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[–]deVces 57 points58 points ago

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quite a brave repost... it's only been a day

and the op actually topped front page LOL

ps i hate you

[–]Zoccihedron 6 points7 points ago

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I didn't see it. Can you link to the post?

[–]jmlez 7 points8 points ago

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A link to the past, you say?

[–]TopLOL 4 points5 points ago

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I think redditors now realize that most of them are just lazy.

[–]Cab00s3 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a link to the original without the "reddit"and "us"? Please?

[–]Cab00s3 0 points1 point ago

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You are a gentleman and a scholar...thanks

[–]kfomofo[S] 1 point2 points ago

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whoa whoa whoa. i honestly didnt know it was posted already, i felt so clever. in other news, i am a wonderful person who made an honest mistake. im sorry i havent kept track of the, i dont know, millions of posts made every day. because GOD FORBID if something is reposted.

[–]Zoccihedron 8 points9 points ago

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I didn't see it either.

[–]chantistar 6 points7 points ago

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I didn't see it

  • high five *

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 2 points3 points ago*

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I call bullshit.

Let's take a look at the two posts.

Original

Yours

[–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

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Can you link to the comments of the original?

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

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That is on r/veritcal; there are only 17,355 people (at this time) on that subreddit. There are 1,305,595 people on r/funny. There are 1.3% as many people on r/vertical than r/funny. Very few people saw it when it was first posted relative to those who saw it in this post.

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 0 points1 point ago

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Not if you're like me and you saw it on the front page of r/all.

[–]ahyea 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Sleeper?

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 0 points1 point ago

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Yep.

[–]ahyea 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, they're a great band have you seen them live yet?

[–]kfomofo[S] -1 points0 points ago

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i call insane coincidence. if i freal reposted, i wouldnt make an effort to plead my case because id just be an asshole.

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly don't care about it. Just stated my opinion.

[–]kfomofo[S] -1 points0 points ago

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as am i.

[–]TerryArchi 1 point2 points ago

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Hi us?; No, this is Patrick!

[–]ejduck3744 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS A REPOST! you are such a fucking ass! proof

[–]AssumedTableFlip 20 points21 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]rderekp 1 point2 points ago

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Hooray for my favorite emoticon.

[–]From_Insanity_of 9 points10 points ago

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Seriously? There is 17k people in /r/vertical, versus the 1.3 million in /r/funny.

[–]HorizonShadow 12 points13 points ago

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It's a link sharing website.

Get the fuck over it.

[–]TheoQ99 2 points3 points ago

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Repost is different from crosspost.

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

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For those with neither the creativity nor the brainpower to think of a clever title, just type what's in the picture.

[–]Onsalefor10cents 0 points1 point ago*

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Reminds me of hobbes waiting for Calvin

[–]costollie 0 points1 point ago

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so incredibly true

[–]snowfloppy 0 points1 point ago

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How many reposts does it take to get to the front page? Just one.

[–]meginmich -3 points-2 points ago

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So true.

[–]xwexcollidex -1 points0 points ago

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My thoughts exactly. I even thought about making this. Ha. Bravo

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

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What DO people who have no lives, no friends and no social outlets do when reddit is down? I guess your parents are always upstairs...they're almost obligated to talk to you and act like they like you.