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[–]snowycrazyking 37 points38 points ago

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Even with reddit down I did nothing today, and it was everything I dreamed it could be.

[–]Slidin_stop 5 points6 points ago

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So you're not going to have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

[–]Bill_Lumbergh_ 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, uhhh and while we're at it I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday also.

Thanks, good talking to you Peter.

[–]rockerode 8 points9 points ago

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[–]CivEZ 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, well I still managed to get everything on my To Do list done.

[–]dimsen 0 points1 point ago

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I remember my first beer.

[–]Dark_Drag0n1 -1 points0 points ago

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I just graduated college and this is every day for me. This and Old Republic. Ahhh, feels good...

[–]Duke_Of_Dust 11 points12 points ago

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I went out and bought some more giant notebook paper.

[–]zdownes[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Happy Leif Erikson Day

[–]Duke_Of_Dust 9 points10 points ago

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Hinga dinga durgen.

[–]ksm6149 10 points11 points ago

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[–]KiNGofKiNG89 18 points19 points ago

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With Reddit down, I went job hunting (not thinking I would find anything) within an hour I found a full time job with amazing benefits....

T.T Reddit, Thank you for being down!

[–]Chihuey 4 points5 points ago

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I was going to look for school programs but I never did. I did however get a piece of paper and a pen for when I do. So from me as well, thanks reddit!

[–]somedelightfulmoron 0 points1 point ago

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Today, I finally summoned the courage to start my research paper. Although it was hard without Wikipedia, I was able to get 500 words going, with evidence-based literature as references!

Thanks, Reddit!

(And now, back to our regular scheduled programming...)

[–]ButtersStotchOG 4 points5 points ago

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[–]estemshorn 1 point2 points ago

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good song.

[–]hcnye 3 points4 points ago

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But wait... If he had to do nothing and crossed it off, he was finished. But when you're finished with a to-do list you have...nothing left to do. So Patrick can never finish his to-do list!

[–]ScottFromCanada 2 points3 points ago

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Read that in Patrick's voice.

[–]nanoage 2 points3 points ago

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I literally took a personal day from work and slept all fucking day.

[–]inarizushi 1 point2 points ago

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I got so much nothingness done.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

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That's my favorite activity.

[–]Pirateless 1 point2 points ago

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well nothing is still what i do best

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

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friday...

[–]JakesAddiction 1 point2 points ago

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I actually finished my book...that's a lie.

[–]judafe 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that my residence building had a back door. I'll see what's on the other side of it when reddit's down again.

[–]Forever_Trombone 1 point2 points ago

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"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal."

[–]shri07vora 1 point2 points ago

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but by crossing off "nothing" he did something... so....

[–]kdternal 1 point2 points ago

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This is my everyday

[–]techmaster242 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even have to use my AK.

[–]Baskin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]xzzz 1 point2 points ago

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And I didn't even have to use my AK

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[–]zdownes[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Come on. I've done at least 6

[–]guitargirl07 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zdownes[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JTIEMO 0 points1 point ago

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This statement is false.

[–]friday6700 0 points1 point ago

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If this statement is not a shrimp, then it is a paradox.

[–]crtalen2 0 points1 point ago

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In honor of the blackout I got blackout drunk today. I do this everyday, but today I did it with purpose.

[–]yoyomrpopo 0 points1 point ago

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Did you have to use your AK?

[–]shorty6049 0 points1 point ago

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I worked 12 hours today and was busy the entire time. Fuck . You.

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

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Next day: repeat

[–]calmateguey 0 points1 point ago

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Today was a really productive day for me. I created and enchanted my armor and Daedric Bow to do 594 damage.

[–]msiekkinen 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting something about an AK as well

[–]unabsolute 0 points1 point ago

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That's where my to-do list went! I didn't look for that all day!

[–]Broken_S_Key 0 points1 point ago

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[–]killingmehardly 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Luxuh 0 points1 point ago

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Those are the best kinds of days.

[–]motherfailure 0 points1 point ago

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This will be me after exams