.

[–]supra5mge 2 points3 points ago

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I am a sucker for a good pun

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty lax with this novelty account name, but this warranted a glare

[–]Jobias_Funke 1 point2 points ago

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It's a cat wrapped in a burrito, wrapped in the heart of that burrito.

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag 16 points17 points ago

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Look at those eyes!

[–]Travisimus[S] 52 points53 points ago

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LOL i know right. They scream " this is how i die "

[–]Draiko 26 points27 points ago

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They screamed "HANDBANANA NO!" to me.

[–]shenanlganz 10 points11 points ago

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I want my name to spaghetti.

[–]ConroConro 1 point2 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word

[–]TokiBumblebee 3 points4 points ago

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Or he wants his name to spontaneously explode into noodley delight.

[–]jane_austentatious 0 points1 point ago

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"I've made a terrible mistake."

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts exactly haha

[–]Se7en_Sinner 61 points62 points ago

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"Shhh, just let it happen"

[–]nyan_kitty1024 35 points36 points ago

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Obligatory reference to the Dune Series

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 60 points61 points ago

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[–]Doctor0Doctors 4 points5 points ago

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Yes. Yes, absolutely.

[–]Corund 1 point2 points ago

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Kwisatz Caterach

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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dubecat.

So, so close...

[–]gweezer 8 points9 points ago

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I have enjoyed this gif every time it has been posted, but I just now realized...that bitch is getting raped.

It's not cute anymore D:

[–]K_Swag 8 points9 points ago

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Don't listen to them burrito! You can be whatever you wanna be!

[–]gary0ak 11 points12 points ago

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I hope you know thats how cat's start sex.

[–]TheLastBadger 43 points44 points ago

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Cats don't have sex. They have rape.

[–]Honey_Otter 2 points3 points ago

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[–]my_fake_CA_account 7 points8 points ago

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Eerily similar to my wife. They act like they want it then, as soon as my ween crosses the plane, it's all horror.

[–]oSand 3 points4 points ago

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Cat is start sex? Who is end sex?

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody moved your apostrophe.

[–]Devious_Intent 11 points12 points ago

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[–]402 4 points5 points ago

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That thing looks like it deserves an Egyptian mythology movie or something!

[–]UnknownArchive 24 points25 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Kitteh Bondage 0coms 6pts 18dys funny
I controls the spice. 0coms 5pts 1mo aww
Rapist cat 2coms 2pts 1mo funny
Halp! 0coms 0pts 1mo pics
Sleeve cat 12coms 171pts 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Asophis -2 points-1 points ago

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Mega repost.

[–]BurningLed 6 points7 points ago

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Does it really count as a repost if nobody actually saw it the first 5 times?

[–]JBHUTT09 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]capuchin_monkey 19 points20 points ago

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must stuff person shooting into a extremely confined space then hump him. that cat is obviously not happy.

[–]Legitimidget 12 points13 points ago

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He looked perfectly fine until the second cat started biting him.

[–]smeenz 24 points25 points ago

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You could actually see the moment that snake cat realised that what he had done was a bad idea

[–]oSand 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't try to leave. Must be OK.

[–]DemsTheBreaks 1 point2 points ago

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Cats are never obvious.

[–]Sabotage101 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like it was enjoying some harmless bondage to me.

[–]partanimal -5 points-4 points ago

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Yeah ... this is pretty horrible. How are people finding this funny??

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam -5 points-4 points ago

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But it wurz wurth it lorlz cauz it wurz funny.

I imagine the person who filmed it was from Alabama, however there are retards in every state (and every country).

[–]SadBlueChin 6 points7 points ago

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As adorable as this is, I got a weird claustrophobic feeling.

[–]ionlyupvotecats 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, I have a feeling that cat didn't want to be in what I think might have been a shirt sleeve. When I see things that are supposed to be "cute" or "funny" where an animal was obviously forced into a small space I get really bothered (e.g. a kitten sitting in a coffee mug... a kitten would never choose to sit in a coffee mug on their own because it wouldn't be the least bit comfortable for them). In this instance, I defied my username and downvoted.

[–]partanimal 10 points11 points ago

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A kitten in a coffee mug I can understand ... stuff happens ... but this is bad. Someone basically bound this cat and let it get picked on, defenseless, by another cat.

[–]significantshrinkage 2 points3 points ago

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Knowing cats I bet that cat crawled in there willingly.

[–]oSand 1 point2 points ago

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The cat might. I had this bowl in my house that 2 separate cats slept in. Neither cat was mine.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I was going to scream "REPOST" but so many people here are loving it so I guess they didn't saw the last five times it was posted in the last month... Or dozen of times last year. And cats on reddit are always upvoted.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - To be fair those posts sucked

[–]MuggyFuzzball 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for not being a douche. I've seen this countless times on Reddit, but I upvote every time.

[–]Rigurun 1 point2 points ago

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I'll free you!

[–]phobos2deimos 1 point2 points ago

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Uncircumcised penis cat.

[–]Xanexx 1 point2 points ago

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Get the fuck out of that sleeve, NOW!

[–]ThatBigBoss 1 point2 points ago

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i was expecting something else http://imgur.com/bUwue

[–]pedro420 1 point2 points ago

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I felt like he was being raped and about to get killed. What a scary gif!

[–]Dullbert 1 point2 points ago

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This should be marked NSFW

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was like "NOOOO! DON'T RAPE THE KITTY!!"

[–]Gramma42ton 1 point2 points ago

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kitty burrito!!

[–]tidux 1 point2 points ago

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SPICE MUST FLOW

[–]l1v32r1d3BmX 1 point2 points ago

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And that's how i met your mother.

[–]toothshucker 1 point2 points ago

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More like foreskin cat

[–]BuyCondomsForHookers 1 point2 points ago

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makes me think of this: http://imgur.com/sYnbR

[–]RealSoyZombie 1 point2 points ago

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I like this one more.

[–]tardsplooger 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I have a differnt title in mind....

[–]Puffin415 1 point2 points ago

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He mistook him for a burrito.

[–]averelltorrent 1 point2 points ago

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[–]vernazza 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jwatsonATL -1 points0 points ago

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scumbag cat

[–]kronik85 0 points1 point ago

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aw

[–]KMHEA 0 points1 point ago

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i can hasssssssssssssss cheezeburger?

[–]ihavespellingproblem 0 points1 point ago

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Cat BDSM

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That was cool and creepy all at the same time.

[–]9toes3balls 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think of the Jersey Thing episode of South Park? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyVmz5shxOA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol hilarious

[–]Krellyn 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like an uncir-.....

[–]LordCurlyFry 0 points1 point ago

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The spice must flow.

[–]gives_you_cookies 0 points1 point ago

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That's not funny... poor cat...

[–]blindeatingspaghetti 0 points1 point ago

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uncircumcised kittehface

[–]psychoblondee 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I'm seeing something I'm not supposed to see... :/

[–]robochick 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot stop laughing.

[–]iWatchNewGirlonFOX 0 points1 point ago

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That's the fastest Metapod I have ever seed.

[–]pariah_john 0 points1 point ago

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i didn't know that cats had fetishes....

[–]RabidMuskrat93 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking more along the lines of an uncircumcised penis...

[–]turbokid 0 points1 point ago

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THE SPICE MUST FLOW

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a vid?

[–]Hasheem 0 points1 point ago

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I was reminded of Jim Carrey

[–]shatteredplaster 0 points1 point ago

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"Wait...wha...NOOOOOOOOO"

[–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

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I'll save you!

[–]jmag310 0 points1 point ago

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"hey damn wassup baby, look at you all wrapped up n shit! get over here! " (penetration)

[–]ELONGATEDSNAIL 0 points1 point ago

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poop cat

[–]starmandelux 0 points1 point ago

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From the makers of the Fleshlight . . .

[–]money557 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that a gif. with I_RAPE_CATS in it?

[–]ScHiZ0 -1 points0 points ago

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Wtf is funny about an animal in pain and distress? Assholes..

[–]__circle -4 points-3 points ago

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Agreed, what kind of faggot would wrap a cat up like that anyway?

[–]ecuz67 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA there's a cat in there. lol cats

[–]cyboninja 0 points1 point ago

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"You like that don't ya?" "Let me go!" "You're gonna take it, pussy!" "HELP, HELP PLEASE!"

[–]Y0UJustL0ST 0 points1 point ago

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Push-up lolly.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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Cat rape = crape.

[–]ignoretheghost -3 points-2 points ago

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10/10 post

[–]Arternative1 0 points1 point ago

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Equivalent to 5 stars as well.

[–]aDumbGorilla -1 points0 points ago

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It's not a snake, it's cacooning into a beautiful butterfly!

[–]Organs -1 points0 points ago

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There's something about cats fucking around with other cats that just makes me giggle. As if the cat is going "What the fuck?! Cat get off of me!" "You're a cat, too. Don't act like you don't do the same thing."

[–]Threeballer97 -1 points0 points ago

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So fuckin' kinky. XP

[–]HairlessSasquatch -1 points0 points ago

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His movement is like EN. GAGE!

[–]wytewydow -1 points0 points ago

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fucking cats.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Is.... Is this the beginning stages of cat sex?

[–]Lampmonster1 -1 points0 points ago

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Stop biting Shai-Hulud! I am your god!!

[–]contradel -1 points0 points ago

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Cats like these kind of small spaces, it crawled inside the sleeve voluntarily, and its cat friend is just trolling it. People seem to give cats human traits like claustrophobia, and interprets the eyes as they would if it were a human. The cat can probably crawl out of there faster than you can think "animal cruelty".

[–]BaronLaladedo -1 points0 points ago

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Wanna play the rape game?

[–]hawaiianrule -1 points0 points ago

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This is kitty on kitty rape.

[–]TacticalGlueStick -3 points-2 points ago

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XD This video made me laugh even harder every time i watched it.