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[–]CMFW 232 points233 points ago

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The mother releases people so the smaller, younger ships may feed.

[–]SomeCapsRage 106 points107 points ago

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It looks like the sail boats would have to wait their turn, to pick off the remains.

[–]Herborist 34 points35 points ago

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Arthur, do you think that this sort of activity will attract the male tugboats of the species?

[–]SomeCapsRage 39 points40 points ago

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Not likely. At this time of the year, the male tugboats migrate west toward Spain. The reason why they migrate there is the nice climate and much more food.

[–]PhallogicalScholar 5 points6 points ago

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I can't stop laughing.

[–]kappafox 9 points10 points ago

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Dude stop. Please.

[–]The_Mexorcist26 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Razziaro 0 points1 point ago

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died watching A Fish Called Wanda...

[–]coolguy1793 1 point2 points ago

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same here...so wrong - definitely too soon. But funny as all hell.

[–]elsestar -1 points0 points ago

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like i heard right after the japan disaster... too tsoon-ami!

[–]masteerfed 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fiat_lux_ 9 points10 points ago

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Those seem more like male ships blasting off their load at the sight of a mothership.

[–]StepOfDub 4 points5 points ago

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BILF

[–]atrain1189 10 points11 points ago

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Too soon?

[–]skiptomyliu 5 points6 points ago

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As is tradition.

[–]vanderbugger 0 points1 point ago

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you better be canadian or im taking my upvote back.

[–]redfreetrog 83 points84 points ago

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Upboat for the downboat!

[–]konekoanni 11 points12 points ago

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This comment is way funnier than it has any right to be.

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

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I begrudgingly hand over this upvote, sir. >:|

[–]bleedRnge 17 points18 points ago*

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I read it in David Attenborough's voice.

[–]kattevoer 1 point2 points ago

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place "and here" before anything and my brain goes into david attenborough mode...

[–]Lewkylewk 1 point2 points ago

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Glad i'm not the only one

[–]Bill_Cosby_Says 48 points49 points ago

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that captain really slipped up chuck bo boop rock

[–]isohyet 37 points38 points ago

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they told him he could do anything. so he beached a $400 million dollar boat & peaced out on his 4200 passengers & crew.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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is this ship going to be repaired or is it just a pile of scrap metal

[–]jooes 4 points5 points ago

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I heard they're just going to let it sink and claim the insurance on it. Apparently it's the cheapest option.

[–]ZippyDan 9 points10 points ago

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i'm sure that is best for the environment too :|

[–]Cory1750 10 points11 points ago

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actually, it can be very beneficial for the environment. People sink ships all of the time so that a reef can build up on it giving a home to lots of life in the ocean. Pollution is kind of backwards underwater.

[–]shstmo 55 points56 points ago

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Pollution is kind of backwards underwater

Nice try, BP Public Relations team.

[–]Cory1750 9 points10 points ago

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Well after trying to fill the ship with ping pong balls and failing, we just decided to leave the ship.

[–]yugosaki 5 points6 points ago

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Hopefully they'll find a way to drain the fuel tanks and anything else like that before they let it sink...

[–]teknickal 7 points8 points ago

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Don't have a source, but heard on NPR that a crew is already siphoning fuel and will be for several days.

[–]davebrown57 9 points10 points ago

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Except for the massive amounts of fuel leaking into the water

[–]Cory1750 7 points8 points ago

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They said they would leave the ship, they didn't say the were leaving the fuel.

[–]catmoon 3 points4 points ago

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I heard on NPR that it has 0.5 million gallons of fuel on board. You better believe that they will try to save it. That's worth millions.

[–]FartPuncher 4 points5 points ago

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They usually take out all the toxic chemicals and products before sinking the ship. The ship makes a perfect place for reefs to begin developing. As well can also provide divers a place to explore. Here is an example of artificial reef building with a plane as well as some ships.

http://www.canadacool.com/COOLFACTS/BRITISH%20COLUMBIA/737DiveSite.html

[–]Kgbeast1 4 points5 points ago

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They don't play by the rules underwater.

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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Well... You'd need to clean up the whole ship from things like heavy metals, asbestos, chemicals and all that before you sink a ship.
But a freaking luxury Cruiser is too large for marine safety to simply leave there.

[–]GTCharged 0 points1 point ago

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Artificial reefs are awesome. What do people think the titanic became? Well, not on purpose, but it still became a home to many fish.

[–]jkelly17 5 points6 points ago

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An artificial reef did not form on the Titanic, it's miles below the surface and reefs require sunlight to flourish.

[–]GTCharged 0 points1 point ago

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You know what I mean. It's a haven to fish. A sanctuary of sorts. Stop being so fucking literal.

[–]ZippyDan -1 points0 points ago

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of course I know that, but usually those ships are purposely stripped of anything useful and toxic before sinking. that is not the case here

[–]Lorem_Ipsum -1 points0 points ago

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Except there isn't thousands of gallons of oil in those old reef ships.

[–]Cory1750 1 point2 points ago

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Do you think they are going to leave that fuel there? No.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck.

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

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Last I heard they are hiring a company from the Netherlands to come and move it.

[–]Carbreylynn 2 points3 points ago

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$450 million to be exact.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 15 points16 points ago

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€450 million, £372 million, or $570 million, to be exact. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16558910

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 8 points9 points ago

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That's loads of millions right there.

[–]Iwantmorethings 24 points25 points ago

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You, sir, are the kind of man I hope my daughter marries someday.

Unless you are a woman

If that is the case, keep your lesbian hands off my daughter.

[–]Neebat 16 points17 points ago

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Unless there's video.

[–]GTCharged 4 points5 points ago

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There's always video. evil grin

[–]pblokhout 2 points3 points ago

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And that's how daughter never told dad about her own lesbian hands.

[–]mossman85 2 points3 points ago

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All the drinks were on the rocks.

[–]QueenNavy 35 points36 points ago

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you guys are all terrible people.

[–]froggy_style 14 points15 points ago

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Horses are terrible people.

[–]bitcheslovecheezwhiz 6 points7 points ago

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People are terrible horses.

[–]elsestar -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Tazerenix 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lud1120 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck...
Just how many of these memes has Family Guy created?

[–]Pravusmentis 28 points29 points ago

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did the front fall off?

[–]karstens9 9 points10 points ago

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It must not have met the very rigorous maritime engineering standards.

[–]USMCsniper 6 points7 points ago

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what front fell off?

[–]YaoSlap 5 points6 points ago

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Well a wave hit it.

[–]Die_Ubermensch 5 points6 points ago

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Chance in a million.

[–]onenifty 4 points5 points ago

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It's alright, we'll just tow it out of the environment.

[–]static1800 2 points3 points ago

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There is nothing out there, just sea, birds and fish and 20,000 tonnes of crude oil and a fire and the part of the ship that the front fell off.

[–]Die_Ubermensch 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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And by 'relevant' you mean 'source'.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 10 points11 points ago

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Either that or it was made of cardboard derivatives.

[–]GotRobbedYo 21 points22 points ago

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I was expecting SC2...but this is good too

[–]illvm 8 points9 points ago

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This is just like the mother ship in SC2. Can't fit it in the next expansion.

[–]sndzag1 2 points3 points ago

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That's the only reference to "The Mothership" that came to mind?

[–]Dantaro 11 points12 points ago

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Yep

[–]gypsybiker 10 points11 points ago

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Too early for fun. There are still pople trapped in there.

[–]bluestarnite 32 points33 points ago

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I laughed at that way more than I should have.... Too soon??

[–]vernonhardapple13 29 points30 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]TheAlbinoPolarBear 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed, I'm still going to hell for laughing at this though.

[–]iheartbakon 3 points4 points ago

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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 4 points5 points ago

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I lost my shit at the background image.

[–]calm_collective 8 points9 points ago

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Well considering they are still pulling bodies out of it...uhh...yeah maybe too soon? I know this is nothing like 9/11 but still....9/11........ .........9/11........ ........... 9........ ...................................11

[–]MundaneHymn 1 point2 points ago

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[–]minicpst -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't feel too bad. I laughed as well, reposted to facebook, and feel remarkably guilty about it. But man it was funny.

[–]we_need_evidence -4 points-3 points ago

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Boundries, you know no one.

[–]Ent_Guevera 4 points5 points ago

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Boundaries, you know none.

[–]we_need_evidence 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

Now give me my upvotes back!! haha

[–]digital_chef 7 points8 points ago

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too soon

[–]just_to_subscribe 2 points3 points ago

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[–]anticommon 5 points6 points ago*

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3 people died and 40 were unaccounted for. This is quite unsettling as I am currently going to school to be a Merchant Marine.

EDIT: 12 people dead two dozen unaccounted for.

[–]im12whatisthis -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like you graduated first in you class at being a gigantic faggot.

[–]CaptainSpalding 12 points13 points ago

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lol people died

[–]RogerBoris 13 points14 points ago

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people died in that boat hours ago...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I find this gross, but I have no idea why.

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 2 points3 points ago

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too soon?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If it was a boat full of puppy's you cunts would lose your shit at this post.

[–]cjb630 10 points11 points ago

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i feel like i would be less offended by this joke if it was more offensive. too soon for a cute joke guys.

[–]cormorant1776 3 points4 points ago

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Everybody stop what you're doing! This person is offended!

[–]secrets4abuck 10 points11 points ago

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people died on this ship. how is it funny?

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 6 points7 points ago

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Coping mechanism. We're only human.

[–]im_not_a_troll 4 points5 points ago

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Too soon, too soon.

[–]specialk3 3 points4 points ago

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Too Soon.

[–]rayk1 3 points4 points ago

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To soon... To soon

[–]MustStopMasturbating 8 points9 points ago

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I guess it's safe to call this the new Failboat.

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

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[–]idlemanatee 1 point2 points ago

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That's just weird.

[–]jesse1214 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in David Attenboroughs' voice..I'm a terrible person.

[–]crappuccino 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in the voice of David Attenborough.

[–]Christoph680 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to hell for laughing about this...

[–]whatdis 1 point2 points ago

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I feel bad for laughing at this..

All those dead people...

[–]dodadoo 1 point2 points ago

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Too Soon

[–]wild_wildebeest 1 point2 points ago

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Too soon bro

[–]captureMMstature 1 point2 points ago

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It's disconcerting that the first link about the shipwreck I have seen on Reddit is a joke about it, come on guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I just read this with Morgan Freeman's voice. And thought he'd say "... in a dance older than time."

[–]Xci3nc3 1 point2 points ago

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I mean really.... Don't quit your day job.

[–]Eldgrim 1 point2 points ago

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/facepalm

...lol still

[–]wigglystyle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]williaw 1 point2 points ago

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They're so cute when they're little!!!

[–]Calc3 6 points7 points ago

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It was funny immediately

[–]RyanBradford 3 points4 points ago

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So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole

[–]sxysteve 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is a little too soon. I think the death toll is up to like 20 or so. Kind of messed up to be joking about it already.

[–]tvmama 3 points4 points ago

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too soon

[–]boobunny25 4 points5 points ago

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I am officially going to hell.

[–]OutInTheBlack 2 points3 points ago

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It's ok. We're all coming with you.

[–]Poo_Brain_Horse 1 point2 points ago

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I have 1st class coach tickets to hell.

[–]onlypostwhenmad 1 point2 points ago

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Came for a Starcraft 2 joke ...

Leave disappointed

[–]BadFurDay 5 points6 points ago

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I used to know a great mothership joke.

Sadly, I can't recall.

[–]FripZ 2 points3 points ago

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Too soon?

[–]speedycat 1 point2 points ago

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CRIKEY!!

[–]okkookko 1 point2 points ago

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I had this in mind before I clicked the link. Apparently I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

[–]captaman 1 point2 points ago

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Was I the only one to read that in my mind in a soft-spoken British accent?

[–]NinjaJedi17 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, so did I.

[–]Die_Ubermensch 1 point2 points ago

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Right after I saw this post, I went to go make tea. The tea infuser chain came off, and it capsized. I felt like I fulfilled a prophesy.

[–]DaNizzles -3 points-2 points ago

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People are still dying on that boat, but hey if the internet thinks it funny then by all means

[–]Apollo64 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, and whether this was posted now or next month, it's still equally funny.

[–]RogerBoris 2 points3 points ago

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I would happily laugh when you get hit by a car and die in a funny way.

[–]Apollo64 0 points1 point ago

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If it was funny enough, go ahead and laugh. We know bad things are happening, but that doesn't mean there can't be anything funny from it.

[–]RogerBoris -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, maybe in 6 month or something. Imagine you are in that boat, probatly nobody will come to help escape and you know you are going to die/freeze during the next hours. And now tell him that people are already making jokes about it. If you make fun of it already, you are a respectless idiot for me.

[–]Apollo64 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be more mad at the person telling me. It's like when people talk behind my back, ignorance is bliss. But when somebody tells me what they're saying then I get angry.

I suppose I'm just saying if they don't know we're making jokes about it, then they can't care. But that sound really assholish, haha.

[–]yasowhyt 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry, it will be. And the month after that, and ...

[–]coldvault 0 points1 point ago

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Unless it's a repost.

[–]Nexxxeh -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks, we'll get right on that.

[–]alex4nder -2 points-1 points ago

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You better be posting this from one of the rescue ships.

[–]GiornaGuirne 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant, but different ship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etwtyzWssYA

[–]ottajon 0 points1 point ago

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Flotsam and jetsam are the main concerns of cruises as a method of travel.

[–]bob69er 0 points1 point ago

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Here is me thinking this was a Starcraft related post.

[–]emanrezu 0 points1 point ago

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This was on 4chan like 5 hours ago...

[–]Shatterday 0 points1 point ago

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I work for that company.

[–]tantobourne 0 points1 point ago

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To soon? Maybe let them retrieve and identify the bodies first? Feel free to downvote me for being such a downer.

[–]jamiemm[!] 0 points1 point ago

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It's tragilarious.

[–]remondo 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon. People died man. Still lol'd.

[–]Mackinstyle 1 point2 points ago

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11+ people died. This made me laugh. I'm going to hell.

[–]bassplayer1446 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon? Oh, nevermind

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, families dying on vacation

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lrdwnstnrk 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha! This will keep me laughing right through the black-out. Thanks.

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

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Attempted barrel roll failed.

[–]deadbane 0 points1 point ago

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National scientific approved

[–]JRDubstepcom 0 points1 point ago

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The ambulances will haft to wait

[–]Aenyx 0 points1 point ago

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I almost feel bad about lol-ing at that.

[–]mrzack -1 points0 points ago

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meanwhile, 200,000 people died around the earth the last 4 days.

[–]CogBlocker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Completelydegrading -1 points0 points ago

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aaawwwwww. except for that fact that many people DIED thinking that their cruise was a vacation....not to mention the captain of the ship fled and let people die....good joke though. glad i found it.

[–]the_mastubatorium -1 points0 points ago

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What is produced when a boat lactates?

[–]ChipChase 2 points3 points ago

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Oil.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 7 points8 points ago

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Milk, but only if the dinghy, canoe or tugboat pulls up abreast.

[–]z3us -1 points0 points ago

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NOT SOON ENOUGH.

[–]Kawaii- -1 points0 points ago

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I remember seeing this on nat geo. If it's on nat geo it's legit.

[–]prankie85 -1 points0 points ago

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I read it in Steve Irwin voice.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Those eleven died for our laughter, worth it.

[–]Crusnik909 -1 points0 points ago

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Ooooh, too soon??? It's never too soon for reddit.

[–]injuredreserve -2 points-1 points ago

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Too soon... but I laughed. Upboat to you!

[–]apenostic 0 points1 point ago

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Upboat... but I laughed! Upvote for you!

[–]Eaglethorn -3 points-2 points ago

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Jesus Christ, that was fucking funny

[–]theyoungbloody -1 points0 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]karstens9 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Rainbowsareghey -2 points-1 points ago

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Too bad they're taking it out of HOTS. All the baby ships will suffer D:

[–]DeadlyCO2 -1 points0 points ago

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It also cloaks them and knows vortex and recall.

[–]eyeEX -1 points0 points ago

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First we make mothership, then defense it

[–]zab329 -1 points0 points ago

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It's really more of a carrier...

[–]BonzoTheBoss -1 points0 points ago

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Too soon.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Well done Sir, here have an upboat.

[–]BetrayalSpree -1 points0 points ago

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I think you misposted this in /funny/ instead of /Skrillex/ ... akward

[–]kentrel -2 points-1 points ago

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By the look of those ugly tugs it seems like Mothership was hanging around some bad shipyards.

[–]Turbojelly -3 points-2 points ago

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This picture includes 35 corpses, yeah lets make a joke out of that.

[–]FalconTheory 1 point2 points ago

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Yeh everybody here is laughing at the dead.... Get that stick out of your ass please.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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ALWP. Well done.

[–]themoop78 -3 points-2 points ago

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I was banking on the fact the captain was a woman. Ah well...