OH, THANK GOD!

xrx66 · 7 months

As someone who has had both alligators and JWs on my doorstep, I support this message.

[deleted] · 7 months

i laughed so fucking hard at this

TierOne · 7 months

Oh man we got two in one day once. My brother got the first one and politely sent them away after 10minutes, and he told me to get the second one. Unfortunately, I really don't know enough about them to defeat them in an argument. I could have told them to fuck off I guess..

rottenseed · 7 months

Silly alligator...you are not a gecko.

plastic_apollo · 7 months

I grew up in Florida. I can verify that this is factually accurate.

tigerfam1 · 7 months

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Razorjuice · 7 months

FIND THE LITTLE EVIL PERPETRATOR AND FEED HIM TO THE HUNGRY WALLIGATOR

Shatari · 7 months

Some of my friends in Europe say that JWs are pleasant enough people over there, keeping to themselves and being largely inoffensive. I'm jealous. :(

ryokea · 7 months

Well, laughed a bit too hard in the middle of a crowd of people. They didn't think the picture was as funny as I did.

milesunderground · 7 months

Is that alligator using the mail slot as a gloryhole?

[deleted] · 7 months

Aww! I grew up here! This pic is posted all over the place back home! Locals, including myself, would find gators on tennis courts, in horseback riding rings, pools, everywhere! You had to assume that ever little pond had a gator in it. Oh, and feeding marshmellows to the gators was banned because they were causing so much trouble for the golfers. Lol. Though I've moved on, I still miss it! HHI!

pgomez · 7 months

What if it were a crocoduck?

flipguy · 7 months

I can't upvote this enough. I am laughing so hard right now.

00101011 · 7 months

OH, THANK SCIENCE!

hotasmonkeys · 7 months

I live in Northern Saskatchewan and a JW came to my door once. I just tried quickly to get him off, by just answering "yeah, yeah, no" and not trying to engage in a conversation. He gave me two Watchtower magazines, which I looked over, and he was on his way.

lastsanegirl · 7 months

I can eat the alligator. I cannot eat the Witnesses (nor can I make a stylish handbag from their skins.) Alligator: 1, JWs: 0.

Suvppa · 7 months

Can't... stop... laughing...

FermiAnyon · 7 months

Must be Florida.

PullOutBoy · 7 months

home owner - "uh.. hello?"

alligator - "YES THIS IS GATOR!"

TheNecromancer · 7 months

Meanwhile, in Florida...

Gr3yZer0 · 7 months

The thing that worries me is that the gator seems to be reaching for a the doorbell. It knows.

Robby368 · 7 months

So who is Jehova and what did "they" witness him doing? And yes, I would prefer an alligator...

EvOllj · 7 months

at least the alligator does not rape you before he kills you.

ilovealligators · 7 months

So this man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you serve JW's here?"

"Sure."

"Good. One beer for me and a JW for my alligator."

HermitMabo · 7 months

Nope, kudzu

SusieDerkins611 · 7 months

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you!


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