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[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

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Robe and wizard hat FTW.

[–]JesusClaus 34 points35 points ago

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I meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl. 8 cock of the infinite

[–]-status- 4 points5 points ago

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I just spit iced tea onto the screen of my new iMac. Well played sir.

[–]kicktown 9 points10 points ago

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google: "bloodninja"

[–]-status- 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you

[–]DulcisLuna 0 points1 point ago

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Or just go to bash.org

[–]cwazywabbit74 6 points7 points ago

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I'll just leave this here. Cough cough Blood cough ninja.

[–]urballs2wall 2 points3 points ago

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I loved every moment of that -^

[–]TehHacZor 1 point2 points ago

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"Rhinoceros don't play games. They fucking charge your ass!" xD

[–]Valdair 25 points26 points ago

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Quote of the day: "You're the one with nuclear bombs for tits."

But yeah, repost.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 12 points13 points ago

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Who cares about reposts?

[–]Rittto 6 points7 points ago

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My opinion on reposts:

Once or twice is fine. If I see it constantly, then thats no good.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 18 points19 points ago

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My opinion:

Reddit has new users every day so I don't care how often something is posted. This is what we have VOTES for.

[–]VurtKonnegut 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Scaryfedoraman 5 points6 points ago

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Your name is silly. And I love it.

[–]dotchHopkin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to murder your hat!

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 5 points6 points ago

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I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[–]i_like_turtles_ 0 points1 point ago

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This needs more upvotes. This is the proper syntax.

[–]PearSquirrel 4 points5 points ago

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I guess you could say she was... sunglasses a bombshell.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

[–]lebocajb 5 points6 points ago

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You can't YEEAAAHHH! yourself! It's bad form.

[–]arup02 24 points25 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Start the countdown 5...4...3...2... 14coms 8pts 27dys funny
Nuclear Tits 198coms 947pts 28dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]LeAdmin 2 points3 points ago

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This is a glorious conversation, I should put it on my wall of awesomeness. Let me make a stop at IKEA to go get one first...

[–]offworld92 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK SIS?

I just completely lost my shit for close to an entire minute.

[–]WhatTheFlux1 2 points3 points ago

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"Mike Hunt"

Anyone?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is funny but not WTF material. I would advise /r/funny next time for reposts like this.

[–]YoungScotty 1 point2 points ago

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HARRRRRRRRRRR!

[–]robertjohnmilner 1 point2 points ago

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Well played, Mike Hunt. Well played.

[–]sb_78 2 points3 points ago

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laughed for a good 5 minutes, too funny

[–]LAlynx 3 points4 points ago

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These never get old, I laugh every time.

[–]SlyFox711 0 points1 point ago

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not original post. but omg its funny

[–]sgtpepper_spray -1 points0 points ago

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/r/funny. 27 days ago. is your time machine malfunctioning? http://imgur.com/FyUiQ

[–]coolnamenumbers 24 points25 points ago

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Thank you so much. I don't have the time to know everything that has ever happened on reddit. I'm sure glad to know that other people saw this before me. You are a savior.

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 3 points4 points ago

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I didn't see it, and not everyone is subscribed to r/funny.

[–]murraywall 13 points14 points ago

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i dont care if youve seen it before. its new to me and i thought it was damn funny.

[–]hoboeroticism 1 point2 points ago

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I was just about to say this should be in funny, not wtf.

[–]GamerBum 0 points1 point ago

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at least he waited more than 3 days, most can't even hold on to that far

[–]kevin24lg 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously though, only a 12 mile radius? Sounds like a shitty nuke.

[–]mils309 5 points6 points ago

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If a nuke detonates on the ground, the destruction radius is significantly smaller, but radioactive debris is launched much farther. If you detonate it in the air above the region, you get more destruction. I assume the tits were at sea level.

[–]not_really_4u 0 points1 point ago

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What's great about this is I can imagine the middle aged balding man <FlirtyGurl> sincerely disappointed at the turn of events. Hey sis, you're "the bomb".

[–]SpeedyTaco626 0 points1 point ago

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Well that just made my night...thanks

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Not bad... But Bloodninja you are NOT.

[–]Horse_Fetish 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting the pokemon one.

[–]foreveralonenow 0 points1 point ago

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Online roleplay, you're doing it right.

[–]ChocolateGod 0 points1 point ago

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Y u no make your own fucking roleplay!

[–]eatinstuff 0 points1 point ago

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tit nukes...

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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i fapped

[–]Insomniacwithnolife 0 points1 point ago

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BahAHHAAHAHahhahaha... ah win

[–]mouseinmyhelmet 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest shit iv seen in a long time

[–]eric225 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not going to bitch about how its a repost but I'm sure I saw this on facebook about 4 to 6 years ago when I first joined facebook. It is also more of trolling on chat thus it isn't really in the right subreddit.

But spreading it for more to see is always good

[–]Pazimov 0 points1 point ago

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[–]devilmouse 0 points1 point ago

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You are now a bloody red rag doll suspended in the air on my mighty horn!

[–]oharema 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this, like, the thing about the ninja? And the blood? Bloodninja?

[–]stockmasterflex 0 points1 point ago

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ur the one with the nuclear bombs for tits bitch!

[–]nico645 0 points1 point ago

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trololol

[–]unrectifiable 0 points1 point ago

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We don't need 60 people quoting Bloodninja, we all fucking know the quotes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]2006991 0 points1 point ago

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So no forplay?

[–]Narradas 0 points1 point ago

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The joke is on him. The girl was really a guy.

[–]julio78900 0 points1 point ago

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NUKES?! OGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEJSGFRSHJGNERKGJNRE

[–]whiskeybrick 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA this had me rollin on the floor

[–]manyya 0 points1 point ago

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Old copypasta is old...

[–]Surly__Duff 0 points1 point ago

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lol these youngin's hate when people point out that their submissions are old.

[–]Well_then_sir 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]travisgray 0 points1 point ago

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get something original to post.

[–]Surly__Duff -5 points-4 points ago

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old meme is old

[–]ProbabilityOfFurries 3 points4 points ago

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Not everything on the internet is a meme

[–]scrambledbrain 2 points3 points ago

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wrong noun is wrong.

[–]Surly__Duff -2 points-1 points ago

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Meme: noun a cultural item that is transmitted by repetition source. This is a cultural item that has been on countless websites.

[–]Suckthecobra -5 points-4 points ago

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Wtf sis!?!

[–]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaolp0 -1 points0 points ago

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you know what part I like? the part where fucking rejects use the internet, then share with the rest of the internet how they waste their reject time on the internet.

[–]TamalezProductions -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this before. It's a repost.

[–]Redhunter124 -2 points-1 points ago

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Your the one with nukes for tits XDXDXD