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[–]ras344 37 points38 points ago

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What about porn featuring disney characters? I'm still waiting for my insatiable whore princess.

[–]Jack_Squire 21 points22 points ago

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[–]MrConfucius 10 points11 points ago

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Comment for later exploitation.

[–]Gentle_Lamp 7 points8 points ago

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I'm only commenting to show my disapproval of your unethical actions.

[–]ZalRed 5 points6 points ago

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cough

[–]mxlplx101 5 points6 points ago

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nods

[–]Champie 6 points7 points ago

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looks around

[–]sensae 3 points4 points ago

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ahem

[–]SXcalibur 1 point2 points ago

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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]alkanshel 0 points1 point ago

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...What.

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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No need to thank me, just doing my job.

[–]felixtheswordsman 9 points10 points ago

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I'd totally bang Princess Jasmine.

[–]ras344 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, most definitely. Also Ariel (before or after she got her legs.)

[–]WillCodeForBJs 8 points9 points ago

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Why couldn't she have been the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on the top?

[–]danguro 6 points7 points ago

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Just because she has a tail, doesn't mean you can't bang her. A hole is a hole

[–]honkytonks 4 points5 points ago

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Protip: some holes have sphincters.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... Sphincters!

[–]danguro 1 point2 points ago

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Everything's better with sphincters

[–]playsinpaint[S] 2 points3 points ago

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thank you for the futurama bit, must now watch on netflix! :)

[–]thunderbird11 4 points5 points ago

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[–]brotherbond 1 point2 points ago

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But... but, before legs WHERE DO YOU PUT IT????!!!

[–]ras344 7 points8 points ago

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In the mouth.

[–]StalinsLastStand 1 point2 points ago

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She was like 15.

[–]ras344 1 point2 points ago

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Close enough for me.

[–]StalinsLastStand 1 point2 points ago

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Something about a clock and cock.

[–]alkanshel 2 points3 points ago

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Military time or 12-hour?

[–]StalinsLastStand 2 points3 points ago

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... Did they stop making 6-hour clocks?

[–]alkanshel 0 points1 point ago

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I use one-hour stopwatches to tell time?

[–]RONPAUL1776 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DeNovoGyasi 7 points8 points ago

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I.. ..why is this on wikipedia?

[–]zamboniman46 73 points74 points ago

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i dont want an insatiable whore. i want a wonderful woman who just happens to be a freak in the sheets

[–]foulflaneur 46 points47 points ago

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I would like my woman to be satiable.

[–]IBWorking 22 points23 points ago

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... but easily rehungered.

[–]alreadyobsolete 8 points9 points ago

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Sooo Asian?

[–]bassdude7 13 points14 points ago

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as the wise Ludacris once said, "A lady on the street, but a freak in the bed."

[–]Conquerer 7 points8 points ago

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Just gonna point out, as the wise Daz Dillinger said, "You found you a ho dat you like, butcha can't make a ho a housewife."

[–]MrConfucius 12 points13 points ago

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I've begun to wonder if there's a girl who doesn't mind the way I feel about relationships:

"Treat her like a lady, fuck her like a whore."

[–]sun95 1 point2 points ago

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Are you my brother or something?

[–]MrConfucius 5 points6 points ago

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No but we can be...

FOR A PRICE.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa.

[–]laserfire 85 points86 points ago

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Oh look, this image again.

[–]servohahn 51 points52 points ago

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I misread the title as "disney porn." That's the only reason I'm in here.

[–]brotherbond 6 points7 points ago

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Where do you think mouseketeers go once they're of age?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm here for the interrobang‽

[–]virulentRant -1 points0 points ago

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You're using it wrong.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW GRAMMAR WORKS‽

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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Google is your friend. If I weren't at work, I'd give you direct links. There is lots and lots of Disney porn available. (Warning: May be illegal depending on the ages depicted and your jurisdiction!)

[–]kc7wbq 1 point2 points ago

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Just minutes ago I saw this images thumbnail in another reddit posts imgur link and thought to myself "I'll bet somebody just reposted that. Again."

[–]Krutonman 1 point2 points ago

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at least we won't have to see it tomorrow.

[–]Thatonedudeintheback 4 points5 points ago

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I read "responsible for the moist"

[–]Zalitara 3 points4 points ago

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Disney is also responsible for the furries. That lion chick in Lion king... Mmmm

[–]ishouldbepainting 15 points16 points ago

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Considering the United States has no prince or monarchy, I'd say the chances of success were 0 from day 1 of Disney. Whores however are a global pass-time.

[–]ThJ 6 points7 points ago

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Pastime.

[–]ishouldbepainting 4 points5 points ago

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Damn it.

[–]DrinksBathWater 1 point2 points ago

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That's what you get for not painting.

[–]biffyboy 0 points1 point ago

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pass-time mechanism. Still valid.

[–]Zgoos 0 points1 point ago

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Grace Kelly

[–]HipsterRowdy 6 points7 points ago

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And oddly enough, disney owns porn! what a strange connection!

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 5 points6 points ago

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Little girls want barbie dolls and little boys want sports cars. When they become adults, they trade.

[–]Atlas_1914 5 points6 points ago

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Both were essential components of my childhood...

Am i damaged?...

[–]DeliriousZeus -1 points0 points ago

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[–]monkey_in_shoes 2 points3 points ago

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Yes Atlas_1914 you are damaged. But perhaps not beyond repair...

Oh who am I kidding!

[–]Jace_09 3 points4 points ago

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ha HA, time for 4chan!

[–]Brando2600 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Hello again, High school Media studies.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Come on, the url is right IN the image and you still put it on Imgur? Go to hell.

[–]adunski 1 point2 points ago

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Keep looking! Never give up on the dream!

[–]turnleftdale 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts and reddit, an unfortunate trend...

[–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

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I'm dating an insatiable whore. I'm tired.

[–]ballsanya 0 points1 point ago

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First world problem

[–]ANewAccountCreated 2 points3 points ago*

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Plenty of sexual images IN Disney films.

EDIT: What's with the d/votes? What about this this is OT?

[–]Melnorme 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer satiable whores.

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 1 point2 points ago

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Is it weird that I want a combination of the two?

[–]WillCodeForBJs 1 point2 points ago

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Two great tastes that taste great together.

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

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The thing is that men can be prince charmings and women can be more sexual, but people are lazy and selfish.

[–]Hadephobiac 1 point2 points ago

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On the contrary, I'm scared of insatiable whores and need a princess to charm ):

[–]colarg 1 point2 points ago

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I win IRL ... hubby got his and i got mine!

[–]QueerCoup 1 point2 points ago

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There's a word for that, "patriarchy."

[–]Requizen -1 points0 points ago

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Prepared to be hated for "white knight-ing", but I'd rather have a princess. Been cheated on by insatiable whores before.

[–]ukmhz 22 points23 points ago

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That's.. not what white knighting means.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 10 points11 points ago

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I've got a princess.

I haven't had good sex since the Bush administration.

[–]chaosmage 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, fidelity. How else could we prohibit ourselves sexual fulfillment.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, plenty of ways. Catholicism, disease, neurosis, World of Warcraft.

[–]lousy_at_handles 1 point2 points ago

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Which one?

[–]Tom2Die -2 points-1 points ago

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Tell her to stop shaving?

[–]istyleonwomen 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]hipsterdick 0 points1 point ago

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Let's give the artist some love

[–]mikem94590 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...this implies that porn movies and Disney movies aren't one in the same...

[–]lock_ed 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, half the stuff on reddit is a repost. Just because you've seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. You don't have to be a moron and say it's a repost.

[–]SmurferPenguin 0 points1 point ago

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this is so wrong. i'm one of the biggest Disney fans that i know, and i am neither waiting for my "prince" nor have Princess Syndrome. i'm smarter than that.

[–]ScruffyPige0n 0 points1 point ago

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I'd never thought about it like this. It's strange to think that both these thoughts further polarise people's ability to find the partner they want, if two individuals meet and think the way this comic portrays.

[–]tomasziam -2 points-1 points ago

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I found my prince charming in a strip club. He had me at "dat ass".

[–]Deinosmos -1 points0 points ago

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Uhhh, she's right there. In porn.

[–]ayers231 -1 points0 points ago

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The funny thing is, if he would be prince charming, she might turn into his insatiable whore.

"The best of women are an angel in public, but a devil in the sack."

[–]teamhex -1 points0 points ago

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Disney should equal Hollywood as well.

[–]Judas_Clergyperson -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know how depressing it must be to have to watch porn that is just a guy having sex with an inflatable doll.

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[–]alkanshel 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, men have NO RIGHT to be tired. Ever. Those little wusses, physical weakness is for women!

Moral of the story: Wait, was this not generalization hour?

[–]colddish -2 points-1 points ago

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TY for the best laugh I've had all morning!!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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ugGGGGHhhhhhhh!!!!