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[–]hoxieX 19 points20 points ago

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Omar Comin'!

[–]jhu 7 points8 points ago

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Ay yo Omar Comin'!

Omar whistles in the background

I just started watching last week and am now half way through the 4th season. The Wire's commentary on the divide between two coexisting worlds is some of the best television ever made.

[–]soulsonicfunk 6 points7 points ago

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Oh indeed

[–]wiNNA_monstER 48 points49 points ago

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BUNK!

[–]none_more_black 17 points18 points ago

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Bunk Moreland disapproves

[–]tothesource 8 points9 points ago

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jimmmy!!!

[–]Shnead 5 points6 points ago

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That McNutty . . . heh, heh.

[–]NRadd 15 points16 points ago

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There you go Jimmy, giving a fuck, when it's not your turn to give a fuck.

[–]frostiitute 2 points3 points ago

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fuck, now i have to watch the entire show for a 3rd time, fuck you

[–]clichedgeek 2 points3 points ago

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Shhhhiiiiiiiiit, just finished doing that yesterday

[–]NRadd 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I've run through the whole thing at least six or seven times. But I am the type of person who turns the TV on for background noise, no matter what I'm doing. I've even burned this show onto dvd so I can have it on in the kitchen when I'm cooking or doing dishes.

Oh and if your looking for that line, I'm pretty sure it's the very first thing Bunk says in the first episode.

[–]murderous_penguin 9 points10 points ago

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He's just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.

[–]Caluen 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe not that humble.

[–]veisc2 3 points4 points ago

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I will literally upvote anything related to The Wire.

[–]happygerbil 26 points27 points ago

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Mother fucker.

[–]das_thorn 16 points17 points ago

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The scene in the kitchen with McNulty, where they search for a missing bullet, is priceless.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM)

[–]happygerbil 7 points8 points ago

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In my opinion the best written scene in t.v.

[–]lasercow 0 points1 point ago

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second that

[–]HardcoreSects 7 points8 points ago

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Every time I see that guy all I can think about is him telling me that I am floating...and he's gonna flush my ass.

[–]ebbomega 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, I can't really make it through an episode of The Wire without thinking "Oh, I'll tell you where you can stick it!"

[–]tothesource 6 points7 points ago

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I can't make it through an episode of the wire without wanting jameson

[–]willymayshayes 6 points7 points ago

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The fuck did I do?

[–]benserj[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Fuckin thing sucks!

[–]sculptedpixels 4 points5 points ago

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[–]diegotbn 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could give you all of my internets for making that reference.

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[–]Dead_Skull 1 point2 points ago

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There's always reddit gold

[–]streitouttacompton 4 points5 points ago

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You tell 'em, Bunk.

[–]theorganicpanic 12 points13 points ago

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What a shame.

[–]Rebound 11 points12 points ago

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I'm ok with 4chan, Reddit and (most of the time) Tumblr.

But I cannot stand 9gag, they steal original images and put their watermarks on it, really bugs me.

[–]Caliga 2 points3 points ago

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I hate how the take credit for all of the rage faces. I mean, who would be proud of that?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not sure if serious.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, just like those guys in the warez scene. WTF?

[–]Dariisa 11 points12 points ago

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I just went to 9gag for the first time because of your post. Never again.

[–]arions 10 points11 points ago

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funny thats how 4chan feels about reddit

[–]phildo 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Qwuffl 3 points4 points ago

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Because link aggregation website can not post links from other sources, obviously.

You might say that 9gag is 10% shit, 70% reddit posts posted an hour later and 20% 4chan memes and stuff, so basically every 9gag post is a repost, but come on.

I hate 9gag too.

[–]asdfirl22 3 points4 points ago

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What's 9gag?

[–]GOBL1N 0 points1 point ago

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It is the cancer

[–]xJDRAGx 24 points25 points ago

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Upvoting all the comments so this can get to the frontpage.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 42 points43 points ago

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That's not how reddit works.

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter how Reddit works, it's just for fun.

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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What' a good program for gifs these days? Haven't made one since like 1998.

[–]TheHairyNostril 11 points12 points ago

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Sssshiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt.

[–]bruce_wayne_campbell 7 points8 points ago

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That's Clay Davis' catchphrase

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[–]clay-davis 3 points4 points ago

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You're welcome.

[–]ifihadanickel 2 points3 points ago

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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[–]delvicon 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for 2 years, 1 month, 8 days

slowclap.gif

[–]Freakin_Jedi 7 points8 points ago

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I don't even

[–]queefin_it_real 4 points5 points ago

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It's a shame, muthafucka, how far we done fell.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

[–]yacob_uk 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched Treme, and this confuses me.

[–]Subhazard 1 point2 points ago

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The fuck did I do?

Edit: Oh man you have no idea how excited I just got to be able to use a 'the Wire' reference.

[–]SenorHindsight 1 point2 points ago

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The mutherfuckin BUNK!

[–]omplatt 1 point2 points ago

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i don't care for 9gag but I also don't give two shits.

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[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

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:>

[–]topernicus 1 point2 points ago

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Patiently awaiting the [Fixed] repost where this has a 9gag watermark added.

[–]Hydris 1 point2 points ago

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Would have been better if you put a 9gag watermark on this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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BNBG. Da Bunk.

[–]twiitar 3 points4 points ago

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You mean the feeling I get whenever I see anything of 4chan origin being posted on reddit?

Pot calling the kettle black, benserj.

[–]Bonadoos 1 point2 points ago

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Yea cause reddit doesn't steal anything from any other sites

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' 9Gag. They take something and run it into the ground good.

They're also a bunch of friendzone whiners, while at the same time laughing about women in the kitchen jokes.

And they are terrible, terrible manchildren.

"IF YOU REMEMBER THIS YOU ARE AWESOME!!!" posts image of some 90's toy or tv show

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if mad at 9gag, or trying to make subtle joke about Reddit.

[–]Alexxishere 0 points1 point ago

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...you're talking about reddit you cunt.

fuck 9gag

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I often beat myself up when I think about my place in life but then posts like these come along and I'm reminded that I haven't quite reached the bottom yet.

[–]hork 0 points1 point ago

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When I see a watermark on a post

FTFY

[–]illydelph 0 points1 point ago

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That's some shameful shit.

[–]chuck_testra 0 points1 point ago

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all this time i was browsing 9gag then reddit and thought wtf why reddit is full of images from 9gag? so 9gag steal them from reddit? just let me know no hate please :)

[–]One_Ceiling -4 points-3 points ago

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Honestly, I go to both sites. I've seen stuff 9gag that was already on reddit. I've also seen things on Reddit that was already on 9gag. Both are funny. All that really matters is whether or not it was any good.

[–]ContractionsAreEvil 0 points1 point ago

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DOWNVOTE THIS USER FOR STATING THEIR OPINION IN A NON-INSULTING MANNER!
ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sarahmint -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, it doesn't matter! Spread the joy and create new work wherever you are from.

[–]runfromtheraptor -2 points-1 points ago

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or people can learn to use the crop feature that imgur has given us...

[–]bangthemermaid -2 points-1 points ago

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most people on reddit who claim to be atheists are liars. They worship the alien and the alien does not allow other gods apart from itself.

[–]Vussel -2 points-1 points ago

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You, Sir, have my upboat.