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[–]nightfire1 22 points23 points ago

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"Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

[–]nobodyman 13 points14 points ago

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Nice! Personally I was torn between "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?" and "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

[–]mcaffrey 41 points42 points ago

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[–]StratJax 0 points1 point ago

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Set phasers to Boner!

[–]CharlieHustle[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I may have LOL'd

[–]CharlieHustle[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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indeed

[–]CryingBeard 7 points8 points ago

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Evangelion :))

[–]Av8tir 5 points6 points ago*

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This is Purple Helmet 5, I’m going in!

Google "Suicide Girl Chanel" http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/079/1/1/11_1_Suicide_Girls___Chanel_by_hoshq.jpg

[–]Onplorasis 10 points11 points ago

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Is there any more pictures of this girl? (Is this a girl?)

[–]cubiclecomaschizo 31 points32 points ago

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[–]siliconbz 6 points7 points ago

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if she ever gets pregnant..that tat is sooo fucked

[–]Sumbohdie 1 point2 points ago

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well, thanks.

[–]Dwighk 0 points1 point ago

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commenting on this so i can safely view it later in the comfort of my own home

[–]CharlieHustle[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the clarification and the additional pic. Sometimes if feels like 2 weeks is an eternity on Reddit.

[–]formidable_opponent 3 points4 points ago

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Unless it's a guy in short jean shorts and lacy underwear, I believe so..

[–]Lazook 2 points3 points ago

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You never know.

[–]THEAdrian 1 point2 points ago

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there's actually a shit-ton of pictures of her, i've seen this a while ago

[–]spicymelons 8 points9 points ago

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I like the Gir and Evangelion tats too!

[–]crazypnut 3 points4 points ago

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The target area is only 2 meters wide.

[–]ownworldman 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Eva01? I love Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[–]primeau1203 5 points6 points ago

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I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

[–]jawakilla 2 points3 points ago

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Stay on target...

[–]Evalandser 2 points3 points ago

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Why aren't girls ever Pro-Empire? :(

[–]TARDIS 2 points3 points ago

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I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home. They're not much larger than 2 meters. wait... Why do they say "bullseye"? Do bulls exists in the Star wars Universe? damn it.... I just blew my own mind.

[–]my_shoes_hurt 7 points8 points ago

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Eva tat? Would marry.

[–]Yoshmaster 1 point2 points ago

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And a Gir tat, woman of my dreams.

[–]Ruddiger 1 point2 points ago

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Chalk me up as another one more pumped about the Eva tat.

[–]jsabo 1 point2 points ago

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The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

[–]moral_orel 1 point2 points ago

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i wonder how her face looks.

[–]Ggdograa 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the NSFW tag...you asshole!

Some of us work with shrewds...

[–]Awesome_Bob 6 points7 points ago

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Something tells me that the ventilation shaft to the reactor core on that particular model isn't particularly narrow.

[–]rasputine 17 points18 points ago

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HAHA SHE HAS TATTOOS SHE MUST BE A SLUT RIGHT!?!

[–]GrandMoffJed 14 points15 points ago

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I always thought it was funny that people will hear a girl has had only one boyfriend but slept with 30 and think she's going to be all stretched out. In comparison, a girl who has had steady relationships her entire life and only slept with two or three guys doesn't get the same judgments even though she's probably had sex ten times more often.

Also: VAGINAS DON'T WORK THAT WAY

[–]caseyjhol 4 points5 points ago

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Watch out guys, we're dealing with a vagina expert over here.

[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points ago

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<obligatory picture of NdgT>

[–]GrandMoffJed 2 points3 points ago

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Or just a guy who doesn't pigeonhole women who like sex as much as men.

[–]caseyjhol 0 points1 point ago

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You've got me curious now. If vaginas don't work that way...how do they work?

[–]auralgasm 4 points5 points ago

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a dick is nowhere near big enough to stretch a vagina permanently. they are made for passing BABIES, and it goes without saying that a baby is much, much bigger than even the biggest penis. compared to a baby, 10 dicks in a row are like a candy cane vs. a christmas tree. They are also made to go back to their original size AFTER the baby passes through the birth canal, which should make it clear how elastic the vaginal walls are.

'looseness' in a vagina is a function of arousal and lubrication...if you hate the sex you're having at the present time, you'll be tense and less lubricated, so your vagina will be tighter, no matter how much sex you've had in the past.

[–]caseyjhol 0 points1 point ago*

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True, the vagina is designed to stretch to allow a baby to pass through it, but that doesn't mean it is designed to go back to the same size it was before. Once the vagina has been stretched to a certain size, it NEVER goes back its original size.

Regardless, I wasn't disagreeing with your original point about a chick with tons of boyfriends versus a chick that just bones a lot of dudes. Although, there is the difference that a chick who has a lot of steady relationships has a lower probability of having an STD.

[–]MyNameIsRobPaulson 0 points1 point ago

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I love how all you guys are doctors and know what you're talking about.

[–]caseyjhol 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a doctor, but I'm a few months away from getting my B.S. in biology. It also doesn't take a lot to know some tidbits about the vagina.

[–]GrandMoffJed 2 points3 points ago

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They don't just stay at the largest penis size they've accepted forever. It goes back.

[–]Mehanem 0 points1 point ago

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Lights and clockwork.

[–]p0pnfr3sh89 0 points1 point ago

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lights and cockwork.

[–]BreeMPLS 3 points4 points ago

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Tatted up women that post naked pix to the net and model for suicide girls are totally NOT sluts.

I'm not Judgey McJudgenstien or anything, but I think you could expect that fine young woman to be an, "adventurous free spirit" to say the least.

[–]indyphil 1 point2 points ago

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I bet you'd still fire some proton torpedo's into it though.

[–]Awesome_Bob 1 point2 points ago

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Dude... You gotta do what you gotta do, for the Republic!! It's your duty!

[–]sleeplessone 1 point2 points ago

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2m wide.

[–]grindle 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for an out of place sarlaac.

[–]Murderous_Prime -2 points-1 points ago

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DM,UF

[–]Arternative1 -1 points0 points ago

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She hasn't had baby at-ats yet so I'm sure it's OK.

[–]TheLoneHoot -2 points-1 points ago

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something tells me this particular beggar's canyon is infested with "womp rats"

[–]Ahhartsock 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JestKidding 1 point2 points ago

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Alright, here we go:

Can I come from, behind?

Can I knock 'em out, that box?

What about your exhaust port?

They're coming in much faster this time. I can't hold 'em.

use the force... let go... trust me...

For the record, if we did it and she asked "You turned off your targeting computer, what's wrong?" I would lose it.

[–]geosen8 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know that darth vader had a bitch

[–]HorseTrash 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for perfect title

[–]Gbackattack 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD THE ENTENDRES!

[–]slackmaster 0 points1 point ago

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ready for porkins?

[–]xinebriated 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta hit the thermal exhaust weak spot.

[–]switchblade55 0 points1 point ago

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fantastic

[–]shamwho 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to send my torpedoes down that exhaust port.

[–]WillPhillips 0 points1 point ago

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I'm all for tats and geeky tats at that, but damn. That thing is gonna look goofy as shit when/if she gains weight or gets preggo.

People need to think things through!

[–]jack_bandit_86 0 points1 point ago

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Just like shooting womprats back home, right kid?

[–]Frickalik 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm no machines, just use the force

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the sheep ?

[–]accio_chocobo 0 points1 point ago

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I know reposts are to be expected, but how many more times are we gonna see this? >_>

[–]IAmA_internetz 0 points1 point ago

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That is the perfect title!

[–]agentsirus 0 points1 point ago

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I would make her Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs, if you know what I mean.

[–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

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I'd bulls eye that womprat.

[–]geeksource 0 points1 point ago

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That hole CAN'T be bigger than two meters.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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  • Downvote for repost

  • upvote for hot fem with tattoos in sexy pose ( I guess that's like three upvotes really)

  • upvote for Star Wars reference

  • upvote for Neon Genesis Evangelion

[–]CharlieHustle[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for detailing.

[–]8631071 0 points1 point ago

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SG ftw

[–]hannibl[!] 0 points1 point ago

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That bitch gave me whomp rats.

[–]wonderboy2402 -1 points0 points ago

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Those tats will look great 10 years from now.

[–]CharlieHustle[S] 2 points3 points ago

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George Lucas is already planning the sequel for her.

[–]coffeepunk 1 point2 points ago

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If proper care is given they probably actually won't look bad at all. Do you really actually have any idea what you are talking about?

[–]HugsAllCats 1 point2 points ago

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I think it is safe to assume wonderboy was more referring to the.. umm... 'sagging of the canvas'...

I bet her stomach will last more than 10 years, but there is a good chance that it is going to go south at some point.

[–]Japindian -2 points-1 points ago

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That area when she gets VERY old is going to look odd as all fuck when all that skin sags and shit. Odd or hilarious.

[–]SunriseLollipop -1 points0 points ago

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The scale is way off. Either those X-wings are enormous or they are shooting at a toy model Death Star.

But I kid. It's still really awesome!

[–]Babushka23 4 points5 points ago

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Or perspective? They could be really close to the foreground?

[–]Prep_ 1 point2 points ago

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See, the X-Wing Fighters aren't shooting at all. They are mid flight as the Death Star is exploding in its destruction. The X-Wings are closer to the Point of View or "'camera" were it an actual picture. Therefore, the X-Wings seem to be very large, when they are, in fact, proportionally accurate. I hope this clears things up a bit.

[–]TheLoneHoot 2 points3 points ago

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But I kid.

[–]Babushka23 -1 points0 points ago

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That's no moon!

[–]jondiced 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Babushka23 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes that is. Lol'd for real.

[–]kadkal -1 points0 points ago

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A repost, but an acceptable repost

[–]gggregory -1 points0 points ago

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IT'S A TRAP!!!

[–]derp069 -4 points-3 points ago

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Star wars whore!!

[–]Zupkuck -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like to beg in her canyon.

[–]Stryyder -1 points0 points ago

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nice

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Womp rats!

[–]AquaTriHungerForce -1 points0 points ago

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In case anyone was wondering the song lyrics on her right rib are from Waiting for the Great Destruction by Matthew Good

[–]puckhead73 -1 points0 points ago

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I like.

[–]tacmachine -1 points0 points ago

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what.a.FOX

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Any chance she'd give me a clear shot at her exhaust port?

[–]NovemberDeltaSierra -1 points0 points ago

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I would refer to her period as "Red Leader"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's no moon.... It's the pit of Sarlaac

[–]nadsozinc -1 points0 points ago

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The dumb is strong with this one.

[–]terrapurus -5 points-4 points ago

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That one looks a bit nasty ... might end up being the swamps of Dagobar down there.

[–]TheLoneHoot 6 points7 points ago

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[–]mattofeastyorkshire -3 points-2 points ago

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can almost smell the fish!