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[–]Dapwell 3 points4 points ago

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That balloon is going to pop soon...

[–]FlippingKids 3 points4 points ago

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Childhood ruined!

[–]puravida1024 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for ruining that part of my otherwise innocent childhood.

[–]Schele_Sjakie 1 point2 points ago

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I was waiting for the pop.

[–]SirGal-I-had 1 point2 points ago

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It's for SCIENCE!!!

[–]johnpwnedyou 1 point2 points ago

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He's cuming to the university of lethbridge on monday jan.23 to do some lecture or speech.

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

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That was me last night.

[–]Sleekery 1 point2 points ago

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Rule 34 strikes again.

[–]Remy1985 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta pay for that degree somehow.

[–]Soggy_Pronoun 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD YOU RUINER OF THINGS!!!

[–]My_Wife_Doesnt_Know 0 points1 point ago

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He has the softest hands. Mmm.

[–]xXRequiemXx 0 points1 point ago

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It's huge! It's in your genes!

[–]eddzilla 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOO!!! MY CHILDHOOD IS CRUMBLING!!!

[–]K2J 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rorykane 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]NoojNoj -1 points0 points ago

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Now THAT's good science!

[–]lamenta3 -1 points0 points ago

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Everything is ruined forever. >_<