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[–]Bitter_Idealist 52 points53 points ago

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How is this "Fuck the police?"

[–]JonesBee 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah that's like using the sidewalk for walking. So brave.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

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Well, she knows that, being old, she's statistically more likely to be targeted by police for a tazing. And she's doing it anyway!

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 24 points25 points ago

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Wouldn't the true meaning be intercourse with multiple police officers?

[–]Duke_Of_Dust 8 points9 points ago

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I was also expecting porn.

[–]cynthiadangus 7 points8 points ago

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'Twould be more fucky if she were doing that in the middle of the road rather than the bicycle lane, methinks.

[–]jumbles1234 10 points11 points ago

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She's a well-known character in Surbiton, London! And very active in the (very English, therefore very nice) local church community

[–]WaterLion 4 points5 points ago

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I can confirm that this is Surbiton (and that's London, England).

[–]jumbles1234 2 points3 points ago

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Just by Claremont Hall :-)

[–]Humpy1988 3 points4 points ago

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by Maple Road!

[–]JustSam00 4 points5 points ago

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I see her on her scooter in and around Kingston Uni a fair bit, always brings a smile to my face :)

[–]Mancalime 2 points3 points ago

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PSA: We have surbiton reddit meetups. PM me if you want in.

[–]nocheeseforyou 2 points3 points ago

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Live in Thames Ditton, and see her all the time!

[–]XShadowKratosX 2 points3 points ago

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On the 71/281/K2 Route

[–]Xyon81 1 point2 points ago

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Used to work on maple road :)

[–]69ingSpunkingMonkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Near waitrose! Wow, this amount of redditors in Surbiton, I never.

[–]_Mambo_ 0 points1 point ago

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Initially I thought this was Claremont Rd in NW2, as there is an old woman who rides a scooter round Cricklewood, but she wears a "skater" crash helmet...

Every time she "whizzes" past the pub I can't help but break out in a fit of laughter.

[–]mishagale 1 point2 points ago

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Surbiton is still London? What is that, zone 47?

[–]WaterLion 0 points1 point ago

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From a distance, yes. In the same way London Heathrow is.

[–]Mancalime 1 point2 points ago

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PSA: We have surbiton reddit meetups. PM me if you want in.

[–]Zeberoth 0 points1 point ago

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I live in tolworth and i go by here all the time on the 281 to kingston!! People from reddit know this place?? How wow.

[–]WhereAreMyMinds 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kingstongstur 1 point2 points ago

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Is this in Kingston by any chance?

[–]Humpy1988 0 points1 point ago

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Surbiton

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AshaSeraph 1 point2 points ago

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I see her all the time! she rides around Surbiton UK lol!!!!

[–]joeschmoemama 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jzsk8s89 1 point2 points ago

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OC?

[–]arup02 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Meanwhile in England... 0coms 13pts 1mo funny
The first WTF in a long time to make me smile. 104coms 1242pts 1mo WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]riley702 1 point2 points ago

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That's not the "true" meaning I was expecting, and yet here I am.

[–]GhettoCommentGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting something totally different my nigga.

[–]Zorbotron 0 points1 point ago

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How do you figure?

[–]aPolicemanWeighsIn 0 points1 point ago

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^ Offended.

[–]Belstaff 0 points1 point ago

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Make tea, not love

[–]stun23 0 points1 point ago

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I walk down this road daily!

[–]nymonym 0 points1 point ago

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Cue relevant_rule34 in 3.. 2.. 1..

[–]FruggingAndSugging 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate

[–]Purplebuzz 0 points1 point ago

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What you don't see is the 23 kilos of Cocaine in her snapper. So yeah, Fuck the police and the cocaine I guess in this case.

[–]Mancalime 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, that's literally an eight minute walk away- you a fellow Suburbitonite?

Also, I've seen that little lady ALL over town. Best is when she hobbles off the bus with everyone else, and as they slowly disperse, she kicks out her scooter and zooms away ten times faster.

[–]peck112 0 points1 point ago

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LANDAN FTW!

[–]Calls_Everyone_Benny 0 points1 point ago

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Big up the south west!

[–]RickSontaran200012 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Johnny82 0 points1 point ago

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The true meaning of, "Age aint nothin but a number".

FTFY

[–]DontKareforKarma 0 points1 point ago

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awww shit. I used to see her everyday on the way to school. She really made my day.

[–]CSec064 0 points1 point ago

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this morning while driving down a main road in the city I live in someone was really trying to say fuck the police, as at least this woman is in a designated bike lane. This guy I saw this morning almost had "FORD" imprinted on their close to getting splattered skull.

There's one portion of this road I was on where you make a pretty blind turn, it loops around this big brick building then you start hitting stop lights. He was in the middle of the lane, on a bicycle, with no lights or blinkers... nothing. It's as if the guy was trying to get killed as this was a 55 portion of the road. I slammed on my brakes and went over two damn lanes and thankfully avoided this loony toon.

[–]edsballs 0 points1 point ago

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Claremont Roads in Manchester right? Serious fuck the police shit there, she probably off to sell some smack #notjoking

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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Riding a scooter? What is this? The 90's?

[–]Aqueously90 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mjohniii 0 points1 point ago

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"Da fuck u gonna do bout it, pig?"

[–]Fleep 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah Manchester!! :D

[–]Fleep 0 points1 point ago

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Or other english city with a Claremont Road :/ Doesn't look much like Moss Side

[–]moonheadZ 0 points1 point ago

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Yes to Surbiton! I live near the station and she is a legend! She's recently upgraded to Micro with chunky wheels! How many redditors live in Surbs?

[–]Xyon81 0 points1 point ago

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haha i love this women! She came into the shop I used to work in (around the corner from where that was taken) she's awesome

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS SO WEIRD. I saw her today! Getting on the train TO Surbiton from Clapham Junction :')

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

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You really need to get a dictionary.

[–]This_Is_Why_We_Fight 0 points1 point ago

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...And this is why we fight for the internet.

[–]carbonnanotube -1 points0 points ago

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When people do this it is VERY irritating, part of the reason I don't spend much time in the bike lane. She will be moving along at maybe 7km/h, I move along at 40km/h. Most lanes are 1.5m wide, see the problem?

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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nope

[–]carbonnanotube 0 points1 point ago

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Nope?

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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nope

[–]the_rule 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, because there are grannies on kick scooters every 20 meters? Also, just use your bell, problem solved.

[–]carbonnanotube 1 point2 points ago

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Well, not grannies specifically, mostly it is teens on skateboards. A bell is useless as most people move around with a music playing device blasting all other sound.

[–]eac061000 -2 points-1 points ago

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I imagine this will be me when I'm like 80

[–]Shabadu -2 points-1 points ago

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There is nothing about this that says "fuck the police". Not even his gay face.

[–]jscott39 -1 points0 points ago

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I see noone lives near amish....

[–]femaiden -5 points-4 points ago

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