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[–]Axoren 36 points37 points ago

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It's just the Lorem Ipsum text. It's not even blurred to the point of illegibility.

It's like you aren't even trying.

[–]Space-Dementia 22 points23 points ago

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Trolling has become so diluted. 90% of what I see now doesn't even meet the definition. Trolling is about genuinely bringing someone into an argument by baiting them. For example, if I say "you're stupid", that is trolling.

[–]Axoren 10 points11 points ago

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So if I say, "You're a halibut," I've achieved AT LEAST the minimum level of trolling?

[–]K1N6F15H 18 points19 points ago

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SAY IT AGAIN AND I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT!

[–]patroniton 8 points9 points ago

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Relevant username

[–]Space-Dementia -1 points0 points ago

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No that doesn't work.

[–]principe_di_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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sure it does..

[–]Space-Dementia 4 points5 points ago

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Haha, you think that's clever? I was doing this before you were born.

[–]Professor_Neckbeard 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you, faggot.

Amidoinitright?

[–]Space-Dementia 1 point2 points ago

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u need 2 suck some moar dicks

[–]Professor_Neckbeard 1 point2 points ago

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I misread that as boar dicks.

[–]principe_di_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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nailed it!

[–]principe_di_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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WOW...and you are proud of that?

[–]Space-Dementia 1 point2 points ago

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Haha you need to learn.

[–]principe_di_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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and you need to get laid....seriously....there is more to life than the internet

[–]Space-Dementia 0 points1 point ago

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lol fag

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[–]pi_dxdy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Flyenphysh 0 points1 point ago

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Or, for greater effect, "your stupid."

[–]HornyYogaMaster 1 point2 points ago

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Axoren's 3rd Law of Trolling: For every Troll there is an equal and opposite counter-Troll.

[–]mikesername 0 points1 point ago

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This picture comes from 4chan, and only really works if you can see the thumbnail.

r/funny doesn't show thumbnails, so about half of the joke is lost.

Downboated :(

[–]AmateurPhotog -1 points0 points ago

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enhance! ENHANCE!

[–]InfernoAcid -1 points0 points ago

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Awww, you beat me to it!

[–]No_Longer_Eats_Poop 10 points11 points ago

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Step 3 is a bit overkill, don't you think?

[–]Living4all 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad you kicked your poo eating hobby.

[–]badgooglesearch 1 point2 points ago

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did you mean: underkill

[–]TheLastBoyScout 15 points16 points ago

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for people struggling to read it: http://i.imgur.com/DjTwE.jpg?w=1600h=900

[–]robrmm 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Lurking_Grue 15 points16 points ago

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Damn, that took forever to load but it was worth it in the end.

[–]velocity010 4 points5 points ago

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doing it right

[–]Erythroy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Toast-toast 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Justintime233 4 points5 points ago

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You motherfucker, it still doesn't show it.

[–]velocity010 1 point2 points ago

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damnit now I have to fap

[–]Jetboy7742 -2 points-1 points ago

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Got me

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[–]Russz 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant username

[–]Kingman15 4 points5 points ago

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How to troll : post this picture in r/funny.

Step 2 : wait for everyone to bitch about it being a repost.

[–]craigcosgrove 2 points3 points ago

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You dirty, dirty son of a bitch.

[–]FormalWhale 1 point2 points ago

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[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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This only works on 4chan, newfag.

[–]Branch3s 3 points4 points ago

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never

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

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touche.

[–]GrossPig 5 points6 points ago

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Douché.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop -2 points-1 points ago

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PUSSAYYYYYYY!! AMIRITE?!

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take "things you don't get" for $500 Alex.

[–]onipos 0 points1 point ago

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there isn't even a thumbnail.

[–]sobermonkey 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there you almost got me too

[–]draste 0 points1 point ago

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I read this to the tune of "How to Love" in Lil Wayne's voice. It would make a glorious song, I think.

[–]kready 0 points1 point ago

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you are the worst kind of person

[–]Lutrus 0 points1 point ago

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You definitely can't troll any reddit hipster's with this, they've seen this before it was reposted.

[–]NineDeadLives 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, I tried to zoom in as soon as I saw it. Fuck.

[–]mjohniii 0 points1 point ago

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I can't zoom in...

GODDAMN IT I CAN'T ZOOM IN!!

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling someone about advice on trolling... Is that considered troll-ception?

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

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If I can't read it on my smart phone, it doesn't exist.

[–]RoarAlysRoar 0 points1 point ago

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oh god damn it -.-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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a little obvious isnt it?

[–]a_fig_newton 0 points1 point ago

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SONOFABITCH!

[–]KrackerJuice 0 points1 point ago

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eye laws dug aim

[–]japr 0 points1 point ago

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It only really works if they can see the thumbnail.

[–]Mrthatoneguy 0 points1 point ago

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That is some very useful information!

[–]kah_lay 0 points1 point ago

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You bastard...where's step 4?

[–]trolloc1 0 points1 point ago

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Posting an old image is trolling?

[–]thephilosopherstoned 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, you got me.

[–]SunriseLollipop 0 points1 point ago

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I guess this is trolling. I'd call it more pseudotrolling than anything else.

[–]aSystemCollapsing 0 points1 point ago

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Faget lol lol

[–]msaifhassan 0 points1 point ago

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Step 3 seems legit

[–]stuckatworkstill -1 points0 points ago

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I see what is it that you did there.

[–]Justintime233 2 points3 points ago

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Really? It's blurry to me.

[–]stuckatworkstill 0 points1 point ago

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squint and tilt your screen

[–]Pwned0123 -1 points0 points ago

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Hhhaaaaaa...i see what u did there...

[–]eravulgaris -1 points0 points ago

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I think step 3 was a bit too much though, we don't want them to think that way about us. Sure you can troll and laugh at people sometimes, but trolling can be overwhelming. Step 1 and 2 are perfectly fine though.

[–]chemguy90 -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]Dekar173 -1 points0 points ago

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OLD

[–]CEE92 -1 points0 points ago

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not even a "meh"

[–]elshizzo -4 points-3 points ago

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step 1. post something that's been on the frontpage a half dozen times already

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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Step 2 put your dick on the front page?

[–]Alascar -2 points-1 points ago

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Old joke is old.

[–]Ddxbard -2 points-1 points ago

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How to troll Step 1-Be a douche Step 2-Be unoriginal

[–]THATPOSTISOLD -2 points-1 points ago

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HEY OP THIS POST IS OLD.

[–]CrossCheckPanda -2 points-1 points ago

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go back to 4chan? kthx

[–]two-gun-kid -5 points-4 points ago

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Old