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[–]jukeboxsavage 27 points28 points ago

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STOP FUCKING REPOSTING!!!!!!!

[–]Kitty_McWhiskertips 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't mind repost if they were funny.

[–]poo-poo -2 points-1 points ago

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1 year ago

Shouldn't that tell you that the link is not fresh? Why post it?

[–]RiiBzxX 3 points4 points ago

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I have acually seen that video...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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And then the next comment is some douche pointing out how theirs "69 tHuMbS thum up if u notice tis too". Fuck a youtube.

[–]UDNTNOME 10 points11 points ago

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You can't fuck a YouTube

[–]Blurring 19 points20 points ago

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Not with that attitude.

[–]Bonsallicious 0 points1 point ago

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Not with any attitude!!!

[–]poo-poo 1 point2 points ago

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da numbar of cakes is equal to justn beberz dik

[–]gary88 0 points1 point ago

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It's no better or worse than every reddit comment turning into a shit parody thread.

[–]Immynimmy 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit comments can be just as bad.

[–]jawni 4 points5 points ago

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[–]432 2 points3 points ago

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OH GOD NSFW TAG PLEASE

[–]christianjb 3 points4 points ago

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Oh you-tubers.

That's also what I say whenever potatoes talk behind my back.

[–]rattlemebones -1 points0 points ago

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I chuckled.

[–]BigFatCake 6 points7 points ago

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Here I am :)

[–]velocity010 6 points7 points ago

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come back when you lost some weight im not into that

[–]ThinCake 7 points8 points ago

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I'm back.

[–]keagator -1 points0 points ago

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This is why I check the comments.

[–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

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So you can have your cake and eat it, too?

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 2 points3 points ago

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After you've had it, would you really want to eat it though?

[–]wusta 1 point2 points ago

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sounds like something I'd read on reddit

[–]mooonshoes 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoy how we pretend this reply wouldn't have received 300+ upvotes had it been posted on Reddit instead.

[–]goonerredandwhite 1 point2 points ago

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And you think redditors are so much better?

[–]gerrettheferrett 0 points1 point ago

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BURN!

[–]mesk 0 points1 point ago

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cakefarts? not sure if thats love though.

[–]kurtozan251 0 points1 point ago

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NOT WITH ANY ATTITUDE!

[–]irishwhiterussian 0 points1 point ago

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X people didn't Y Not with THAT attitude Thumbs up if X

Whatever happened to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[–]mojokabobo 0 points1 point ago

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Butt sex with cake?

Challenge accepted! (nsfw)

[–]samreich 0 points1 point ago

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You can. It's called "yeastiality."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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One of my favorite comebacks to naysayers.

[–]herpderpedyou 0 points1 point ago

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cakefuckers.com NSFW

Yes, you can <.< (with funny music for gamers)

[–]d0bie 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly. Of course there is bound to be a site on cakefucking. We all know Rule 34.

[–]zaval 0 points1 point ago

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I am tired of this. So, I'm really not a redditor because I feel any identification of youtubers, 4-chaners or redditors is bullocks. So yeah.. youtubers are really stupid. Except you can find many educational, musical and artsy videos on youtube.

[–]Mullenator 0 points1 point ago

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That deja vu moment when you realize youve seen this before

[–]jdb12 0 points1 point ago

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Insert (heh heh) joke about 69 likes here.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]mastablaze -1 points0 points ago

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whats with all the goddamn reposts tonight

[–]lukeatron 0 points1 point ago

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So you submitted a picture of 11.5 of words of extremely tired joke, from youtube no less, to whore for karma?

Fuck you and your terribly whored out asshole.

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[–]NorthboundFox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HazzyPls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]beercharioteer -1 points0 points ago

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oH my GoD rEpOSt - ..- .- -. .- .- .-.- .--.

[–]UDNTNOME 0 points1 point ago

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iTS OKAY. i GUESS IM USED TO IT...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh wow it's this repost again. Downvoted and reported.

[–]Mindlag42 -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost

[–]ricochet_rabbit_ -1 points0 points ago

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I swear this is a repost from like a week ago.... Who up votes a repost this much

[–]Lantro -2 points-1 points ago

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I've read that the cake is a lie.