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[–]xXRequiemXx 1 point2 points ago

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He came?

[–]thomasbecket 1 point2 points ago

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Probably because your friend doesn't spam crappy links in a desperate attempt to gain approval from the internet.

Remember kids, it's about quantity not quality.

[–]brmlyklr 3 points4 points ago

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Well... This is awkward...

[–]lauravancosky 0 points1 point ago

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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. then I saw your kamra.... shit.

[–]brmlyklr 2 points3 points ago

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Funny thing is, I'm okay with the downvotes I'm getting.

[–]lauravancosky 0 points1 point ago

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they can have them. Sacrifice ALLL the karma.

[–]lauravancosky 1 point2 points ago

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If I could trade all of my karma for money maybe I would have enough money to bribe my professors for better grades, or at least pay my rent.

[–]FurioSoprano 0 points1 point ago

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How about... now? Up vote all your posts!

[–]Drunon 0 points1 point ago

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His eyes are all wrong

[–]Kris18 0 points1 point ago

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So now you're gonna karmawhore to rub it in. Ugh.

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag -1 points0 points ago

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Go you!! Haha

[–]cgreenzig14 -1 points0 points ago

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