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[–]Berbaw06 66 points67 points ago

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I'd like to be a tree.

[–]Possession_Sound 23 points24 points ago

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Did you notice Steve Jobs in the background taking a photo? Go on, take a look.

I'll wait.

[–]Berbaw06 18 points19 points ago

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I see everything.

[–]woodc85 4 points5 points ago

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That dude has a mustache. But I'll upvote you anyways

[–]A_Tree 4 points5 points ago

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Me too.

[–]OwnedYew 28 points29 points ago

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I came just to say this XD

[–]thatonekid393 26 points27 points ago

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I came hoping it had been said.

[–]rozonkomo 1 point2 points ago

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Came to say I came to say this.

[–]CarlGel 4 points5 points ago

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[–]GameFreak4321 8 points9 points ago

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Don't leave blank posts.

[–]CarlGel 1 point2 points ago

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Yes sir/ma'am.

[–]Wr3nch 39 points40 points ago

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Lucky...

[–]blightning65 25 points26 points ago

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Yeah, only eating sunlight. Just sit by the window with a laptop...

[–]jakethesnakebooboo 8 points9 points ago

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you know he's not a tree, right?

[–]SpecialKRJ 8 points9 points ago

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He's not a tree, Dashie.

[–]StabbyTheLlama 7 points8 points ago

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It could happen to you too.

[–]Wr3nch 16 points17 points ago

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A man can dream, right?

[–]StabbyTheLlama 14 points15 points ago

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Let's hope.

[–]theclinger 8 points9 points ago

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The Audacity of Hope.

[–]MangoFox 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe, maybe, if you just wish hard enough, it will all come true.

[–]123456789 -5 points-4 points ago

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Lucky repost. 665 karma for something that's been posted about several times this month...

[–]LutzExpertTera 31 points32 points ago

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[–]nixons_dog[!] 13 points14 points ago

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Fuck. Don't watch that if you're squeamish. He basically invented a new joint.

[–]pieguyfry22 15 points16 points ago

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Right below the knee joint, the knope joint.

[–]quietlight 12 points13 points ago

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KNOPE KNOPE KNOPE

[–]Havok310 6 points7 points ago

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[–]DidntGetYourJoke 4 points5 points ago

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I still don't understand the physics of how that happened, he only jumped from the second rope. Super in-shape guy jumping from not very high, yet it snapped like a twig...how?

[–]Bad_Zoo_Boy 4 points5 points ago

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He was a big guy, jumped off the second rope, and landed it wrong. He was worried about doing the move, but the promoters wanted him to.

[–]TimothyEUpham 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bad_Zoo_Boy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]drsideburns 0 points1 point ago

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not as well known...but whoa... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAfpO4EzRlE

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 0 points1 point ago

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yours reminded me of this hit this season on johnny knox. idk if you watch ay football but here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOJjEb0AMk

[–]luckystrike6488 0 points1 point ago*

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Also,

Razor Blade Bump

Not the worst looking move, but it shows what happens when a wrestler really want's to connect with a move.

The second clip is interesting, if you want to learn more about it, look up about Bruiser Brody and Invader #1.

[–]RollllTide 0 points1 point ago

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They're the same link.

[–]luckystrike6488 0 points1 point ago

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Whoops. Fixed.

[–]fourpac 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I think of any time I see a Sid Vicious reference.

[–]shaggysnowdog 23 points24 points ago

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I'm just a tree... I know I'm sexy... I got the roots... To drive the shrubs wild...

[–]DrMilkdad 4 points5 points ago

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I've got the leaves, that really move 'em. I send chills, up and down their branches.

[–]timelord71 5 points6 points ago

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I'm just a sexy tree (sexy shrubs)

[–]dongcha9 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not you're sapling

[–]mr_w 1 point2 points ago

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(saaapp-lllliiinnngggg)

[–]thetrueslug 8 points9 points ago

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Shawn Michaels can be anything he wants to be.

[–]HBKidJr 5 points6 points ago

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I approve this message. Even if Shawn Michaels is a tree.

[–]Wiggles420 7 points8 points ago

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ring ring

"Hi, is Shawn Michaels there?"

"Yes, this is tree".

[–]your_bird_can_sing 4 points5 points ago

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HBK!!!!!

[–]pantheonwhaley 9 points10 points ago

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I'd like to be a tree...

[–]ShinyMissingno 7 points8 points ago

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Came here for this, am not disappoint.

[–]king-rat 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry your comment wasn't upvoted as much as the other guy's

[–]pantheonwhaley 1 point2 points ago

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That's okay.

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[–]peppyroni -1 points0 points ago

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Seems canv.as vurped in the human centipede.

[–]margoslaby 1 point2 points ago

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Bro, you be that tree LIKE A BOSS

[–]animeari 1 point2 points ago

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More like...I'm a mop

[–]LMSavage 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome... to ZOMBOCOM

[–]frank_and_beans 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Steve Jobs taking pictures in the background?

[–]theKarmaCrusader 1 point2 points ago

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I'D... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE ALREADY SAID IT!!!!!!!!

[–]Granite-M 1 point2 points ago

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Who knew that Steve Jobs had a part time gig as a pro wrestling photographer?

[–]toxicmischief 1 point2 points ago

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I guess you could say he really found his roots.

[–]captainwelch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gustav95 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gougeru 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be a narwhal.

[–]kdternal 0 points1 point ago

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lol i'm high and laughed my ass off. why isn't this in r/trees?

[–]MathPuzzle 0 points1 point ago

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Getting his moves from here, I see.

[–]inexcess 0 points1 point ago

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Psycho Sid Vicious and Shawn Michaels! This was the heydey for WWF as far as Im concerned. Shawn Michaels was the shit too

[–]1FLU 0 points1 point ago

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trees. eat. bikes.

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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He sure put his mind to it anyway.

[–]boxen 0 points1 point ago*

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Hey now, he can't be anything. It's not like this is zombo.com.

Edit: hahaha, even zombo got in on the SOPA fun.

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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...except sane.

[–]ravencoal 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when wrestling pics/gifs show up on /pics and /funny.

[–]LeSpatula 0 points1 point ago

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They said I can be whatever I want

So I became a tree

[–]dongcha9 0 points1 point ago

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no, just another great sell courtesy HBK.

[–]Iroquois-Pliskin 0 points1 point ago

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He chose to be the best damn professional wrestler of all time. Success.

[–]BigGreenYamo 0 points1 point ago

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...just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be.

[–]KingOfSwing90 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ReneG8 0 points1 point ago

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Why is steve jobs taking a picture of this?

[–]balloseater 0 points1 point ago

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Cum

3PCum.jpg to be precise.

[–]blarch 0 points1 point ago

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the file name isn't long enough

[–]Thydamine 0 points1 point ago

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This font reminds me of awful sitcoms.

[–]runs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cmmoyer -2 points-1 points ago

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Finally! Something that isn't blackout/sopa related.

[–]Ninja_Fishsticks 13 points14 points ago

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Well it wasn't... until you brought it up that is...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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canv.as would be DNS blocked due to SOPA/PIPA over this picture.

[–]FleetingThought -1 points0 points ago

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wanna*

[–]Talon876 -1 points0 points ago

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So apparently the difference between 1k karma is the text "Fuck this shit, I'm a tree" http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nz574/wrestler_headstand_never_forget/

[–]NickTheHalfling -4 points-3 points ago

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NO

[–]SystemBlueSmoke -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]wishfulendeavors13 -2 points-1 points ago

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Like a bad speller?