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[–]admiralfowle 82 points83 points ago

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All hail the one, the only, the friendly fascist Vermin Supreme!

[–]BlackZeppelin 44 points45 points ago

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I WANT A FREE PONY AND A PONY BASED ECONOMY!

[–]spaxejam 31 points32 points ago

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And, don't forget, a federal pony identification system.

[–]Joshesmuybueno 13 points14 points ago

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Is Vermin a brony

[–]alexwars1 2 points3 points ago

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This is what put me over the edge for him.

[–]ty5on 0 points1 point ago

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One person, one pony -- it's simple ponyconomics!

[–]keagyw -2 points-1 points ago

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That's the second time /r/ClopClop has been relevant today. Oh god why.

[–]VikingBoatTruckBoat 46 points47 points ago

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A vote for him is a vote wasted

[–]geneticswag 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget the zombie based renewable energy program... mmm, sustainable brains!

[–]K_Swag 25 points26 points ago

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JESUS TOLD ME TO MAKE RANDALL TERRY GAY.

[–]Gelidus 17 points18 points ago

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[–]illustrissim 6 points7 points ago

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maybe i'm going insane, but that made about as much sense to me as any other candidate for president.

[–]GeorgeRomero -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]StableChaos 14 points15 points ago

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I was elected because I can think outside the box, which also means I can think inside the boot.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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But can he think inside a chimney?

[–]BlazinTed 3 points4 points ago

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milk out my nose, thank you sir

[–]Uni_te 9 points10 points ago

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I'd vote for him.

[–]jl123 37 points38 points ago

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Now what's this all a-boot?

[–]saucemoney 22 points23 points ago

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I think you're probably joking, but so is this guy. He is Vermin Supreme, a performance artist who is one of the opponents in the Democratic primaries of Barack Obama this year. His platform is compulsory tooth-brushing and a free pony for everyone in the US. At the lesser-known candidates' debate that this picture is from, he threw glitter at one of his opponents to "turn him gay."

I am making none of this up.

[–]jhu 1 point2 points ago

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I turned on C-SPAN during the New Hampshire primary to find myself watching this guy sprinkle glitter on one of the candidates. I love him.

[–]Kadmium 74 points75 points ago

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Running for office in Canada:
"Sir, I have to ask. Your hat. What's that aboot?"
"Yes."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"What's it aboot?"
"Yes. It is."
"What?"
"It's a boot."
"Aboot what?"

[–]drdeeps 23 points24 points ago

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I just farted, fell out of bed and started crying because of you and this picture.

[–]nathanrael 31 points32 points ago

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And then, I presume, your spaghetti fell out of your pockets and your fanny pack came unzipped?

[–]nigganigga 6 points7 points ago

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rocket shits

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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The last 15 minutes have been agony thanks to the picture and this thread of comments, you see I am in a meeting at work and I've had to hold composure, unfortunately I accidentally let out a loud fart in the middle of the meeting.

Good news is the meeting was immediately adjourned. Bad news is that now people will probably give me a nick name for this.

[–]lord_nougat 7 points8 points ago

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Sounds kind of like the way most of my dates end.

[–]BlazinTed 4 points5 points ago

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But Whos on Second?

[–]CHooTZ -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know any Canadians that pronounce it "aboot". (I'm from BC, might this stereotype have arisen from the Maritimes or somethig?)

[–]Shatterer 1 point2 points ago

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You all sound like you're from Seattle, you gotta go further inland, eh.

[–]CHooTZ 0 points1 point ago

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That could be it. I'm from Vancouver, however, I visit Toronto somewhat often. Is this an Easterly thing? Or more Northernly?

[–]Shatterer 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure it's more of a beer thing, eh. Aboot is a more Torontonian thing, traditionally- in a similar vein to the local pronunciation of Toronto: "Toronno". Clearly, the generalizations of our vernacular are much caricaturization, eh what?

[–]raging_asshole 1 point2 points ago

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You do. You all do. You just can't hear it. You've programmed yourselves to hear it normally, but I assure you, many Canadians say "aboot."

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

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I've also heard "aboat".

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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A boat? Where? In the sea? Is it full of "sea-men"?

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, just Canadians. Unless a very unusual derogatory epithet for Canadians has sprung up while I wasn't looking. In which case, yes!

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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Do they have Bacon for the narwhal's?

[–]pile_alcaline 4 points5 points ago

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Things are a-boot to get serious.

[–]Kordyon 8 points9 points ago

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Just remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely wasted.

[–]RonaldWeasly 13 points14 points ago

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He's a fucking wizard, man.

[–]IDisappoint 15 points16 points ago

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Atleast he's honest about his goals to take full control of government and screw us over. I would rather be screwed over by an honest person than by a person who lies.

He has my vote!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I'm in it for the pony. Pony-based economies ftw.

[–]riddlemetom 8 points9 points ago

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I found the idea of harnessing zombies as an energy source highly promising.

[–]BlazinTed 2 points3 points ago

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throw in free boot hats for everyone and count me in

[–]crapnovelist 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know about you, but I for one am excited about his platform of oral hygiene and time-travel research.

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[–]Rountree85[S] 24 points25 points ago

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"I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."

[–]PornAccount001 4 points5 points ago

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Ah.
Vermin Supreme....
Now there's a politician we can believe in.

[–]ty5on 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zt2000 4 points5 points ago

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I just want my pony!

[–]Arcon1337 4 points5 points ago

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He's not the political candidate we need right now, but the one we deserve.

[–]diewhitegirls 3 points4 points ago

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The hat is too damn high.

[–]bagelofthefuture 6 points7 points ago

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I've read all the comments but not one had a TF2 reference. WOW.

[–]timeboundary 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bananaoctopuss 2 points3 points ago

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He must play tf2

[–]kaybay3 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you Vermin Supreme, for warning us of the potentially country collapsing disease that is gingivitis. Our decedents will honor your foresight.

[–]randomo12 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Roseysdaddy 1 point2 points ago

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i dont think ive ever owned a boot my head would fit in.

[–]Vermin_Supreme 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to think of it more as a long shoe.

[–]Destinationzooo 1 point2 points ago

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The things he said were so much funnier than the text you added.

[–]J3DI 1 point2 points ago

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New Hampshire FTW

[–]pakiman47 1 point2 points ago

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no one else thinks this is a yes men type of stunt?

[–]TexTourettes 2 points3 points ago

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Oh absolutely, I agree 100%.

[–]Gonzolibre 0 points1 point ago

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Gandalf, The Shameful Years

[–]ZombieDib 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at this.

[–]drakeypoo 0 points1 point ago

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Now, is his hat really a boot, or is his boot a hat?

[–]ReyPerea 0 points1 point ago

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This must be seen. By everyone.

[–]Pervsephone 0 points1 point ago

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I like the wizard theory he has a beard, talks to Jesus and uses magic dust to bring out peoples inner natures. I need some of that stuff!!

[–]Nutella_for_life 0 points1 point ago

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Is he and his people at war with the people who wear pans on their heads?

[–]obi1kinob 0 points1 point ago

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where aboot is this hat eh

[–]rwallin 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutley!

[–]puzzledflamingo 0 points1 point ago

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i hope that he gets put on our currency someday...

[–]altoidsjedi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, i though this was going to be a Canadian joke...

aboot..

[–]michachu 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting this.

[–]OmegaXunit 0 points1 point ago

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I expect nothing less from an institute that got its name from Anselm.

[–]BoozeHammer710 0 points1 point ago

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He thought he was too short to be a presidential candidate, so he decided to grow a foot!

[–]MaunaLoona 0 points1 point ago

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You are a wizard, man.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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Canadian here: aboot what?

[–]eiffel6565 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is the ultimate troll

[–]daaavid 0 points1 point ago

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If I was eighteen, I don't care what anyone says, I would vote for him.

[–]digitalinfidel 0 points1 point ago

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a lot of people think it was the 400 acid trips I took...

[–]AussieSpy 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone notice that he is wearing 3 ties also, lol.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, but this happens all the time in CANADIAN politics ...

[–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

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That's the only way Rick Perry can still win the primaries. For the real election he not only needs a boot as a hat but also christmas decoration as hearings.

[–]daveburnt 0 points1 point ago

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The Ambassador from the internet has the floor...

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 0 points1 point ago

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you know he's gonna be gettin the majority of the votes here......just because why not right?

[–]pmsnrd 0 points1 point ago

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what is this all a boot?

[–]dj23 0 points1 point ago

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You're a wizard Harry!

[–]InternationalFuck 0 points1 point ago

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looks like someone likes to play Team Fortress 2

[–]lujanr32 0 points1 point ago

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oh look it's 4chan again....

[–]jowww87 0 points1 point ago

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i thought dumbledore was dead

[–]Fruit_Punch_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rekku_Prometheus 0 points1 point ago

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I can't upvote this because every vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote wasted.

[–]dirty1391 0 points1 point ago

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now look down, now back up at me, i am now wearing, nope, still a damn boot

[–]signaldistress 0 points1 point ago

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"brush your teeth, it's the law" -vermin supreme

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

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Das Boot~

[–]ty5on 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kosard 0 points1 point ago

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seems like reddit is voting for this guy, or alot of it anyways.

[–]mriodine -1 points0 points ago

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I turn eighteen in March...I have found the recipient of my first vote

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[–]Rountree85[S] 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]avengepluto -1 points0 points ago

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In fairness to the boot, most of their political views are invalid, anyway.