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[–]brianatlarge 18 points19 points ago

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Why is that velociraptor at a barn? Velociraptors aren't good farm animals!

[–]Tennessean 2 points3 points ago

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They're good for keeping the rodent population down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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and the people ಠ_ಠ...imagine, and entirely raptor run city, but nobody knows about it cuz they kill any1 that enters..

[–]duckduckfeesh 1 point2 points ago

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more like a 6 foot turkey

[–]FairlyGoodGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Well where would you keep a velociraptor? An aquarium?

[–]Punkwasher 42 points43 points ago

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This is terrifying! Julia Roberts, not the raptor, the raptor's cool!

[–]duckduckfeesh 30 points31 points ago

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the second face was the shocking one.

[–]agentsirus 40 points41 points ago

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[–]MestR 12 points13 points ago

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What is this I don't even.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 4 points5 points ago

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What in the actual fuck?

[–]mynameismark22 1 point2 points ago

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Who's that Frank?

[–]eltommonator 52 points53 points ago

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[–]Bear_Masta 34 points35 points ago

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Oh fuck me.

[–]tortangtalong69 18 points19 points ago

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ok

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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why not?

[–]N1kolai 9 points10 points ago

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Lemme see your war face

[–]Doctor0Doctors 8 points9 points ago

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Oh GOOD GOD.

[–]the_goat_boy 5 points6 points ago

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That's nightmare fuel, that is.

[–]zanhoshi 2 points3 points ago

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No sleep for me tonight...

can't stop laughing...

[–]Ausk 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

I'll leave this here and be on my way now.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

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thanks nightmare fuel. Eyebleach anyone?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I found this by using Google Image search to find visually similar images to this gif. It's Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs"

http://i.imgur.com/WleyQ.jpg

I then searched that image and found the animated gif version:

http://i.imgur.com/mopBJ.gif

I then searched for visually similar images to that gif and found this (imgur wouldn't let me upload it because the file was too big):

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/3031439_o.gif

Win.

[–]StopRonnable 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Marlin_Brando 7 points8 points ago

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That second face looks unnervingly like daniel tosh.

[–]organiz3d_chaos 86 points87 points ago

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I Googled Julia Robert's laugh repost and got the same thing...

[–]Vexation 28 points29 points ago

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If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[–]zoobiezoob 22 points23 points ago

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me too, glad this was posted. hipsters gonna hipster.

[–]TRogow 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen it several times, I still think its funny.

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen that fucking dinosaur.

[–]MrJoeBlow 21 points22 points ago

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The repost police are on fire tonight! High five! o/

[–]NightlyNews 38 points39 points ago

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o/*\o

When we clap ninja stars are created.

[–]ninjagrover 14 points15 points ago

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You know too much...

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 0 points1 point ago

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HI V!

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

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novel post.

[–]th1nker -4 points-3 points ago

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You're a bad person.

[–]Robo-Captain 10 points11 points ago

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Color him green and you've got the Mask.

[–]derpinita 7 points8 points ago

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[–]cstrong 9 points10 points ago

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I find myself strangely attracted to this boy.

[–]agentsirus 3 points4 points ago

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He's a little femmy but I bet he makes up for it by having a giant cock.

[–]cstrong 4 points5 points ago

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This does not assuage my concerns. If anything it amplifies it.

[–]CanIGetUh_Amen 0 points1 point ago

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He's a she

[–]cstrong 2 points3 points ago

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Cue "That's the joke" meme.

[–]CanIGetUh_Amen -1 points0 points ago

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d'oh

[–]RTrooper 1 point2 points ago

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He reminds me of Dewie from Malcolm in the Middle.

[–]cstrong 0 points1 point ago

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Ummmmmm, okay.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 1 point2 points ago

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Topher Grace?

[–]cstrong 1 point2 points ago

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No thanks, I'm full.

[–]Gareth321 0 points1 point ago

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Someone fucks up the laughing track at 58 seconds.

[–]joke-away 1 point2 points ago

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Wow.

[–]BrazilianRogue 2 points3 points ago

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WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS????

[–]desheik 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone notice the mans face with her mouth and whatnot looks just like Daniel Tosh?

[–]arup02 17 points18 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
That mouth! 16coms 27pts 6mos WTF
oh crap, OH CRAP 1com -2pts 1mo gifs
So I was browing /r/tradingfaces and this appeared. High Octane Nightmare Fuel. 15coms 58pts 3mos WTF
Gets me every time 22coms 245pts 6mos gifs
A shared laugh 8coms 11pts 6mos pics
For some reason, I had a nightmare about this gif. 55coms 275pts 7mos funny

[–]knobblyer 14 points15 points ago

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None of these have the extra bit at the end tho.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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The new wave of reposts : change it a tiny bit, it will pass as OC !

[–]EvilGargamel 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new.

[–]sivadwnitsuj -1 points0 points ago

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Is there somewhere convenient to find these nicely formatted Reddit post link histories?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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karmadecay.com

Although just downvoting it and moving on with your life is much easier and follows rediquette.

[–]brainpain14 4 points5 points ago

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Dat mouth.

[–]aaronrenoawesome 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this plenty, but not with the raptor. Thank you!

[–]sgsteven19 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of those gifs that was funnier in the first slowed down play.

[–]DiscoRaptor 1 point2 points ago

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The raptor looks freaked out from seeing Julia Roberts face.

[–]CosmaiOwl 1 point2 points ago

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It's just like Demi Lovato... Holy shit, scary.

[–]Amigops 1 point2 points ago

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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

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A dragon? The legends are true!

[–]BashIsFun 1 point2 points ago

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My wife and I laughed our asses off. :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, did anyone else hear her screaming?? Sheeeeiiiittt.

[–]TrickyWon 1 point2 points ago

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Everybody is worried about reposting, is anybody else concerned with why this guy is googling Julia Roberts laugh? Why oh why we're you googling Julia Roberts laugh?

[–]JKOSTECKI 1 point2 points ago

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I'm drunk and I laughed a GOOD ten minutes at this. FANTASTIC!

[–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago*

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Fuck me... I was watching The Man Who Wasn't There and I happened to click on this link right when Birdie shrieks toward the end. Scared the balls outta me.

[–]B_is_for_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

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points for awesome movie

[–]jeridaraven 1 point2 points ago

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I think you just found my new favorite gif...

[–]ZeMoose 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PanzerNoir 1 point2 points ago

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Who's the guy that they put her face on?

[–]lost_an_untethered 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Agemrepus 1 point2 points ago

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really? who ACTUALLY googles "Julia Roberts crazy laugh"

[–]cats_are_people_too 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you Google that? Shenanigans.

[–]silkforcalde 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps you should've just googled "most posted gif in history"

[–]eltommonator 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Somali_Pir8 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when that took almost an hour to download. Now it just popped up instantly.

[–]Kensin 4 points5 points ago

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actually that was pretty disappointing :(

[–]ownworldman 1 point2 points ago

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I have gone to 4chan for four years. How I never came across it?

[–]Doodle_strudel 1 point2 points ago

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Put some Bachmann eyes on that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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THIS, this needs to be done!

[–]peekitup 0 points1 point ago

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Is this that toothy gal from Mystic Pizza?

[–]Team_Braniel 0 points1 point ago

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I demand a gif with all the scream faces added. I've not seen the completed codex yet.

Internet, do this thing I ask.

[–]FrankAbagnaleSr 0 points1 point ago

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My son once met Julia Roberts when he worked as a curator of a museum she was visiting. He can confirm this.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago*

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Damnit, someone already created FrankAbagnaleJr.

Edit: what's weird is that FrankAbagnaleJr was created a year ago and has zero activity., while this account was created two weeks ago. It's like this guy found a list of unused reddit accounts and came up with a novelty idea.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...Can't Unseeeeeeee

[–]cstrong 0 points1 point ago

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OMG this needs sound. Strange and disturbing sound.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Her mouth is fucking huge.

[–]Robbie_Elliott 0 points1 point ago

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Julia Roberts reacting to a young Mitt Romney.

[–]The_Cleaning_Lady 0 points1 point ago

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I thought. I was the only one who was creeped out by JRs laugh.

[–]duckduckfeesh 0 points1 point ago

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spit milk on my computer....

[–]parker214 0 points1 point ago

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What movie is this from?

[–]tabarnak111 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden: link

[–]singtralala 0 points1 point ago

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i had forgotten that Julia Roberts is pretty good looking

[–]BloodAndBeer 0 points1 point ago

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This put me into some sort of trance, thank God a passing ambulance broke the spell.

[–]THE_RETARDED_VIRGIN 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fucking scared to death of Julia "bloodsucking leach" Roberts.

[–]Lone_Star3203 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Daniel Tosh?

[–]laughing_panda 0 points1 point ago

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lol.

[–]Etheo 0 points1 point ago

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Your genital need to be the size of the a traveling mug and you would still barely feel anything to get remotely aroused.

[–]Greg112390 0 points1 point ago

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I am much to drunk for this.

[–]toadkicker 0 points1 point ago

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This is my contribution from a while ago.

[–]withoutanything 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really tired, and a little hopped up on coffee and monster, and that almost made me shit my pants, first in fear, then from the repeated contractions of my diaphram caused by laughter.

[–]anotherbozo 0 points1 point ago

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HD GIF!

[–]jspeights 0 points1 point ago

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Its not even funny.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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WHAAASAAAAAAAAAP!?

[–]wplcdf 0 points1 point ago

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I still prefer Liz Lemon's version.

[–]jdwag101 0 points1 point ago

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She would be an amazing deep throater

[–]mrsteeb 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, I'm here on behalf of the Internets Welcome Party. I've brought a gift basket filled with cats, stories about guys with the middle name of Wayne, and strangulated testicles. We do so hope you enjoy your time here, and are thrilled that your village finally got power and internet access.

Also, spiders. Imagine every time you feel an itch, that the world is in fact TEEMING with invisible spiders.

I do hope you start making Advice Animals and Rage Comics as soon as physically and emotionally (I realize your coming to grips with the scope and gravity of this majestically connected series of tubes can be overwhelming, and quite frankly terrifying, to the recently modernized) possible. Above all else, do not fail to post incessantly and by no means proof-read, because those two things alone determine the authenticity and originality of your amazing insights about how things that are fluffy feel nice and every now and then you REALLY enjoy masturbating in the shower.

See Jim about the tits and the liquor, he's the friendly type, and only moderately too touchy with your children.

Hope to see you around, I'm off to hopefully find some kind of rendered artwork involving dancing babies.

Edit: Fuck that comma.

Edit: The previous edit has been sacked.

[–]shakensparco -2 points-1 points ago

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Feel like this is worth a repost though.

[–]WizardBlue -1 points0 points ago

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Someone needs to add sound to this...

[–]cstrong 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, just saw yours. Fuck it I'll upvote you and keep mine.

[–]watwotwatwot -1 points0 points ago

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You did not Google this. You reposted it, and awaited insta-karma.

[–]Vinura -2 points-1 points ago

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The dude looks exactly like the classic Joker from the cartoon series.

[–]iThall -2 points-1 points ago

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Origin of the trollface?

[–]AlexZander -1 points0 points ago

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She's quite fapable.

[–]weemoar -1 points0 points ago

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this is so old

[–]tyhnterence -1 points0 points ago

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Need to add an ostrich too imo

[–]darthdrg -2 points-1 points ago

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Older than reddit. Its like me calling you 'the weakest link, goodbye!' or saying 'que pasa!?' or doing the macarena. I thought there was a pretty simple way to check reddit before posting? Then again, most people don't read these days.

[–]JesterAzazel -3 points-2 points ago

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C0nc0rdance?

[–]thatpeterguy -3 points-2 points ago

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That satisfied the shit out of me. I'll change underwear once I read all of Reddit.

[–]spoon_master -3 points-2 points ago

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wtf......

[–]lost_an_untethered -3 points-2 points ago

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i cant stop chucklin'

[–]mightbeyourdad -3 points-2 points ago

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bat boy!

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag -3 points-2 points ago

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She has a gigantic mouth in that picture. Wow