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[–]alphanovember 2 points3 points ago

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Talk about perfect timing: http://i.imgur.com/Ggro7.png

Link to the upvoted image: http://imgur.com/7xNMp

[–]WilliamGuerra 2 points3 points ago

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Knock knock

Who is it?

Alligator

Oh good, come in. We thought it was Britta.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 2 points3 points ago

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If it is a Saturday afternoon, let it in, go to your bedroom, shut the door and take a nap. This will entice the Jehova's Witnesses. Then, when they knock, open the door, and let it out. This will discourage future visits.

[–]plankingwithwords 1 point2 points ago

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Jehovah's witnesses are systematic, organized alligators.

[–]CodeOfKonami 1 point2 points ago

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Candy gram.

[–]OMallyRed 1 point2 points ago

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Oh thank god. It's just a repost. I thought it was original content.

[–]Youtube_Idiot 8 points9 points ago

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4 ppl got visitd by jehova witnesesg upvote if you agree

[–]Jake020793[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I upvoted after I read your username. Well played sir. Well played

[–]Xellirks 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, please no. I'm trying to get as far negative as I can...

[–]sonicmele 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who recognizes this from Serj Tankian's song Beethoven's Cunt off of Elect The Dead?

[–]Wiggles420 0 points1 point ago

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Jehovah's witnesses interchangeable with In-laws for generic comedy.

[–]maniacripper 0 points1 point ago

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Buy a gas mask, when they knock on your door put it on and answer it. http://www.amazon.com/Israeli-Issue-Drinking-Sealed-Filter/dp/B004RUB8VE/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1326862801&sr=8-4

Then ask if they're the team responding to the chemical leak.

[–]firebat707 0 points1 point ago

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all i see is free karma

[–]THISPOSTISOLD 0 points1 point ago

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OLD

[–]sandandpomp 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god it was just an alligator... I thought it was a cactus.

[–]keikii 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever you do, DON'T smile at it. Don't try and get friendly with it! You may end up losing a hand.

[–]Gotem87 -1 points0 points ago

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I used to live in that neighborhood...its in Bluffton SC.