Al bundy had some of the best one liners

Diddomatic · 7 months

Peg: Al why don't you have any pictures of me at your work. Al: cause Peg that would defeat the purpose of going there.

Diddomatic · 7 months

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GhostSongX4 · 7 months

I always get Al Bundy and Ted Bundy confused. Which, as you can imagine, lead to me wondering what a nefarious serial killer said that was such a knee slapper.

Drublix · 7 months

Who's that riding in the sun? Who's the man with the itchy gun? Who's the man who kills for fun? Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

raydeen · 7 months

My favorite Al Bundy line:

'Women. You can't live with 'em...'

shrugs

kindabored1234 · 7 months

As a 14 year old I used to stay up til 2am to watch reruns of this on TV.

Murphy_Its_You · 7 months

Al: "A fat woman clip-clopped her way into the shoe store today and said, 'I want something I'd be comfortable in.'. I said, 'TRY WYOMING!'"

lamqta · 7 months

Best family sitcom for me, hands-down.

skroll · 7 months

so a fat woman walked into the shoe store today...

tries_new_things · 7 months

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isiah1979 · 7 months

Oh al

Sexytoss · 7 months

I just realized that Peg is the same actress who plays Gemma in Sons of Anarchy. Mind blown.

turtal46 · 7 months

As a kid, I thought this show was hilarious and believed all men did not enjoy the company of their wives, and hated having so much sex.

As a married adult, it's still hilarious, but I don't understand the complaints of having a wife that wants to have to much sex.

"I'm boooored, want to have sex and then watch TV?"

Oh dammit, not again! Can't you see I'm busy not having sex?!

fawker · 7 months

Looking back, my middle school literature teacher was a genius for describing character Al as an antihero.

[deleted] · 7 months

Al: Peg, I want my Big 'Uns.'

Peg: Oh, honey. You want Big 'Uns?' I'll give you Big 'Uns.'

Al: No, I said Big 'Uns,' not Those 'Uns.'

soyabstemio · 7 months

I'd have been glad to take Peg off his hands.

atlanticblue · 7 months

no peg.

chapayev · 7 months

"Hooters, Hooters, Yum Yum Yum Hooters, Hooters On a girl that's dumb"

-Al Bundy

limmah · 7 months

As much as I love the Al one-liners, this scene misses Peg's response, which was something along the lines of "maybe you need a bigger gun."

caitlinrb · 7 months

"Am I alone here in hating the French??" "NO!!!"

NeoCracer · 7 months

Link to YouTube if you want to see it in motion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8OjoUA0b7g&feature=related

barricus · 7 months

My Dad almost named me after Tubro, the fat Panamanian God of Money(Season Four, Episode Seven).

nerdolution · 7 months

Obligatory xkcd comic.

Targ · 7 months

Peg (reading out a psych quiz from a magazine): "Who would you rather spend the night with? A) your wife, or...."

Al: "B)"

mcroft · 7 months

Emo Philips:

My dad said "I'll miss you, son."

I said "only since I took the sight off your rifle"

ltra1n · 7 months

What show is this?

Djugdish · 7 months

Five across the eyes!

AppleDane · 7 months

Women, can't live with them... The end.

Frederic54 · 7 months

I love this serie so much, I watched all of it in the 90s, especially for Christina :)

Moonbath · 7 months

The one good thing to come out of Youngstown, Ohio.

socraincha · 7 months

"I can't believe you'd say that to my face!"

"I'd say it to your ass but I have half a tank of gas"

guitarguy416 · 7 months

Great show!!!

PunkRockMakesMeSmile · 7 months

I don't hear from you no more, But I get the message

You crashed your car through my front door, I pulled you from the wreckage

You told me that you missed me, but you meant with the grill and hood

You'd kill me if you could

DanKajito · 7 months

I'm pretty sure my dad says this daily, never knew where it came from until now.

Calsun · 7 months

The funny part is I find this hilarious and hate every Pokemon post...

a girl I was dating said she had never heard of "Married with Children". That's when I realized she was too young...

sashimi_taco · 7 months

I never understood why he didn't like peggy. She always wanted to have sex and was nice to him. He just ignored her all the time and was kinda mean.

TxSamurai24 · 7 months

Damn, if I wasn't at work I would scour through some episodes to find the noodie bar chant.

WoahBundy · 7 months

Can I get a whoa bundy?

hoojman · 7 months

Al: Marcy, Let me tell you this in words you can understand 'Cluck No'.

elkydeluxe · 7 months

What I think is great is that now he plays pretty much an older version of Al on Modern Family, and does a pretty good job.

mr_z06 · 7 months

4367 upvotes and 3258 dpwnvotes i guess now we know the ratio of Girls vs Guys on Reddit :)

onebadluvguru · 7 months

Agreed. I love him and watch this show every day still.

GLaDOS_fan · 7 months

i still say bruce campbell has him beat

XaeTae · 6 months

I would have fucking strangled her by now. That voice sounds like babies and wet cats getting in a fight inside a steel drum.

MidEastBeast777 · 7 months

LOOOOOOOOL I LOVE YOU AL BUNDY!!!!!

wtfsebbe · 7 months

repost

Y_I_Tittle · 7 months

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Zeppelanoid · 7 months

He's married to Katey Segal. WTF is wrong with him.

Koresh93 · 7 months

Isn't that the creeper that works at the Diner in Waynes World? The one who talks about killing people and the voices in his head?

ch41n54w · 7 months

Not as funny as his uncle ted.

therealmikelane · 7 months

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Izawwlgood · 7 months

I really hated that show. It was about pathetic adults, the protagonist of which pines for his glory high school days, particularly that one game when he scored a touch town as the star QB, and everyone hates one another. Plus, it had a laugh track.

jyapman · 7 months

holy crap, i read that as Ted Bundy

funny

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