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[–]FortyPoundBaby 29 points30 points ago

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Fuck. I believe the word you were looking for was Fuck.

[–]lud1120 8 points9 points ago

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No, what he's saying is that he does not give a fAThashK.

[–]green_81 9 points10 points ago

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I would argue that he gives a major Fuck. Obviously a man that want's to be noticed. Now if he was jacking-off watching porn on that thing, then I could agree that, Yeah, that guy does not give a Fuck!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You're right, you're probably thinking of someone similar to this guy.

[–]reasonableTHINKER 0 points1 point ago

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That's the guy who would go to the back of a fast-food restaurant (with free wi-fi) and make a make-shift fort, so that no one would see the porn he was looking at.

Ahhh nostalgia this was one of the first posts I clicked on.

[–]charlesml3 5 points6 points ago

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"I'm going to sit here and take up table space for 6 hours and spend a grand total of $5 on a cup of coffee and then leave 50 cents for a tip.

See, I like to appear hip and social by doing my thing in an Internet cafe but truth is, I'll sit here and communicate with random strangers on the web and never say a word to anyone around me."

This shit got so bad at one of my local restaurants they started shutting the WiFi off during lunch hours to run off the campers. Those pukes would just sit there alone at a table for 4 while people milled around looking for somewhere to sit. Owner finally had enough and put up a big sign on the front door.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The 'abuse' of free wifi at many cafes locally is getting so bad that the cafes are putting time limits and passwords on their wifi. It's great to have loyal customers, but not to have so-called customers who buy one or two cups of coffee and then take up the space that twenty other customers could have used in the countless hours they sit there sponging up the free wifi.

[–]BeyondSight -1 points0 points ago

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what if it's an emergency for his job?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not following you. ?

[–]BeyondSight -1 points0 points ago

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My older brother has a work from home job. Relies on his computer.

If his internet company for some reason had an outage, I don't see anything wrong with a customer coming in for one day to stay safe.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I see what you're saying. But I still have primary empathy for the business owner. It's not his responsibility or obligation to provide "emergency free wifi" to people, only to customers who make it worth his while to do so. Unless your brother is "renting" the table by making as many purchases as the business owner would otherwise realize if that table had sat empty instead, I would say that he should get out after a reasonable time to enjoy his coffee.

It's your brother's responsibility to take care of his work obligations, after all, not anyone else's.

[–]BeyondSight -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

But I prefer the society where people help each other out and give others rides home in the snow or rain.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And I do that. What I don't do, however, is overstay my welcome.

[–]AdventureArtist 0 points1 point ago

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the reason many places put in the WIFI like that is because they sit empty most hours of the day

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's true: free wifi is a good draw, and it's an easy solution to a lack of business. Improving their services would be a better way to draw in business, but that's just my opinion. I like my coffee black and unadulterated, and poor quality coffee either tastes like hot dirty sock water or as if someone had attempted to dissolve a brown crayon in hot water. So I only go to places that actually offer a quality service and avoid the hell out of the places with crappy coffee, even if they have free wifi.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This hasnt been posted 8 million times already...

[–]NinjahNizz 1 point2 points ago

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Hey look at this millionth repost in 24 hours

[–]atomicwaffleFTW 1 point2 points ago

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Re post

[–]wildlovemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Look at me!!!

[–]JCamx 0 points1 point ago

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I'm wondering if this is one of my friends.... haha... He lives in San Fran, where was this taken?

[–]britneysneers 0 points1 point ago

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Sort of looks like the starbucks next to safeway at church and market?

[–]Truzzley 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see what the big deal is, it's just an Asian guy writing a paper.

[–]Words_Myth 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously, he bought a Mac

[–]Dave21101 0 points1 point ago*

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I saw somethin similar at a Panera where some guy actually brought his entire pc with the monitor and everything . Its just well i don't what would call that. Determination?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at the pic for like 15 seconds, then zoomed in, then i realized that the dude had huge fucking monitor in front of him

[–]dudSpudson 0 points1 point ago

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Man 1: "Oh no, I wont be needing any internet service, that's what the coffee shop is for" man 2: "Oh so you are getting a laptop then?" man 1: "What's a laptop?"

[–]thewhiskybone -1 points0 points ago

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I looked at this, and concluded that it was because the guy in the middle has only one leg of his trousers rolled up.

I assumed that the large monitor belonged to the coffee shop.