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[–]PollyEsther 13 points14 points ago

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It would be a lot worse if the goose was wearing socks with the sandals...

[–]2parties1cup 6 points7 points ago

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At first I thought he had socks on, I was all like "now, who the fuck would put socks on a goose?"

[–]diggemigre 0 points1 point ago

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Same person that put the shoes on.

[–]makesureimjewish 4 points5 points ago

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this is what happens after walking on concrete. i forget the name of the condition but it causes the animal to constantly bite at it's own feet until they're pretty much gone. pretty sad stuff

[–]Subject1138 4 points5 points ago

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Sandals magically appearing on a bird's feet is what happens when they walk on concrete for too long?

[–]MrDuck 1 point2 points ago

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We call it bumble foot. I've never had it fortunately, but it can be crippling for domestics who spend time on hard surfaces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblefoot_%28infection%29#Bumblefoot_in_poultry_and_waterfowl

[–]makesureimjewish 0 points1 point ago

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That's the one

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best explanation so far, so that works for me!

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this being posted before actually. I think the duck works with fire fighters.

[–]jmb1406 9 points10 points ago

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apparently that goose is a lesbian

[–]Hinph 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell.

[–]CrazyUnicorn 2 points3 points ago

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WTF?!

[–]fartsoup 2 points3 points ago

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It's important to match shoe color with your beak.

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[–]O_Muircheartaigh 3 points4 points ago

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I love Roger.

[–]abe2323 1 point2 points ago

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A goose with shoes? Ridiculous!

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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I am more curious as to how someone could actually put sandals on a goose without losing fingers and/or an eye.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dem legz! Dat beak!

[–]sage2791 0 points1 point ago

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Why would somone have a goose as a pet?

[–]Fookimoose 0 points1 point ago

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Hey goose, nice shoes. Alright, say hello to your mother for me.

[–]KurtRussellsBeard 0 points1 point ago

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Why was I expecting a Top Gun reference?

[–]LiminalMask 0 points1 point ago

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Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes!

[–]ClosetSchmuttun 0 points1 point ago

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Is your goos making too much noise all the time!?

[–]Brook_trout 0 points1 point ago

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What a silly goose

[–]InterPunct 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, this is Goose.

[–]oxero 0 points1 point ago

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I actually that same type of goose as a pet for a while. Turns out its a rare breed or something like that and we had to get rid of it due to certain conditions. There a nice, friendly bird but... How the hell did someone get those on...?

[–]HighlandMoongazer 0 points1 point ago

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Toulouse, female Pilgrim, some cottonpatch all have the same gray pattern. Since it doesn't have white around the face or the egg pouch flap, I'd say it's a toulouse gander.

[–]mekkasheeba 0 points1 point ago

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If i had a dollar every time I saw this on reddit I would have like 13 dollars.

[–]moparguy92 0 points1 point ago

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Mama said they was my magic shoes, mama said they would take me anywhere.

[–]nomatu18935 0 points1 point ago

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Came expecting Larry Gooseman. What's he up to nowadays?

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 -2 points-1 points ago

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And this is in /r/WTF because?

[–]jacksno 2 points3 points ago

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because WTF...

[–]maverickaz -1 points0 points ago

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GooseZILLA

[–]flyingbacon[S] -1 points0 points ago

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WOW i did not expect this many upvotes!

[–]ScruffySaysMhm -3 points-2 points ago

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Haters be hatin on my nigga's shoes. Those are nikes, haters.

[–]viaovid -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know if I'm ok with him goose stepping around like he owns the place...