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[–]StumpHarvey 863 points864 points ago

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Jurassic Parkinson's

[–]LNMagic 119 points120 points ago

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That was too perfect.

[–]feureau 86 points87 points ago

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Jurassic Parkinson's

I bet 500 quatloos that this would be the title for the repost when it hits the front page again.

[–]LNMagic 49 points50 points ago

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I don't bet. Let's just shake on it.

[–]feureau 13 points14 points ago

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Why? Are you afraid you'll lose?

cock-cock-cock-oo~!

CHICKEEEN!!!

[–]LNMagic 18 points19 points ago

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Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen them in spare parts, deep fried and on a plate...

[–]TastyBurger23 10 points11 points ago

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[–]is_russian 1 point2 points ago

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[–]superexactly 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! Well that was a failed pun thread.

[–]SinfulDavey 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I tremble at the thought of how good this thread could have been

[–]fishbutt314 0 points1 point ago

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Shakey's pizza!

[–]montyy123 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE. Must have some now.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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How about a slap bet?

[–]GreyouTT -1 points0 points ago

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I'm tempted to do this so you can win.

[–]dhaft88 27 points28 points ago

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I love the internet.

[–]Xerxys 34 points35 points ago

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♪ BOOM-DE-YADA, BOOM-DE-YADA, BOOM-DE-YADA, BOOM-DE-YADA ♫

[–]DOWNVOTE-BOT -1 points0 points ago

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And then Jay sings his part, and I cringe.

[–]officerproblem -2 points-1 points ago

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I dont know why but i read that like bono says yeah...im weird

[–]IOIOOIIOI 8 points9 points ago

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I love the 4chan pics.

[–]Broosevelt 5 points6 points ago

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♪I love the reddit comments♫

[–]IOIOOIIOI 4 points5 points ago

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I love r/spacedicks?

[–]Trombone_Hero92 3 points4 points ago

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I love the internet, it's such a brilliant place!

[–]RemTar -1 points0 points ago

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/b/oom de yada, /b/oom de yada

[–]upsettingTIL 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Marty McFly has Parkinsons

[–]morninwood_spititout 5 points6 points ago*

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Michael J. Fox can fuck like a tiger. Because of Parkinson's. This made me laugh but here ya go.

[–]scrumpydoo23 0 points1 point ago

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We're not talking about tigers, we're talking about dinosaurs.

[–]hollander93 0 points1 point ago

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He could probably fuck those too. He wouldn't stay still enough for it to catch him. I'm going to hell.

[–]thunderbird11 0 points1 point ago

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Said he could beat them in two shakes

[–]scrumpydoo23 0 points1 point ago

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Why are you going to hell?

[–]staticblake 0 points1 point ago

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Was that a Parkinson's Shake? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI4lFjWoFqc

[–]ZebrasKickAss -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kentrel -2 points-1 points ago

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I bet you're more proud of that than you deserve to be.

[–]toodrunktofuck 173 points174 points ago

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PLEASE for the love of God. Refrain from posting comments like "I am going to hell for laughing at this" or "I laughed way more than I should". STOP IT!

[–]waterproof 23 points24 points ago

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Really! Comments like that don't add anything to the joke. If you laughed upvote and move on.

[–]PaladinZ06 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah GODDAMMIT it is super important that your comment be relevant to the topic and the attempt at humor and levity! If your comment isn't funny and enhancing the enjoyment you should go take a flaming napalm bath you godless horsefuckers!

[–]immatellyouwhat 7 points8 points ago

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And the thing is these lines used to be funny because someone at sometime actually genuinely meant them.

[–]PaladinZ06 7 points8 points ago

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AARE YOU DOUBTING MY SINCERITY I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

[–]immatellyouwhat 11 points12 points ago

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I laughed way more than I should have.

[–]waterproof 3 points4 points ago

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My unborn children? My Sperm?

[–]PaladinZ06 -1 points0 points ago

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I prefer my children fully ripened, and sauteed in olive oil with garlic, tarragon, mustard greens topped with fresh endive sprinkled with freshly squeezed menace and terror sauce.

[–]USMutantNinjaTurtles -1 points0 points ago

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yeah, REALLY.

[–]blackhawk465 9 points10 points ago

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One of my silly pet peeves is when people say they spit something like coffee or soda on their monitor because they burst out laughing. I'm sure it has happened before but jesus people stop drinking when clicking new links! /endrant

[–]Kubaker1 5 points6 points ago

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Except for that girl who provided proof of her wet screen.

Also my pet peeves isn't my pet, but the poltergeist at Hogwarts.

[–]Leeham721 1 point2 points ago

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Or the radio version - 'I nearly drove into a ditch I was laughing so hard!'.

[–]Stufreddy 2 points3 points ago

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This goes for every damn catchphrase that people here say to pretend they have a personality of their own.

[–]iLuVtiffany 20 points21 points ago

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I'm going to hell for laughing way more than I should have at this.

[–]GIVEMEYOURDOWNVOTES 1 point2 points ago

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So brave

[–]toodrunktofuck -5 points-4 points ago

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Have an upvote!

[–]atticus138 3 points4 points ago

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Don't forget to pack a wife.

[–]toodrunktofuck -1 points0 points ago

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:)

[–]verbality 1 point2 points ago

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What about, "I didn't laugh at all." Not because I had something against the joke but because it didn't tickle my funny bone.

[–]sheeeeple 5 points6 points ago

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Can we stop posting "PLEASE, for the love of God" in our posts as well! I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a crap about our problems with how entertaining or repetitive comments on a website might be. For the love of the HYPNO TOAD. All hail.

[–]HardCorwen 4 points5 points ago

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Can we please stop posting these "Can we stop" posts too!!?? I'm pretty sure no one is going to listen to them anyway.

implodes

[–]toodrunktofuck -2 points-1 points ago

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Hail ants!

[–]Patchwork_Mimophant 1 point2 points ago

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Going by Michel J. Fox's appearance on Curb Your Enthusiasm ("back in two shakes!") I think he'd find this hilarious too.

[–]toodrunktofuck -1 points0 points ago

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Yup. So no reason to go to hell for this.

[–]thinkforward 1 point2 points ago

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Really? that's what's driving you nuts?

Couldn't you argument be extended to your own post? Simply downvote and move on?

[–]toodrunktofuck 0 points1 point ago

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Every time there is a "polititcally incorrect" joke or meme or whatever I say to myself "well, in the comments there will be this, that and that". And there is. Makes reddit look stupid in my eyes when even the comments are merely reposts. As long as this is the case I think it is okay to point that out.

[–]thinkforward 0 points1 point ago

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Hivemind, dude. This is the internet zeitgeist. "Reddit Prime" dissolved long ago - front page is now mostly inclusive jokes and self-referential material.

I'm sure you're well aware, but you have to subscribe to the right subreddits if you really want to bring quality information to the forefront. Almost everything else is the internet's version of the New York Post.

[–]yudo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to go to hell for this but...

FUCK THA POLICE

I LAUGHED

[–]nusmesa 0 points1 point ago

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Yea man, that's so mainstream.

[–]arche22 -1 points0 points ago

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No. That is all.

[–]leebozeebo 19 points20 points ago

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My mom has Young Onset Parkinson's Disease and it makes her life a living hell. It's degenerative, there's no cure, and her future is already pretty fucked - no dinosaurs required.

Anybody who thinks they are going to hell for laughing at this can buy their way out by donating to the National Parkinson Foundation. Wait, is that how it works in the Bible? Am I doing this right?

[–]Dicethrower 10 points11 points ago

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Time travel side effects.

[–]MrSnare 21 points22 points ago

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hey guys my friend doesnt understand the joke. would one of you guys like to explain it to him?

[–]InvaderPhantom 35 points36 points ago

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Yeah... "Your friend"...

[–]Adriantbh 4 points5 points ago

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I think that's the joke, still upvoted.

[–]Vidyogamasta 6 points7 points ago

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[–]MrSnare 5 points6 points ago

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my friend says thanks

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck man... that link almost killed my computer

[–]atticus138 34 points35 points ago

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[–]dfinch 71 points72 points ago

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I like how it's subtle.

[–]bittered 15 points16 points ago

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He also makes fantastic milkshakes.

...

(Because he uses only the finest ingredients).

[–]spicymeataballa 20 points21 points ago

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I bet he`s like a vibrator that cant turn off.

[–]Sleepy_One 2 points3 points ago

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It's comments like this that make me want to add 4chan back to my bookmarks bar on the top of my web browser. Until I actually go back, then I'm reminded why I removed it in the first place.

[–]FUZZINATOR 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the exact same thing. They used to have some quality humor on 4chan, but most of the other junk threads like women being tortured and all that kind of material has kept me away.

[–]Sleepy_One 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe yea, and reddit filters all the good stuff to here a year later! Our plan is flawless!

[–]moyermaster 0 points1 point ago

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Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in. Goddammitsomuch.

[–]ogmilk 0 points1 point ago

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Friends?

[–]DrAnachronist -1 points0 points ago

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Pray tell, why did you remove it?

[–]Sleepy_One 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly? New computer install, just never re-added it and after 6 months I hadn't thought about it once.

[–]DrAnachronist -1 points0 points ago

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Fair enough. I was honestly half-expecting the all too common self-entitled Redditor argument explaining how it's too low-brow for them. Thank you for exceeding my expectations.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This is extremely funny! :)

I am a 26 yo old with early - onset of parkinson's and i approve of this message :)

[–]segwaychimp[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know why Michael J Fox makes the best shakes?

[–]wernerpm 1 point2 points ago

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Because he uses the best quality ingredients

[–]segwaychimp[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed sir, quality ingredients!

[–]4chan_Date_Checker 2 points3 points ago

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The timestamp on this screenshot is 09/07/09, making it 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days old.

Have a nice day!

[–]Mustkunstn1k 22 points23 points ago

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3 year old repost? Must be a record.

[–]SweetNeo85 48 points49 points ago

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If you think that's a record then...

[–]Mustkunstn1k 30 points31 points ago

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Sadly, I know all to well that this is not a record.

Anyway, I found this really awesome dancing baby.

[–]Keywork99 4 points5 points ago

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[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 3 points4 points ago

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THIS... IS... ZOMBOCOM.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 2 points3 points ago

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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON ZOMBOCOM

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

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THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOURSELF

[–]DMF171 0 points1 point ago

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ZOMBOCOM SPRING BREAK 2012

[–]RevWaldo 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ImSeeingRed 0 points1 point ago

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Almost forgot about that baby

[–]endercoaster 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't an older repost be less of a problem since more people will have not seen it?

[–]Kernel_Forbin 2 points3 points ago

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Would you rather reposts be a day old? A week? This is more than likely new to many people because it is so old.

[–]mambypambyland 10 points11 points ago

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OMG ITS NOT A REPOST CUZ ITS KNEW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

The reddit hivemind

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 9 points10 points ago

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New*

Sincerely,

The Reddit Hivemind

[–]ImSeeingRed 3 points4 points ago

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Well that wasn't funny. He was making a joke.

[–]evinf 4 points5 points ago

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And then you read the username.

[–]ImSeeingRed 1 point2 points ago

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Thatsthejoke.doc

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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.doc?

[–]PorcupineTheory 7 points8 points ago

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I'm glad the "i lol'd" was included in the screenshot. Without that, I never would have known it was funny.

[–]AlbertAugust 0 points1 point ago

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You know comedy has hit a low point when even 4chan needs a laugh track.

[–]Secret_Boner 0 points1 point ago

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An even lower point if people consider the jokes /b/ cribs off fourth graders they just finished molesting comedy.

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, it's 4chan. They're the low point of EVERYTHING.

[–]goods84 1 point2 points ago

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Michael J. Fox likes to shake things up

[–]almightyzam 1 point2 points ago

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That does it, reddit has gone full 4chantard

[–]mrserv0n 1 point2 points ago

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wowow one of the funniest ive seen. Ty

[–]Sober_baby 1 point2 points ago

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[–]joelseph 1 point2 points ago

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Too forced.

[–]fylb 1 point2 points ago

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Press F11 repetitively for accurate simulation.

[–]VampeQ 10 points11 points ago

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That's fucked...but I laughed. ...So what exactly can I expect in hell?

[–]brad0022 41 points42 points ago

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I bet Fox would laugh too. He has a good sense of humor.

[–]3000dollarsuit 51 points52 points ago

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[–]finallysomesense 19 points20 points ago

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I'll be back in two shakes

And there goes my orange juice all over the keyboard!

[–]ThundarrtheRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the best part was right after that. "What the fuck Larry!?"

[–]stone500 3 points4 points ago

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"What's he doing on the cover of Business Week?"

"Well he's the Fuhrer now!"

[–]renesisxx 1 point2 points ago

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I've met him a couple of times. He's a really cool and funny guy. He would laugh at this.

[–]supersharma 4 points5 points ago

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Parkinson's.

[–]Alaukik 3 points4 points ago

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[–]retrominge 0 points1 point ago

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So, it's a cold day in Hell? Uh-oh.

[–]AlbertAugust 0 points1 point ago

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What I would give for it to be that warm here right now...

[–]jackschittt 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually pretty fun down here. Without those pesky drug laws and things like "morality" to worry about, I usually just spend my days having coke-fueled orgys with random women. It is a bit warm, and that big guy with the pitchfork gets a little antsy if you start fucking his demon-woman.

No bible thumpers, no jehovahs witnesses, and I can tell my boss to fuck off....i'm sleeping late. What am I worried about? Him telling me to go to hell?

Oh, and there's punch and pie on the 7th level.

[–]Sthurlangue 1 point2 points ago

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Outlook is shaky....

[–]Ancaeus 0 points1 point ago

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Damn good music.

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[–]theothercomrade 0 points1 point ago

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Stay Perfect.

[–]IMakeItLookEasy 0 points1 point ago

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Another new years resolution broken: Do not laugh at the misfortunate.

[–]HoneyBacon 0 points1 point ago

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Olololol jfc.

[–]INeedTreeFiddy 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, we can still serenade it with Johnny B. Goode!

[–]frazehaze 0 points1 point ago

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To soon, guys.

[–]Notyourfaja 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–]ImAFuckingDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't get the joke. Can someone please explain? ;)

[–]solidzombie 0 points1 point ago

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This time I actually did LOL!

[–]ScienceOwnsYourFace 0 points1 point ago

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In fact tremors are usually not a symptom of parkinsons. Woops, did I ruin this? Lol...

[–]black_nugs 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–]noahld 0 points1 point ago

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Get that shit up to 88 and we won't have a problem!

[–]MachoNinja 0 points1 point ago

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I always felt Michael J. Fox and Katharine Hepburn would of made a really hot porno.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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2009, come on.

[–]Meselmdor 0 points1 point ago

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so messed up

[–]zerointegrity 0 points1 point ago

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samefag

[–]ripples2288 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone that makes me laugh is going to hell.

[–]Devilabashed 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking 4chan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Throwing this in the 'saved' folder. Best thing I've seen all day.

[–]rapture_wraith 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed too much, if there turns out to be a hell im fucked

[–]Alfro 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you take a seat?

[–]saratola -1 points0 points ago

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Not funny.

[–]Billagio -3 points-2 points ago

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I dont know why I found that so funny. I almost spit up my breakfast.

[–]thatonelurker -2 points-1 points ago

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why ur negative idk but have an up vote to stay even

[–]egodeath92 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why 4chan is considered so funny. I guarantee those 3 posts were all the same person. That's how 4chan works...

[–]txp2 -1 points0 points ago

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In my head I could hear the marty mcfly voice saying "hey guys whats going on?".

[–]xzCRASHzx -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm still laughing. Enjoy your upvote

[–]blackguyatkeyboard -1 points0 points ago

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That whole thing is wrong.

And it's even more wrong that I laughed.

[–]Volker_Metal -1 points0 points ago

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As someone who recently discovered his first post re-posted else where. I do not like this. I was aware of this joke even before reddit.

[–]Messugga 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster first-poster?

[–]MineDogger -2 points-1 points ago

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That's just wrong. And absolutely hilarious.

[–]salad-dressing -1 points0 points ago

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The "Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's" joke is soooo played out.

[–]neversleep -1 points0 points ago

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I think it was funny but I didn't laugh. Am I still going to hell?

[–]idosillythings -1 points0 points ago

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Damn, 4chan actually did pretty fucking well on that one

[–]RdeRuiter -1 points0 points ago

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I struggled to click upvote I was laughing so hard.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not going to lie. Usually I don't find things that funny and maybe let out a giggle or too but this time I laughed so fucken hard

[–]ArmFallOffBoy -1 points0 points ago

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I giggled.. Sorry, Michael.

[–]Ozera -4 points-3 points ago

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I lol'd way to hard.

Off to hell I go.

[–]BBQsauce18 -2 points-1 points ago

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sometimes.. just sometimes.. 4chan gets it right :D