Seems legit.... Where do I sign?

hockeystickmadness · 7 months

Her spirit animal must be a loan shark.

Sasken · 7 months

Reading small print is for pussies. They're gonna give you five grand man. FIVE GRAND. Think about the rims you could buy with five grand.

l1vewire · 7 months

Forever a Loan

my_name_is_stupid · 7 months

They even have a disclaimer in the commercial saying "yes, the money's expensive, but you get it fast!".

When the person trying to give you a shitty loan feels compelled to acknowledge its shittiness, stay the hell away.

dustinjt · 7 months

116% APR... so they actually know what they're doing and it's not a typo.

webchimp32 · 7 months

Pfft, that's nothing. Wonga.com recently got itself in a shitstorm in the UK for recommending students get a loan with them instead of the Student Loan company. Then instead of paying a few percent interest they could pay up to 4,000% APR.

astub15 · 7 months

Toooooo borrow.

roflzzzzinator · 7 months

Chuu · 7 months

If you think this is insane, go to their site and look at the cost of their $1000 loan.

It's 234% APR with a $500 loan application fee. So essentially $500 with a 500% APR.

lncontheivable · 7 months

Isn't that usury?

SunriseLollipop · 7 months

I'm getting paid because of greed, not because I can read. Come on!

JesterAzazel · 7 months

I don't know man, you're the one that keeps track of that shit.. I mean Venasaur..

Antanaclase · 7 months

This is when I enjoy living in Switzerland. Any loan above 15% is considered abusive, and a judge can rule it out.

[deleted] · 7 months

Finally getting whitey back for those blankets.

[deleted] · 7 months

Change the last comma for a period

GuiMontague · 7 months

TIL the US (and apparently UK, according to webchimp32) have crazy usury laws.

say_my_name_2 · 7 months

I saw this the other day and thought it read payments of $186 and I was shocked, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Silentwes · 7 months

Ah native Americans are learning how to play the game, awesome. In a century maybe people will curse them as bad as they cursed the Jews for figuring out how play the game so many centuries ago.

[deleted] · 7 months

at least she comes right out and says the money is expensive.

Secrete_Persona · 7 months

Can I just give you my wife and children as collateral?

jonuggs · 7 months

Didn't you listen to the ad?

"Yes, the money is expensive. . ."

electric_sandwich · 7 months

Blame delaware.?

TheLivinDead · 7 months

I guess the casinos where not making money fast enough.

Masterofnone9 · 7 months

The Mob is jealous.

gary0ak · 7 months

I'm actually curious as to how many people called and got a loan without reading the fine print.

dljens · 7 months

are the commas misplaced or did the guy miss a digit

Amon_The_Rat · 7 months

rofl, and they used to burn jews in the middle ages for loaning at 150%...

onanonanonaonon · 7 months

and their website is infested with trojans, when will the lols stop...

theshryock · 7 months

Still surprised its legal

TheFigment · 7 months

Beads, huh? I'll show them.

king_of_bfe · 7 months

They're getting back at us for the purchase of Manhattan

Worldwidewanker · 7 months

Should see the borrow money adverts in the uk, tv adverts eather getting people to sue each other or borrow money with a 4000% payback. :( dirty :(

JoeChill68 · 7 months

Chief No collateral says "I will borrow no more, forever."

josephanthony · 7 months

"Free broken leg, with your first missed repayment!"

khdutton · 7 months

"You no pay'em back loan. Me now take'em scalp."

ctoombs · 7 months

Can you believe he misused the "too" in this?

[deleted] · 7 months

thats a little over 40000 dollars that you would have to pay back...

i hate those fucking people

monstercablessuck · 7 months

Wow, with that $5,000 I can win like 1,000 iPads from Quibids and sell them on eBay to rent that sweet living room set with 60" plasma TV from Rent-A-Center for only $100 a week. I don't know why everybody is not doing this!

VicVictory · 7 months

Geez, I wonder what poorly educated demographic these guys are trying to enslave.

boenga · 7 months

compound interest, the most powerfull force in the universe.

[deleted] · 7 months

how is this legal?

hb_alien · 7 months

Seems like a good candidate for a permanent DDoS attack.

Ewest39 · 7 months

Yes, the money is expensive but you can keep cost down by... What?... It's how much... and they're falling for it... Holy Shit... So you can't keep the cost down?... oh.

StramanamaMama · 7 months

She looks like the original girl with the dragon tattoo.

mshebel · 7 months

Wow! That should seriously be illegal!

smellywaffle · 7 months

you stationed at fort drum?

Solomaxwell6 · 7 months

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vinfx · 7 months

I thought there were anti-loan sharking laws that made this illegal? Did something change?

Jsun36 · 7 months

1st ten customers get a free toaster!

TracyMorganFreeman · 7 months

Usury? That shitz is real, dawg.

Bob812 · 7 months

I have to say this. Two nights ago, my mom heard her say, "Yes, the money is expensive, but it's a lot cheaper than a payday loan." So she paused to see how much, and we ended up on this exact screen. I mean, what are the odds?

bruint · 7 months

A friend of mine used to work in one of these "High Interest" loan companies, they got 3 payslips from them and then set up the automatic debit to recur on the same day that they got paid.

Money went in, money came out.

It was a pretty good idea really.

warmans · 7 months

Using commas like that is extremely confusing.

Solomaxwell6 · 7 months

There's tons of math illiteracy in the United States. We look at this and see "Holy fuck that's a shitty deal." But we are not the target consumers. People who have no mathematical background and have no idea how much they're being ripped off are.

PenisPumper8000 · 7 months

Since the recession lot's of these companies have appeared.

The television is always full of their adverts, I feel sorry for people who are in the situation they have to use them/are too stupid.

rattlemebones · 7 months

I see this commercial all the time. Stupid fucking indians, stick to raping the white man with your casinos

Pseudo_Moron · 7 months

But wait... I will offer you the same $5000 loan for only $386.88 / mo. Just think, you will be SAVING $100 / mo. SAVING YOU $100 EVERY MONTH!!!

Luciannight21 · 7 months

I hate it when my native american family tries to work outside the casino business.

raskolnikov- · 7 months

I can't tell what number that is because they used too many commas and no period.

Fuzzinstuff · 7 months

"Do you come with the loan?"

"Oh you, tee hee hee"

juhugafuga · 7 months

You accidentally a comma! AHAHA America!

adzey · 7 months

I'd go with Wonga.com personally. Sure their APR is 4214% but the money is in your account in just 20 minutes!

spsellers · 7 months

Never trust an Indian giver.

[deleted] · 7 months

Decent

rtilde · 7 months

Someone needs to 'shop an indian war bonnet onto Marlon Brando.

doenietzomoeilijk · 7 months

Math is hard, let's go shopping!

cmunerd · 7 months

Proof the average target demographic for this ad cannot do math.

Btshftr · 7 months

This will weed out the feeble...

cryptogram · 7 months

So what exactly do they take as collateral? It seems like they'd have a hard time collecting this from people and enforcing these terms outside their reservation.

dradam168 · 7 months

They're the only loan sharks I've ever seen actually advertise on television.

"Sure the money's expensive, but if you don't pay us back when we say we have a couple of goons to break some fingers."

expertunderachiever · 7 months

usury much?

duiker101 · 7 months

Damn in italy it's cheaper to get money from the Mafia...

mastranios · 7 months

Comes out to about 40k... lmao

lsnark3223 · 7 months

Nice math asshole

Didnt_FTFY · 7 months

I got a loan once for $2,000 and ended up paying $11,426,87 back!!! Too borrow $2,000!!!

[deleted] · 7 months

Typical natives.

cheez-man44 · 7 months

up to 5000*

dakunism · 7 months

I never know what those commercials are about, I just like to admire either this foxy lady or Indian Obama

sniktawnailliv · 7 months

JackTrueborn · 7 months

So... if you're not a Cheyenne River Sioux:

take the loan
close your bank account
leave the reservation...

What are they gonna do?

rpridz · 7 months

getting revenge on the white man one loan at a time

tairar · 7 months

Fuck it, they can just have a pound of flesh.

toffeeapple89 · 7 months

This should honestly be illegal. Unfair contract terms.

Idmantis · 7 months

Haha, ya.. My bad on the typos, was in a bit of a rush.

groglisterine · 7 months

Your number layout broke my brain. 40,872,72? It's 4,087,272. It took me like a minute staring at it to work that out!

Fourthcubix · 7 months

upvote for intentional misspelling of "to"

hydrogen_wv · 7 months

I'm a bit surprised that the Casino Native Americans and the Loan Shark Native Americans haven't gotten together. If they offer this loan inside a Casino, BLAM! They'll get the $5000 and they'll get $40,000+ over the next 7 years...

aarond12 · 7 months

This isn't fake -- check out this link from the WesternSky website!

http://www.westernsky.com/General/Rates.aspx

How in the fuck can they legally charge 234.25% interest!?

Damericus · 7 months

The native american way at getting payback?

molemeister · 7 months

Nice try, Native Americans. You won't be getting your well-deserved revenge that easily.

f0rcedinducti0n · 7 months

They are making up for the trail of tears...

f0rcedinducti0n · 7 months

Operating on a reservation is the only way they can charge 116.73% most states limit you to ~25%... on reservations they aren't subject to state laws.

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