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[–]asdfsauce 228 points229 points ago

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Had to make this: http://i.imgur.com/BzYak.gif

[–]HeavenSk8[S] 16 points17 points ago

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Genius.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 29 points30 points ago

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Thank you for my once a day inappropriate laugh out loud moment. You woke my baby up.

[–]explodes 0 points1 point ago

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I woke up my gf...

[–]Eonir 7 points8 points ago

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That made my day. Thank you.

[–]olivermihoff 6 points7 points ago

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In the original video I think the small dog farted, it kicks the funny factor up even more...

[–]hallofwindows 1 point2 points ago

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honest to god: I thought it was a cat.

[–]justintime0161 2 points3 points ago

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i can honestly say that this has made me laugh more than a lot of other things have. thank you for that.

[–]shadearg -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]Joshuaxton -1 points0 points ago

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Someone please reverse this.

[–]asdfsauce 1 point2 points ago

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Here's the reversed, I don't think it works quite as well. http://i.imgur.com/bt8Z1.gif

[–]madeupstatistician 35 points36 points ago

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I had a friend get pink eye from a stripper like that..

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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he huffed a stripper's ass?

[–]madeupstatistician 21 points22 points ago

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He was at one of the shittier strip clubs in town, as it was the only one still open when we went out. She more or less stuck her butthole on his face during a dollar dance. He was quite plastered and didn't think anything of it. Over a few days he developed pink eye and we eventually traced it back to that stripper's nasty ass.

[–]OmegaSeven 17 points18 points ago

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He was at one of the shittier strip clubs in town

That's particularly literal given the context.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Did he not wash his face after getting his eyes smeared with stripper butthole all night?

[–]Toof 2 points3 points ago

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I had brown streaks on my pants the last time I went to a strip club. I got a dance with some really trashy woman who kept putting her hands in my pants.

Haven't been back in months.

[–]vajkappsmir[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing happened to one of my friends. I'm wondering if we have the same friend. Cc?

[–]kayesdubya 5 points6 points ago

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Vinny from Jersey Shore?

[–]CryWolf13 2 points3 points ago

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I..I.....I remember this story in a post about stripper stories

[–]Nikoli_Delphinki 5 points6 points ago

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Share with /r/corgi !

[–]boinGfliP14 11 points12 points ago

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I had to leave that subreddit... I couldn't stop myself from upvoting everything

[–]rakxz 0 points1 point ago

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... How did I not know about this?? D:

[–]Nikoli_Delphinki 1 point2 points ago

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If you have an interest there is probably a subreddit for it.

[–]MnBran6 0 points1 point ago*

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I'm not sure if I like /r/corgi or Corgis in Space more.

[–]kakksakka -1 points0 points ago

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Share with /r/aww and get front page

[–]rorykane 11 points12 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel when I realize that the girl I've been talking to in a bar is 16. 73coms 646pts 17dys funny
Dog smells something.. 10coms 179pts 4mos gifs
hey what are you.. OH LAWD 54coms 455pts 6mos funny
How To Deal With Bullies 4coms 26pts 21dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]CrossCheckPanda 2 points3 points ago

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Every time I watch it, because of the delayed reaction, I feel like the little dog positioned his but, which didn't bother then big one, and then farted

[–]TheArtBug 3 points4 points ago

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Is this in reverse?

[–]funyun2 7 points8 points ago

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The dog's reaction

[–]John_Counterfly 1 point2 points ago

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He was gonna eat that dog butt then he stopped.

[–]iKnitYogurt 3 points4 points ago

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We've gone back in time! No seriously, this is about the fifth time I see this gif posted within two weeks.

[–]sheepyowl 0 points1 point ago

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chemical attack

[–]phankthusar 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like he got farted in the face

[–]EPICOSAUR 0 points1 point ago

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First time I laughed about reddit in a week. Awesome post!

[–]Hysteriia 0 points1 point ago

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I think the person with the camera just yelled at the dog as it began the anus-huffing, thus making the dog look over quickly

Why do I have to ruin these things for myself :(

[–]Nutty_Pistons 0 points1 point ago

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That pause before the reaction hahaha

[–]BitterSweet23 0 points1 point ago

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Haha loved this.

[–]dayonetactics 0 points1 point ago

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The times title makes it better

[–]TrollingMuffins 0 points1 point ago

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adorable delayed reaction is delayed and adorable.

[–]Toof 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like the puppy is peeing, and the big dog knows that shit don't fly in the house, so he looks up to see how human will react.

[–]Little_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

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The famous something's wrong face.

[–]enefoo 0 points1 point ago

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Are you kidding me? Hilarious!

[–]fuckyouniqqa 0 points1 point ago

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how many times is this damn gif gonna keep coming up.

[–]servercobra 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen this comic in days. Thanks for reposting it.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel when I realize that the girl I've been talking to in a bar is 16. 73coms 646pts 18dys funny
Dog smells something.. 10coms 179pts 4mos gifs
hey what are you.. OH LAWD 54coms 455pts 6mos funny
How To Deal With Bullies 4coms 26pts 21dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ruinercollector 0 points1 point ago

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needs chris hansen sliding in right before the NOPE.

[–]romanpppp -2 points-1 points ago

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hahahahah

[–]Fidelstikks -2 points-1 points ago

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So old... but still laughed my ass off.

[–]Joevual -1 points0 points ago

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Further proof that pelicans are assholes.

[–]SeekAndYeShallFind -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvoted for this nope shit.