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[–]IUsedToBeAPygmy 11 points12 points ago

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The thing with winning an argument is that usually only you think the argument has been won. The other party just thinks you're being mean or unreasonable.

[–]engelbert_humptyback 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. When you actually win you usually end up with some apologizing to do...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Or he just walks away while you're talking and Severus you off.

[–]Horund 1 point2 points ago

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...and then Snape kills you

[–]profchaos712 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I know Gambon better as the final corner at the Top Gear test track than I do as Dumbledore? Or anything else for that matter?

[–]Failquail 0 points1 point ago

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...You are just a dog walker

[–]digdog7 0 points1 point ago

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DUMB

[–]HRPhuknStuff -2 points-1 points ago

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You sound like a dick.

[–]ScottCarmichael 3 points4 points ago

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That's what Dumbledore likes.

[–]spiderface1 1 point2 points ago

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And... Touché.

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago

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Touché, but no touching.

[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point ago

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Damn son.

[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point ago

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You sound stiflingly judgmental.

[–]saltrix -1 points0 points ago

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Feeling that way: OK

Acting that way: ... ಠ_ಠ