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[–]dip-doodle 53 points54 points ago

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Me too.

[–]wolfharrington 54 points55 points ago

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Thirded.

[–]Jesusismydealer 40 points41 points ago

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We're destined for each other.

[–]lurgar 40 points41 points ago

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Upvotes for all of you guys!

[–]Jesusismydealer 28 points29 points ago

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TIL January 18th is when all the cool kids create accounts.

[–]aaronoob[S] 34 points35 points ago*

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January 17th is my cake day, and I approve of this message.

[–]nomenclature9 28 points29 points ago

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i made mine on the 17th though...

am i still cool?

[–]horseantlers 16 points17 points ago

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And me too??!!?

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[–]Jesusismydealer 18 points19 points ago

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YOU COMBO BREAKING SON OF A BITCH.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 1 point2 points ago

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Does Jesus sell drugs for converts?

[–]Jesusismydealer 0 points1 point ago

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Ye- WAIT A MINUTE OFFICER...

[–]alienman911 3 points4 points ago

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If you don't sign into your Reddit account on your birthday, you will get the cake icon the next time you sign in. Can we please stop spreading this rumor.

[–]sellfish 3 points4 points ago

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i don't think anyone has managed to do that.

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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also the black out is only 12 hours, you have plenty of time people!

[–]sonicfreak02 1 point2 points ago

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Although, think about how much karma you could get if tomorrow was you cake day.

IAmA Redditor whose cake day was during the blackout. AMA

[–]iamtenninja 1 point2 points ago

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You guys missed the diabetes train wreck yesterday that was the Stephen Colbert thread

[–]horseantlers 4 points5 points ago

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DIABEETUS?

[–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

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Their cake is a lie. But don't worry, we have science to do!

[–]grossbard 1 point2 points ago

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Cakes... cakes everywhere!

[–]Herborist 1 point2 points ago

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"Trinity, SAVE MY CAKE!"

[–]freudianGrip 1 point2 points ago

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People care about the weirdest shit

[–]tmcroissant 1 point2 points ago

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Good God can we abolish the cake icon from reddit already to get rid of this garbage.

[–]di3inaf1r3 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn't you have made those 20 pixels transparent!? It would have looked so much nicer!

[–]violentacrez 1 point2 points ago

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removed, no cake day posts.

[–]TheMightGinger 1 point2 points ago

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Woah

[–]DragonHumper 3 points4 points ago

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I made my account today, so next year when everyone talks about the huge Reddit blackout of January 18 2012, I can be like "Yeah, I came THIS close."

[–]poss3 3 points4 points ago

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pew pew

[–]el_sopa_nazi 1 point2 points ago

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¡No SOPA para usted!

[–]lawnmowerkitties -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey: No posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

That's right: No posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

Sorry, I'll speak up: No posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

In case you missed it: No posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]Futhermucker 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously, why are you being downvoted? Do the mods even give a shit?

[–]lawnmowerkitties 0 points1 point ago

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Ensign, get a BAD reading off lawnmowerkitties' comment.

Aye, captain.

Console noises

Captain, being a dick off the charts!!

[–]aaronoob[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Just because I'm in a good mood, i gave you an upvote :D

[–]MaxPowerzs 0 points1 point ago

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It's not my cake day but kudos to you!

[–]heroheuy2 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day!

[–]d0rkerchild 0 points1 point ago

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Cute

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[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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Your cakes mean nothing to me. I'm not sure why people upvote this trash.

[–]rBrewls -2 points-1 points ago

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My birthday today as well!

[–]Patrickthedoody 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, but cake day is the day you made your reddit account. which is OBVIOUSLY more important.

[–]only_says_SOPA -2 points-1 points ago

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SOPA