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[–]Kai_Daigoji 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, discovered, commented, and was banned from SRS within an hour.

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[–]Kai_Daigoji 2 points3 points ago

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No thanks, I've had enough of you people already.

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[–]Kai_Daigoji 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not assuming anything. I am basing that off of how I was treated by at SRS - the 'you' part of you people indicates plural; the 'people' indicates my belief that you are not clever troll bots.

It is like /r/atheism, a bit. I'm a feminist, I am sensitive to homophobic, heteronormist, and racist remarks - I should agree with you. So the fact that you drive people like me off should say something about SRS.

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[–]Kai_Daigoji 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I don't know what 'assumptions' you thought I was making with the phrase 'you people' - perhaps that I erroneously assumed that you were part of SRS? But you were defending them, and I really don't care enough to make the distinction. When you post the same copypaste to multiple responses here explaining what SRS is, I'm going to lump you in with them. If you don't like it, be more careful of the company you keep.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why has no one posted the obligatory link for lazy people?

[–]amalashock 1 point2 points ago

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Did I just fart?

[–]2face-MazE 0 points1 point ago

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What...? ...No! .....

[–]amalashock 0 points1 point ago

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You mean Coop would have to quite Baseketball too?!

[–]amalashock 0 points1 point ago

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fuck

[–]montreux 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you said you didn't want us to play ball.

[–]2face-MazE 1 point2 points ago

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Cock.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've actually been featured on there under another name... and was quickly banned.

[–]MikeRowPhone 2 points3 points ago

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I had never heard of that subreddit until one day I got a PM from them informing me that I was mentioned in it. I checked it out, asked a simple question about it, and was promptly banned from it.

I don't understand their game of "Get people to come here and then ban them." I guess children need something to do during recess.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, they're worse than /r/atheism and /r/christianity combined.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That subreddit.

[–]femzzzzzap 2 points3 points ago

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That place is run by goons who will forever look down on our freedoms...

[–]the_juggla 0 points1 point ago

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How do you find out if you've been featured on there?