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[–]BrockRockswell 72 points73 points ago

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If there are gay horses, this one would be the most FABULOUS!

[–]joelseph 54 points55 points ago

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Hayyyyyyyyy

[–]Airtech77 7 points8 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]pnakbet -1 points0 points ago

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It's a skinny gay horse.

[–]ailee43 0 points1 point ago

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well i never....

[–]Vitalstatistix[!] 21 points22 points ago

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Looks like a weimaraner was bred with a horse.

[–]Toezap 1 point2 points ago

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or a greyhound

[–]aptrapani 44 points45 points ago

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That's a majestic goddamn horse.

[–]Canis_lupus 13 points14 points ago

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with consummate V's

[–]iD999 4 points5 points ago

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Needs one of those beefy arms added back on there.

[–]Topper_Bottoms 3 points4 points ago

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I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!

[–]Canis_lupus 1 point2 points ago

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Majesty bit me in the face once...

[–]Auriee 0 points1 point ago

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DAGRON

[–]matt7259 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yeah I've got plenty of rhythm.

[–]anymooseposter 0 points1 point ago

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And a knife.

[–]heavyfuture121 5 points6 points ago

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AND MY AXE.

[–]STRONG_MAD 2 points3 points ago

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ƎᴚSOH

[–]jimstr 1 point2 points ago

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noble steed.

[–]UhOhPoopedIt 37 points38 points ago

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Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!

[–]maddogg2216 20 points21 points ago

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GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS!

[–]anymooseposter 14 points15 points ago

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Have a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane!

[–]rasputine 14 points15 points ago

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and then it turns backa again when you tug on his winky

[–]heavyfuture121 14 points15 points ago

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ooh, that's dirty!

[–]NachosForTwo 12 points13 points ago

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Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

[–]JshWthrs5 11 points12 points ago

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Sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade

[–]toaster_waffle 5 points6 points ago

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Get on my horse, I'll take you 'round the universe!

[–]gelftheelf 6 points7 points ago

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And all the other places too!

[–]CWalker00 5 points6 points ago

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I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

[–]skrimyr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ailee43 7 points8 points ago

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I belive the horse is an akhal-teke (turkish horse).

Here's another similar one: http://www.theequinest.com/images/akhal-teke-stallion.jpg

[–]CheeseIsYum 2 points3 points ago

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It is, I have one myself!

[–]ailee43 1 point2 points ago

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gorgeous horses. Pics of yours?

[–]CheeseIsYum 0 points1 point ago

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Here is him this past fall: http://imgur.com/a/LjLFZ#qpyCe

And one 5 years ago when he was just a tot: http://imgur.com/a/LjLFZ#agOXK

His name is Tazym, meaning "my dog," because as a foal he would follow his breeder around everywhere

[–]ailee43 0 points1 point ago

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The one in the Op is more unicorney, whereas Tazym is more handsome and elegant. Quite different, but both very nice :)

[–]CheeseIsYum 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, technically Tazym is 1/4 quarter horse (a quarter quarter horse?), which is why his hind end is stockier...but he still looks very much like his sire, a famous akhal stud Gindarkh 13: http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/sillyvixen/?action=view&current=1172Gindarkh13.jpg

[–]BigNikiStyle 11 points12 points ago

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That's the kind of horse you have to feed EVERY day.

[–]Blaque 3 points4 points ago

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Most horses you have to feed every day.

[–]BigNikiStyle 7 points8 points ago

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Oblique Simpsons reference. Sorry you missed it.

[–]Blaque 4 points5 points ago

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I completely did. Upvote for not "wooshing" me.

[–]BigNikiStyle 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha, no problem champ! I actually wasn't aware people did that. Do they literally write WHOOSH as a reply or something?

[–]Blaque 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. I did it once, then felt douchey.

[–]BigNikiStyle 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't say it wasn't a douchey move... Come to think of it, my buddy Phil IS kind of a douche. Whoa.

[–]Eluvatar 5 points6 points ago

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By the gods! We found Shadowfax!

[–]Kthulu666 14 points15 points ago*

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If ever there were a horse worthy of gluing a baby narwhal's horn on and entering into a side show...the definition of legendary. If we could speak horse we'd hear him say, "I piss excellence," and if you've ever seen a horse piss you know how much excellence they're capable of unleashing.

[–]juliejuju 0 points1 point ago

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lol wut?

[–]dactyif 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, still upvoted.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What's the horse's username so I can give it the required upvote? Surely he deserves them more than you...

[–]chazmotic 1 point2 points ago

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Is it upbote or downvote for invreeding? That thing looks like a fucking alien

[–]lordolunch 1 point2 points ago

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My upvote goes to the hotness beside it

[–]treydestepheno 1 point2 points ago

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lol! look ma'! come git a look at the girly horse!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Edward the fabulous sparkling horse

[–]Apoidea 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell is it made of?

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus christ it looks to soft; I want to hug it.

[–]fsck3r 21 points22 points ago

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I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had a nude photo...

[–]humblerodent 47 points48 points ago

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Hey look, it's this joke again.

[–]MadtownLems 5 points6 points ago

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But this time I wasn't expecting it, because SJP wasn't in the title.

[–]humblerodent 16 points17 points ago

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It's a horse on reddit. Always expect it.

[–]ur_killing_me_smalls 11 points12 points ago

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How does this response get upvoted anymore? It's easily one of the top 5 most tired and worn out jokes on the internet.

[–]fsck3r 3 points4 points ago

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Nothing wrong with beating a dead horse...

[–]juliejuju 0 points1 point ago

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Good show, Sir.

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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Perfectly acceptable "Directed by M. Night Shymalan" jokes are downvoted into oblivion, but people can't get enough of this stupid joke about a woman who, honestly, isn't bad looking for a woman her age.

[–]Blakwulf 5 points6 points ago

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The horse and the girl both need some cheeseburgers from the looks of it.

[–]Canis_lupus 12 points13 points ago

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Agreed. I was raised with 2,200 draft horses, so this gelding (or stallion) definitely looks anemic to me. Sweet feed and carrots please!

[–]Rambis 9 points10 points ago

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Looks like it's an Akhal-Teke. They're bread lean.

[–]roguediamond 6 points7 points ago

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Fun facts: They are an extremely old breed. They were the horses of choice for both Alexander the Great and the Mongol Horde. The horse statues found in the First Emporer of China's tomb (with all of the clay soldiers) are based on them. The sheen on the coat comes from the unique translucent hair structure. Also, due to a parasite (that has since been eradicated), their sweat had a reddish-pink hue, making ancient horsemen think they sweated blood.

They're actually really, really uncomfortable to ride, too :P

[–]Rambis 1 point2 points ago

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TIL, thanks :)

[–]dactyif 0 points1 point ago

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I thought mongolian war horses were Przewalski's horses?

[–]Canis_lupus -2 points-1 points ago

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You know, of all the Turkmen (Turkmenistanian?) breeds, this is the one with which I am least familiar...

[–]juliejuju 6 points7 points ago

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So was your first language in horse-talk or English?

[–]Canis_lupus 5 points6 points ago

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English. As in, "Get off my foot!"

[–]rasputine 4 points5 points ago

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I would have though that sounded more like "AARGGHGERROFFMYFOOTYABLOODYBASTARD"

[–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

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Well, yes, that's the second statement. This is when you start poking them in the middle of their chest, where they windpipe runs, to cut of there air for a second to get their attention. And so you can remove your bloody, flattened, stump of a foot.

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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That's a lot of draft horses.

[–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

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Doh. 2,200 pound draft horses...

[–]Rangourthaman_ 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad he won't get any since you are the one making the post.

[–]I_WANT_HIS_DILDO 2 points3 points ago

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Look at that... horse

[–]mxlplx101 1 point2 points ago

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I shall upvote this horse.

[–]devilsadvocated 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, the poor girls not that long in the face!

[–]dexxtaa 0 points1 point ago

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What horse?

[–]megustachef 0 points1 point ago

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let's see who makes the fabulous horse meme

[–]OOOOHChimpanzeeThat 0 points1 point ago

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Now I know what Gandalf the white would look like as a horse.

[–]JshWthrs5 0 points1 point ago

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so damn shiny. Did she wax it as well? O.o

[–]purrp 0 points1 point ago

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You are now aware that horse's mane is trees.

[–]calmloki 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh. The Paris Hilton pony.

[–]ailee43 0 points1 point ago

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Thats no horse, thats a unicorn

[–]feelsgoodonthedigits 0 points1 point ago

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So in other words you are a horse?

[–]RobotRizu 0 points1 point ago

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See this horse? It's real velour.

[–]Lexxit 0 points1 point ago

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shiny!

[–]jasonchen76 0 points1 point ago

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A unicorn!?

[–]rojaro 0 points1 point ago

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Nice horse indeed, but if you look closely, you'll notice that there is a second one standing behind that albino hack.

[–]DeathByComicSans 0 points1 point ago

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You mean unicorn? Why would you shop out the horn?

[–]NoSubrannke 0 points1 point ago

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That is the sexiest horse I have ever seen.

[–]Deinosmos 0 points1 point ago

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What a gorgeous sauerbraten.

[–]cinnamongreen 0 points1 point ago

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It's so...shimmery! Who would downvote such a beautiful creature?

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago*

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I wouldn't call her a "horse," she's kinda cute!

Nice horse though.

[–]kcdefg 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck your Honda Civic...

[–]trofficus 0 points1 point ago

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I want to touch it...all over

[–]acousticmind 0 points1 point ago

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The trees on the opposite bank makes him look like he has a really coarse prickly mane.

[–]dactyif 0 points1 point ago

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That is a magnificent horse! I still think Shires and Arabians are elegant as a proper gentlemen without peer. edit. Holy shit andalusian horses...

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag 0 points1 point ago

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Its so shiny!!!

[–]tankatraue 0 points1 point ago

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[–]T0ASTICL3S 0 points1 point ago

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"SJP, what's your secret?" "Armor All"

[–]Cyborg771 0 points1 point ago

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No, this horse sets an unrealistic standard for healthy young horses. Horse anorexia is a real problem people.

[–]Coarse_Air 0 points1 point ago

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How do we upvote the horse?

[–]hulksmash7 0 points1 point ago

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That is a magnificent specimen

[–]TheAmazingSam -1 points0 points ago

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If its a horse, I usually upvote. Well played, redditor.

[–]r-w-x[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I am not a horse aficionado myself, but I thought this particular horse looks really cool. Is it normal for horses to have this color and be this shiny?

[–]corellianblue 13 points14 points ago

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It looks like an Akhal-Teke, a breed known for its lean build and ultra shiny coat. But yeah, any horse they prep for show gets brushed and polished until they gleam.

[–]Ray_gunn 4 points5 points ago

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It appears you are correct. Please enjoy 10 Horse Facts Every Equinest Should Know as a reward.

[–]corellianblue 1 point2 points ago

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I did enjoy them, thank you. Delicious trivia.

[–]defiantapple 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Horses have a gene that can dilute their coloring. This horse looks like a perlino, a washed out bay. Wikipedia article here.

NOW YOU KNOW.

[–]themidship22 0 points1 point ago

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It's a show horse. They spend a ridiculous amount of time preparing them for their 2-3 minute walk. Some even put a type of glue on the hair to make it lay flat and appear shiny. It's pretty ridiculous/neat. I work for the largest horse trailer manufacturer in the US. I'm pro level.

[–]revolverwaffle 1 point2 points ago

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No, not just because it's a show horse- that particular horse is an AkhaL-Teke and they have naturally shiny coats. I'm sure the show sheen and stuff helps but they are pretty shiny naturally.

Here's another

[–]themidship22 1 point2 points ago

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You are correct in that naturally they may have a little more sheen to their coat than say a roan, but for the show they really think this is an awesome look. Even the non-Akhal-Teke are shiny when being shown.

[–]revolverwaffle 1 point2 points ago

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They aren't that shiny. Everyone and their grandma uses show sheen or similar. I've done horse shows since I got my own horse, and trust me nothing shines like an Akhal Teke, they practically glow. Plus roan is a color not a breed, you can have a roan Akhal although they tend to be chestnut/palomino. And I've never heard of a "glue" for making hair lie flat - rubber bands and hair gel for the mane, show sheen and stuff for coat + clipping, never heard of a glue. I'll ask around my barn though, maybe someone else knows what you were talking about.

[–]r-w-x[S] 0 points1 point ago

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what is your take on this particular unit? is it as extraordinary as it seems to me or just ron off the mill in the trade?

[–]moonbeamwhim 2 points3 points ago

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That's a very well-kept horse, if nothing else. Can't tell the breed but the hair on the body has been cut very short to emphasize the musculature.

[–]omnilynx -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like an Arab to me.

[–]revolverwaffle 2 points3 points ago

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Akhal teke.

[–]moonbeamwhim 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. The slender legs and long body, not to mention the color, looks like that breed.

[–]defiantapple 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. The face is wrong and so is the tail. I assure you, that is no Arabian horse.

[–]moonbeamwhim 1 point2 points ago

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No swooshy face = no arabian.

[–]defiantapple 0 points1 point ago

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That, and they have a much higher tail carriage. This is definitely a Teke.

[–]kabbinet 1 point2 points ago

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Unit? DXS 211 commencing run-mode. And now: Vouge.

[–]themidship22 0 points1 point ago

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The hair hasn't been cut short. It's a shorter haired horse, and it is a good example. The difference in the show quality horses is so minute though that the casual viewer would see little to no difference.

[–]Tallkotten -1 points0 points ago

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I feel bad for that horse...

[–]nivbrook -1 points0 points ago

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Damn. I would fuck that horse.

[–]fojizzle -1 points0 points ago

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why is it so shiny?

[–]prezbuluskey -2 points-1 points ago

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wanna fuck that horse

[–]collegeisascam -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm no pervert, but I'd bet she's had sexual intercourse with that horse. Horse people are weird.