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[–]Sandinister 15 points16 points ago

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Reposted and rehosted. For shame.

[–]Shazoola 4 points5 points ago

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I know, what a scumbag. Here: http://buttersafe.com/2008/10/23/the-detour/

[–]tfiggs 44 points45 points ago

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You should not have reposted this human.

[–]Its_aTrap 35 points36 points ago

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He is not a clever man.

[–]lurklurklurkPOST 3 points4 points ago

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If he had not reposted it i would not have seen it for the first time today.

I want to say "so shut up" now, but I don't think you really deserve it.

[–]arkyrocks 4 points5 points ago

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The least he could have done was link to the site that actually made it instead of taking a screen cap. So good job defending an idiot.

[–]Logorg 8 points9 points ago

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Dude give credit where credit is due...

[–]cjayc423 4 points5 points ago

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I have seen this comic so many times but it still never gets old.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I had a dream like this once, but the demon was infront of my toaster and the fucker wouldn't let me get my toast. I brandished a whip and beat the demon and then ate my toast.

I woke up screaming.

[–]Aceeyee 0 points1 point ago

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I would've woken up shouting "OH YEAH"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was just thinking about this when I happened upon your post.

[–]JRiddler 1 point2 points ago

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This about sums up my sense of direction

[–]devilkin 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for not linking to source.

[–]SwedishFishYum 0 points1 point ago

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should this be in /funny?

[–]Rapird 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, Buttersafe... What a clever comic.

[–]occupymylefty -3 points-2 points ago

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Even if this is a repost I still love it.

[–]gschizas -1 points0 points ago*

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I think this is the original: http://biggs.cc/i-am-not-a-clever-man

EDIT: No it was not.

[–]Wiremaster 6 points7 points ago

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[–]gschizas 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. I'll update my bookmark (this was the best I had come up with last time I checked). Oh, and happy cake day! :)

[–]Wiremaster 0 points1 point ago

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I just like credit to go where it's due. Thanks.

[–]Aceeyee 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Dake-Cay

[–]Wiremaster 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, man.

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[–]occupymylefty 1 point2 points ago

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Women*