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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You mean the '99 4chan archives?

[–]Macaque_is_wise 2 points3 points ago

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How does he see?

[–]jeffm227 -1 points0 points ago

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had the same question, can a fat asian please answer this?

[–]downmodmyass 1 point2 points ago

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Chinese would be appropriate here, instead of Asian. You'll learn the difference over the course of your life time.

[–]VgPcLife 1 point2 points ago

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*can a fat oriental please answer this? lol.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

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Players gonna play.

[–]misanthropelove 1 point2 points ago

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Delivery guaranteed to be eaten in 30 minutes or less.

[–]stang123 1 point2 points ago

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fat to cover already small eyes? awesome

[–]ishouldbepainting 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Reddit. You racist.

[–]YoungSerious 1 point2 points ago

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Frequent repost. Nothing against you, but you should know this is reposted all the time.

[–]Dirtydirtdirt[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Because i should know every post that has ever been on reddit ever right? Sorry if that comes off sounding like a dick, but I've said this before, I've never seen it before. So im sure there are some people that haven't seen it.

[–]YoungSerious 0 points1 point ago

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Like I said, I'm not saying you should have known, but before someone else came in here and said it in a much more accusatory way, I just wanted to inform you that this is a fairly common repost. That's all.

[–]Get_Better -1 points0 points ago

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Considering it's posted weekly, yea you should be familiar with this repost.

[–]Dirtydirtdirt[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry i dont spend all day on reddit. I stick to my main subreddits anyways.

[–]opeth86 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, but reposted a billion times.

[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point ago

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Poor kid, I'd say that is a v. serious case of carbohydrate poisoning.

[–]PurpleNoodles -1 points0 points ago

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I believe you have them mixed up...

these are gems.

That is a fat kid on a bigwheel.

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[–]PurpleNoodles 0 points1 point ago

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We all make mistakes.