Jesus fucking christ, is this march of the goddamn penguins? Pull your fucking pants up! Does your cock need that much air flying around it? Is it practicing trapeze tricks? Is Riverdance casting? Was the store out of jeans in every length above 20? Are you advertising to the world that you have no need to cover an erection? Are you so oblivious to the form and function of modern pants that you somehow think humans are supposed to waddle with belts around their ACLs? Has anyone stopped you on the street and said "I like how you wear those?" Fucking seriously, you look like the urban Lady Gaga, with your overly noticeable but rarely enjoyable fashion statements. Clothing companies would design midget jeans and market them with models wearing them that fucking low if it was a trend worth following. But it's not. Wear fucking pants like they were meant to be worn or just wear boxer shorts everywhere, but enough of this "cuz I can" bullshit.