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[–]manbeef 213 points214 points ago

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I... I don't know what to say... I thought it was just a legend.

[–]drakeypoo 23 points24 points ago

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Hahaha noooooo, just look up "selfsuck." A surprising number of guys can do it.

What I find far more troubling is the guys who can do it, but don't out of principle ("ugh that's gay bro.") Such wasted talent!

[–]bulbousaur 43 points44 points ago

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We used to debate if it's gay to suck your own dick. Consensus was, not unless you get really good at it.

[–]turd_spoon 32 points33 points ago

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I had that conversation at work. The question we used was "At what point does autofellacio become gay?". Our consensus was gay or not, it still makes you a cock sucker.

[–]gmick 28 points29 points ago

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Cocksucker or not, you still got a blowjob.

[–]Dundasbro 4 points5 points ago

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Still counts.

[–]makes_witty_remarks 5 points6 points ago

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DM;SGABJ

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[–]Gentle_Lamp 5 points6 points ago

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What do you mean by often? Also pics

[–]thesovietonion 27 points28 points ago

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If masturbation isn't considered gay, why should this be?

[–]TITTIES_AND_ASS 18 points19 points ago

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Because you have a penis... in your mouth... A penis..

[–]H8rade 49 points50 points ago

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So it's not gay to give a guy a handjob?

[–]PenisPumper8000 9 points10 points ago

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Balls dont touch, not gay

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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And if it's just the tip? Just to see how it feels....

[–]arcyn 1 point2 points ago

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It's only gay if you cum

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

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Well.. you could just be a very good friend or you just like how it tastes.

[–]Sohda 6 points7 points ago

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On one hand you're getting your dick sucked. On the other hand, there is a dick in your mouth that you are sucking. I don't think there can be a consensus on this one, but rather it's a choice every able bodied male must make on their own. However, I do.suppose most guys who can do it and do proceed, do it to get their dick sucked and not for the pleasure of taking a cock in the mouth. So, if you.do.it solely to get head, it must be a non gay act, right? But what if in the process you become more aroused by actually sucking said dick? Gay? Boy, this is a tough one that needs more data. Anyway, I would if I could. I like gettin my d sucked! Lastly, I'm not using "gay" in any derogatory way, or saying if you do it because you like sucking the cock that the act is more gross or less cool. Just saying that sucking dick because you like to is a gay act. To each his\her own tho!

[–]Negative__One 8 points9 points ago

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You don't just become gay, this is just another form of masturbation. You know you all would do it if you could.

[–]redweasel 1 point2 points ago

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I am reminded of a piece of ancient wisdom, conveyed for millennia by *cough* "oral tradition:"

 "IF I COULD DO IT, I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE."

[–]NumbbSkulll 10 points11 points ago

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I read someone say that he didn't like to do it to himself because if felt more like giving then getting...

I stopped trying after that...

[–]drakeypoo 8 points9 points ago

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Maybe you should just stop jerking off then, bro.

[–]Helplessromantic 0 points1 point ago

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I say this every time, it's really over rated.

[–]drakeypoo 1 point2 points ago

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I beg to disagree. When I was able to do it, I may have only been able to chew on my foreskin and get maybe half the head in, but oh god was that more than enough to make me blow.

[–]Helplessromantic 0 points1 point ago

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Ever consider that you get more pleasure from the idea you are blowing yourself then the act itself?

[–]drakeypoo 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose that's possible.

[–]death_pheasant 56 points57 points ago

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NSFW

Ahem, this is as old as the internet.

[–]traken 143 points144 points ago

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I can't get to the website; it keeps redirecting me to some guy blowing himself.

[–]O_R_they 9 points10 points ago

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I just blew ice cream all over myself

[–]The_Enchiridion 8 points9 points ago

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At least it wasn't down your throat

[–]fulanitodetal 1 point2 points ago

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I just blew ice cream all over myself

FTFY

[–]amazingGOB 4 points5 points ago

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I just blue myself.

[–]zombiekilloftheweek 5 points6 points ago

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There really has to be a better way to say that

[–]319009 0 points1 point ago

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I love that show.

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[–]badnewsandliars 7 points8 points ago

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I can't believe I just read all that.

[–]Mr_Inappropriate_ 11 points12 points ago

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I wonder how many redditors are going to be off work tomorrow with back related injuries.

[–]Blastface 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just not sure it was worth it.

[–]Cheesydude 3 points4 points ago

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I dislocated one of my discs once doing it too

for the love of god why would you continue doing it after that

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[–]formerteenager 4 points5 points ago

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You ever pop in your own mouth? Be honest!

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[–]Throw_Me_Away_420 5 points6 points ago

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That's enough Internet for me today. I think I'll go outside.

[–]formerteenager 3 points4 points ago

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Two points for honesty.

[–]italianpoetess 1 point2 points ago

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we all know you tasted it...& the mental picture of your smiling face with your own jizz dripping down your face is disturbing...

[–]hueymchavok 0 points1 point ago

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u disgust me, have an upvote :)

[–]p3dr0maz 1 point2 points ago

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DM;SD!

[–]italianpoetess 0 points1 point ago

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TIL how guys suck their own dick

[–]beersmoker 0 points1 point ago

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best edu i have ever read.

[–]otiznire 5 points6 points ago

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That song just really sets off the gif.

[–]Pad_TyTy 4 points5 points ago

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God dammit loud autoplay

[–]RollTides 19 points20 points ago

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Well..that's enough internet for today.

[–]Glorfon 2 points3 points ago

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A true hero.

What is that song?

[–]Negative__One 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
One of the best songs Trey ever spit out.

[–]kamifox 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know how but from you video,in the last half hour, I got to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si5KedHIfQQ&feature=related

[–]bigheavyshoe 1 point2 points ago

One of the best songs Trey ever farted out*. FTFY

[–]Pulsating_Pickle 1 point2 points ago

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The intro song to the movie Orgazmo

[–]we_love_dassie 3 points4 points ago

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Yes it's possible. But it must be terribly uncomfortable....

[–]betteroffbrokken 0 points1 point ago

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That has to be the most NSFW thing I have ever clicked on... while at work. :/

[–]angrypenguin182 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if flexible, or big dick

[–]MathBuster 82 points83 points ago

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The utter randomness of the picture as a whole caused me to laugh uncontrollably. The question is: Am I still sane?

[–]silentpower 17 points18 points ago

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as sane as the rest of us.

[–]vjfalk 12 points13 points ago

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That means, your fucked.

[–]Twitch043 17 points18 points ago

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What about his fucked?

[–]biga29 4 points5 points ago

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IN HIS OWN MOUTH

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

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With his own dick.

[–]Whodatjedi5 5 points6 points ago

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I know, it was so random I started cracking up!

[–]sandwichqueen 5 points6 points ago

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[–]onesound 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate.

[–]nobodynose 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah basically, it was loading and I saw "Awesome Cougars" and I was expecting older MILFs at the bottom but instead I got a dude sucking himself so I laughed.

[–]EvanSei 24 points25 points ago

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Tomorrow: IAMA guy who can suck his own cock AMA

[–]self_potato 16 points17 points ago

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Present

[–]benderunit9000 1 point2 points ago

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it's probably skeevedave

[–]EvanSei 0 points1 point ago

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I would be laughing if I didn't think this could be true....

[–]casaqueso 45 points46 points ago

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I'm so distracted by the fact that he bothered to leave his shoes on.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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traction

[–]Redditaa 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously, do you know what the hell is on those walls? Safety first.

[–]intonable_vab 58 points59 points ago

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living the dream

[–]PushTheLittleDaisies 27 points28 points ago

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I've never been glad images load so slowly on my computer before. There was a big reveal at the bottom of that one.

[–]dylonz 3 points4 points ago

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I was just about to say this! Glad to hear someone had the same experience

[–]WhyCause 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new 'round these internet parts.

I used to curse the slow load of images on my PC in college because often the "big reveal" was the hot girl taking a shit.

[–]PushTheLittleDaisies 0 points1 point ago

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Well then I'm definitely not a regular in your internet parts.

[–]WhyCause 0 points1 point ago

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By 'curse' I mean close the image viewer in disgust as quickly as possible once you saw the filth.

At this point in time, the web was in its infancy, the images my roommate would download came from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, and we only had 2400 baud modem access in the dorm rooms. You never knew what you'd actually downloaded until after you waited 20 minutes (and sometimes ferried the goods across campus on a floppy disk) for the image to download, and another 30 seconds for the image to fully load. Nothing killed a boner faster than poop.

[–]cokeandhoes 8 points9 points ago

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I hate having to clear my browsing data so frequently.

[–]Squealing_Mage 16 points17 points ago

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Saw this picture on a gay porn website once. Everyone commented on how their respective friends had died trying to do this. Post was up for like, 3 weeks. Now I shed a tear every time I hear "Awesome Cougars"

[–]Bitter_Idealist 25 points26 points ago

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How does one die from this? Starvation from weeks of never leaving the house?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I never would try. Imagine breaking your back or something, then they find you weeks later.

"Poor guy....died trying to suck himself off. Man, I hope they don't put that in the obituary...."

Next day:

"GUY DIES TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK!!!!!!" Right next to a picture of yourself with a shit eating grin doing a thumbs up.

[–]cats_are_people_too 3 points4 points ago

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Well, i don't think starvation would be an issue.

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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Lol I remember waaay back in the day when everyone claimed to have know someone, or at least heard of someone who had died from attempting this. Kinda glad to know this is still the case. Absurd, humorous nostalgia.

[–]duffyproject 5 points6 points ago

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wish i could do this...

[–]dis_be_tracy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]otiswrath 11 points12 points ago

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slow clap

[–]Alice_In_Chaps 9 points10 points ago

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Can't....unsee...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I bet his bare back hurts

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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i will never put cougars and milfs in the same category again.

[–]Ineptitude222 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't think it was possible.... now i have seen everything. >_>

[–]Young_Clean_Bastard 6 points7 points ago

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I just blue myself.

[–]lumpdaddysupreme 1 point2 points ago

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What did I just look at....

[–]Bladelink 1 point2 points ago

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Totally not what I expected.

[–]billybobjoejriii 1 point2 points ago

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This is called Autofellatio

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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well...now i know thats possible

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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Here's you damn deep, moist, throbbing, thick and hard ROOTS, r/wtf!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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he did it!

[–]shantridge 1 point2 points ago

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Are those light-up shoes!?!

[–]tannhauser 1 point2 points ago

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Now thats a wtf picture.

[–]robertjohnmilner 1 point2 points ago

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Why... does he have two purple fingers?

[–]ELONGATEDSNAIL 0 points1 point ago

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i . i dont know

[–]w4rfr05t 0 points1 point ago

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He just participated in the erection.

[–]toxicmischief 1 point2 points ago

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First post where I've audibly said "What the fuck?"

[–]jakobwahlberg 1 point2 points ago

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lucky bastard...

[–]RaindropBebop 1 point2 points ago

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This man has it... the gift.

[–]space_monster 1 point2 points ago

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blah blah blah blah. will someone just post instructions please so we can all get on with our lives.

[–]foamrocket 1 point2 points ago

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Read wall. Didn't understand. Scrolled down. Gagged. Chills. Upvote!

[–]ezemeat 1 point2 points ago

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Holy crap. my coffee.. everywhere

[–]southernbelladonna 1 point2 points ago

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I was not expecting that.

[–]nommytorton 1 point2 points ago

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That guy is living the dream.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lucky!

[–]mathemagic 1 point2 points ago

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YYEEAAAAAAH

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

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C'mon! Really? You don't know where the 'red eye' setting is on your camera? Could have been a really nice shot. Jeez.

[–]Lower_Expectations 1 point2 points ago

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Wh... Ho... Huh?

[–]deejayalemus 2 points3 points ago

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I feel a skullfucking is in order for the eyerape I have witnessed.

[–]bobfoot1990 0 points1 point ago

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Wimp.

[–]deejayalemus 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe.

[–]CUoNTour 2 points3 points ago

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It can be done!!1! I would never leave my house.

[–]nvsbl 1 point2 points ago

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I would never leave my high school.

FTFY

[–]peachey2011 1 point2 points ago

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this man deserves a medal!!!!

[–]darkpaladin 1 point2 points ago

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To quote something I saw somewhere else on reddit...

I'd imagine this is a lot less like getting a blowjob than it is like sucking a dick...pass

[–]DingJones 0 points1 point ago

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Aww what the fuck??!!?!

[–]Sly_R 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for the perfect last post before bed, and you win.

[–]Kayoh44 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this. Completely missed the NSFW tag and just caught me off guard.

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

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signing up for yoga

[–]inquisitivepanda 0 points1 point ago

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"I never could reach"

[–]Logicbunny 0 points1 point ago

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impressive. MOST impressive.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 0 points1 point ago

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The perfect thing to see at 1:50 in the morning. Made me literally lmao. The dude's face and shoes and background make it sooo hilarious

[–]emdx 0 points1 point ago

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I suppose it could, conceivably, be also deemed not safe for lunch???

[–]YuriJackoffski 0 points1 point ago

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He's just using his rape whistle

[–]mani_ 0 points1 point ago

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he has something on his face

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL.

[–]Ghosts_Inside 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]superfudge 0 points1 point ago

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This is the greatest thing I have seen all year.

[–]derSoldat 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe how many people have not seen this. Maybe I'm just getting old

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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I just snorted honeycombs out of my nose, that was great.

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a straight guy and i just went and looked up a video of "guy sucking his own dick". Ya know, for science. Actually i wanted to see if it was indeed true that this was possible, and if the video was in any way "appealing" to me like watching a hot girl give a dude head. What I learned was that is does indeed look very possible for some men, and I got absolutely no entertainment value.out of it, sexual or otherwise. I found it very putting off(put-offish? Offputting?), minimally disturbing, and kinda gross. But at least now I know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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offputting

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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Gracias.

[–]Pulsating_Pickle 0 points1 point ago

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I spent about 30 seconds trying to figure out what the wall said before I noticed the guy sucking his own dick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I don't know if I should drop kick him or give him an award...either way I just threw ip in my mouth +1

[–]krapster2000 0 points1 point ago

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he has to constantly pump himself up because he didnt plug the lower hole, right? i see no other reason...

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 0 points1 point ago

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OH. GREAT. SCOTT.

[–]roblinx 0 points1 point ago

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The Holy Grail. El Dorado. Xanadu.

[–]Lollernoob 0 points1 point ago

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The benefits of daily yoga practice.

[–]spacem00se 0 points1 point ago

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For those who have driven to Pullman, Washington (the apple magot quarantine signs).

http://i.imgur.com/WZncx.jpg

WSU Cougars are awesome!

[–]wtfblue 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, that made me laugh uncontrollably.

[–]shingonzo 0 points1 point ago

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you got me dude.

[–]tothesource 0 points1 point ago

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dear. god. why.

[–]boopthat 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first time I've been surprised by a picture in a very long time.

[–]dallasmichael 0 points1 point ago

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The internet is forever!

[–]monstereddit 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, everytime I see a guy sucking his own dick (I am a guy also) I go 'WTF' and close the pic. I always go back tho, to see if I can figure out how he did it.

[–]reddit_is_gay 0 points1 point ago

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You bait and swap mother fucker!

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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I know it's early, but I think this wins "Least Descriptive Title of the Year" in a whitewash

[–]capnjack78 0 points1 point ago

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Old as fuck.

[–]eltommonator 0 points1 point ago

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Why didn't you use the [dick in own mouth] tag? It's common courtesy...

[–]ElkoSteve 0 points1 point ago

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He's doing the Lord's work

[–]OctetStream 0 points1 point ago

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Classic.

[–]squirb 0 points1 point ago

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somebody has been doing their yoga!!

[–]mrwoolery 0 points1 point ago

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Should be "Awesome Dogs"

[–]455face 0 points1 point ago

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people always say 'if i could suck my own dick i'd never leave the house'. Its still a dick in your mouth.

[–]Khumpty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]illest808 0 points1 point ago

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This is how opening the link went for me. "oh cool awesome cou-OH.GOD.WHYFKNDBSHHSKNFBSHJANFKTKDKJEBJKKDMWBRBNJRJNJAKDJ

[–]gamesage53 0 points1 point ago

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I expected old ladies. Not even close.

[–]BlueberryButts 0 points1 point ago

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I genuinely wish I could do that.

[–]Lax-Bro 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck did I just see

[–]tiptonp 0 points1 point ago

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I have a theory that there was an evolution of man that could suck his own cock...they went into extinction.

[–]lonelygnome 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could do this.

[–]Mosesbones 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, fuck, fuck that. That is not what I wanted to see! Fucker.

[–]hopscotchking 1 point2 points ago

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Goddammit, guys. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Robofetus-5000 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know. I don't think I would if I could. I don't think, atleast.

[–]Im-pretty-cool94 0 points1 point ago

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He forgot the used coffee grounds to wash out the taste of his dick.

[–]flying_pigs 0 points1 point ago

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Balls to the wall

[–]DVsKat 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, someone Shop the "forever alone" face in here!

[–]wurz81 -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW!

[–]TSP1 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuckyou hahaha.

[–]TropicalDeathPunch -1 points0 points ago

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Why ya got me pilgrim! Here I was expecting a picture of hot Ladies. *On a side note I honestly believed this impossible, time to break out the yoga mat again.

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[–]jewbaccasballs 2 points3 points ago

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ball so hard mofuckas wanna fine me dat shit cray

[–]snizznuke -2 points-1 points ago

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Aw dude you misled me big time...

[–]opentheudder -2 points-1 points ago

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Guys, Holy shit its Destiny

http://imgur.com/nE3qR

[–]SekondaH -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ListenHear -1 points0 points ago

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Ocomeon!.jpg

[–]jdcooktx -1 points0 points ago

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god damn it

[–]rownpown -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]vigilantvigilante -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking gross but I laughed. Fuck you.

[–]BUBBA_BOY -1 points0 points ago

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HE'S EXACTLY AS I WANT HIM >:-)

[–]eversohigh -1 points0 points ago

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as i have stated before...i can do that!

[–]Thatguywithcoolstuff -1 points0 points ago

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That pic is old. In highschool I uploaded it and tagged every guy in our grade and the guys started tagging all the girls and well....hilarity ensued.

[–]thinkingperson 3 points4 points ago

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If it was a pic you uploaded and tagged ... it's not that old ... -.-

[–]leveldrummer -1 points0 points ago

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How about a NSFW tag!?!?!