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[–]damnyoueffin 1202 points1203 points ago

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That poor girl behind him is trapped in a box.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 442 points443 points ago

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Are you trying to shout her free?

[–][deleted] 416 points417 points ago

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FUS RO DA!

[–]lesser_panjandrum 150 points151 points ago

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By the Nine!

[–]bobbobobob77 149 points150 points ago*

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EIGHT, IMPERIAL SCUM!

EDIT: NORDIC SCUM

[–]THE_IMPERIAL_GUARD 177 points178 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY CALLS ME SCUM ON MY WATCH!

[–]Linton58 174 points175 points ago

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Sir, I need to ask you to stop that...shouting. It's making the other redditors nervous.

[–]lindn 93 points94 points ago

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It won't happen again.

...WULD NAH KEST woosh

[–]AbasementPark 56 points57 points ago

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More like

WULD

whoosh

...

...

...

NAH KEST!

[–]jklol 15 points16 points ago

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psh. whatever. more where that came from.

[–]Uni_te 12 points13 points ago

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is terribly nervous

[–]godin_sdxt 2 points3 points ago

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I'll admit, the first time that happened I thought I was actually gonna be in trouble. In true American fashion, that first encounter with the law led me down a dark spiral of petty thievery and trading in cheap skooma that eventually culminated in the Emperor's murder.

[–]gooseus 4 points5 points ago

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I could have sworn I heard something...

[–]wishfulendeavors13 1 point2 points ago

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So... uh... when are you not on your watch?

[–]pooptrack 39 points40 points ago

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You mean storm cloak?

[–]antoniomax 25 points26 points ago

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Young mean sperm clock?

[–]pooptrack 8 points9 points ago

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I actually don't like the storm cloaks, Ulfric is a massive douche who hates all the elves, even if they don't side the the Thalmor. The only reason I joined them was because the imperials were originally going to cut my head off. Though I do believe in Talos worship!

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

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one imperial general should not be how you base your view on the imperial army, on the other hand, racism is a strong part of the stormcloak rebellion.

[–]NoojNoj 5 points6 points ago

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I joined the noble stormcloak cause, for i am a true son of Skyrim!

[–]kilgoretrout123123 36 points37 points ago

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you can anagram imperial into ameripil. thats only two letters and an extra letter apart from America and thats too close for me. you cant make this stuff up

[–]LiL_BrOwNiE247 28 points29 points ago

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[–]dudeguy1234 11 points12 points ago

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But... The stormcloaks believe in the Nine...

[–]absentbird 1 point2 points ago

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The Imperials say 8 because of a treaty with the Thalmor, the Stormcloaks say 9. Unless you are quoting from a pre-Skyrim reference point.

[–]ShufflinEveryday 14 points15 points ago

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You talos-loving traitor!

[–]tokomini 7 points8 points ago

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[–]stupidlylongname 2 points3 points ago

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This, all day

[–]specialk3 53 points54 points ago

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BOLD TEXT AND CAPS LOCK GRABS YOUR ATTENTION

[–]Oiiack 33 points34 points ago

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BOLD TEXT AND CAPS LOCK AND ITALICS GRAB YUOR ATTENTION. SO DO MISSPELLINGS.

[–]thedevilsdictionary 82 points83 points ago

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I wish I was trapped in her box.

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 81 points82 points ago

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I'd like to force my tower into her ass

Seriously, I would.

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 55 points56 points ago

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Likewise.

[–]Zackeriess 16 points17 points ago

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RELEVANT USERNAME, AMIRITE EVERYONE?

[–]melake14 23 points24 points ago

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pedobeaaaaar...

[–]Raptorlogic 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bobbybusche 705 points706 points ago

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Posing like this must have looked fucking hilarious in between all of this.

[–]Oyeblikk 168 points169 points ago

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They need more discipline.

[–]disturbancentheforce 83 points84 points ago

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Clearly they just need more Education

[–]Creeves 23 points24 points ago

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Couldn't she just move back and bob down a little?

Or is it saying she's acute girl?

[–]disturbancentheforce 6 points7 points ago

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Does she have Acute Nose?

[–]adam_anarchist 1 point2 points ago

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why would you do that when you can just lean?

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 2 points3 points ago

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...damnit, now I know I go on Reddit too much.

[–]HARRRR 1 point2 points ago

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This is annoying. When are angles ever called x? It's either phi or theta.

[–]melake14 15 points16 points ago

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kudos. or shud i say judos

[–]Jman5 41 points42 points ago

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You rack disciprine!

[–]Uni_te 1 point2 points ago

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Need more cowbell.

[–]gary88 859 points860 points ago

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This picture reminds me of reddit.

[–]Silvett 302 points303 points ago

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This is always said when this picture is posted.

[–]Xornok 357 points358 points ago

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This reply reminds me of reddit.

[–]tokomini 201 points202 points ago

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Most things I see on reddit remind me of reddit.

True story.

[–]Xornok 64 points65 points ago

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Honestly, this is how I imagine reposts happen. People click on a bunch of links at once, get sidetracked, which redditors seem prone to do, come back and can't remember what the hell lead them to the funny pictures that are now mysteriously on their screen. They laugh and their very next thought is "I better post this to Reddit and see if everyone else finds it as hilarious as I do." and voila, a repost is born.

True story.

[–]FlyingShisno 20 points21 points ago

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I have horrible memory. So I don't realize it's a repost until I save the picture. Then I wonder why I have 10 copies of the same picture.

[–]elude107 21 points22 points ago

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Why are you saving pictures from Reddit?

[–]Darth_050 28 points29 points ago

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I save everything I see on Reddit, just to be prepared for the blackout.

[–]kdokk 5 points6 points ago

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Can I subscribe to to monthly editions of your reddit backups? What is on volume 1? Is there a free gift with every subscription?

[–]subpleiades 27 points28 points ago

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[–]what_american_dream 279 points280 points ago

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Wow, come on Gramps. Put some effort into the pose.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 160 points161 points ago

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Jesus Christ I spend night after night pinned down on the beach at Anzio so my fuckwit daughter can one day force me into this ridiculous pose with all the other sheep. Well, if it gets me one step closer to that risotto she promised.... "How's this look... sweeetheart?"

[–]wurkwurk 19 points20 points ago

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My god. Such a crafty reply makes me want to downvote the setup post, witty in its own right, just to bring some balance to the universe.

[–]emohipster 80 points81 points ago

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I've been there. I wanted to shoot myself.

[–]letsgetdisco 91 points92 points ago

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Very relevant username.

[–]emohipster 64 points65 points ago

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[–]dannyXC 33 points34 points ago

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[–]letsgetdisco 6 points7 points ago

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Cheer up man, things will be okay!

[–]emohipster 10 points11 points ago

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IT'S NOT GONNA BE OKAY BOB!

[–]Minimumtyp 1 point2 points ago

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This is the second best gif I have ever seen.

[–]aldld 31 points32 points ago

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The person on the left is pushing it over ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mr_Zarika 37 points38 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]klxz79 65 points66 points ago

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I love it, I came here to post this.

Can you imagine being a tour guide there and having to see this everyday at work.

[–]Peregrine_x 41 points42 points ago

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postal

[–]solzhen 1 point2 points ago

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pasta!

[–]sporrow 25 points26 points ago

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I heard about a security guard at the Lourve that was enourmously depressed from idiots running up to the Mona Lisa, taking a quick cell phone shot, and running away without ever actually looking at the thing.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 2 points3 points ago

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Don't museums hosting priceless artwork usually disallow photographs? Or is it just flash photography?

[–]mealsharedotorg[!] 10 points11 points ago

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Flash photography. Any museum of modern art will disallow photography because all the work is still under copyright, but old paintings are public domain.

[–]steve20009 1 point2 points ago

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touristes!

[–]trakam 56 points57 points ago

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I'll say it: White people

[–]Arsenio_Billingham 90 points91 points ago

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I'll say it: White people

ftfy

[–]Maaaagill 12 points13 points ago

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This .gif single-handedly makes me embarrassed to be white.

[–]killdevil 14 points15 points ago

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[–]undercoveruser 10 points11 points ago

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Change places!

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 37 points38 points ago

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[–]FoxtrotBeta6 8 points9 points ago

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Wow, not even changing places upon command, you really don't care.

[–]obsidianstar 15 points16 points ago

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Oh hey that building to the left looks much more interesting than the tower.

[–]hawkinator 15 points16 points ago*

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It is! The inside of it is beautiful! If I remember correctly, the actual plaza is the Piazza dei Miracoli and the building is the Duomo.

If you'd like I can upload some of the pictures I took from Pisa onto imgur so you can see it better!

Edit for the album. We weren't allowed to take pictures in the inside of that building, so I picked out the non-blurry recon shots.

[–]cheebsmagoo 3 points4 points ago

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You gotta love the creativity.

[–]jbibby 6 points7 points ago

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Not a single boner pic.

I am disappoint.

[–]ChiefNugs 42 points43 points ago

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We are the worst species.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 96 points97 points ago

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Really? Because I've got a parasitic wasp here who disagrees.

[–]neighborcat1-scratch 59 points60 points ago

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Fair is fair. I say we hear what the wasp has to say.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 54 points55 points ago

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I think it said 'bzzz,' but it's hard to hear while it's lodged in my thoracic ganglion.

[–]PonsAsinorumBerkeley 23 points24 points ago

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Ah man, in the ganglion. That would hurt so bad.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 18 points19 points ago

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Tell me about it. Damn wasps getting all up in a guy's ganglion.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tokomini 6 points7 points ago

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You should name it Kyle.

[–]Smoofer 38 points39 points ago

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I don't really see how this is atrocious or anything... It's just cliche, that's all.

[–]PaperbackBuddha 6 points7 points ago

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The upside is that when the tower finally does keel over, there's a very good chance it will be captured in its entirety from multiple angles. Sadly taking some insipid tourists with it.

[–]melake14 1 point2 points ago

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its all the rage, called 'doing the Pisa'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The old guy on the right completes this picture nicely.

[–]brontosaurus_vex 1 point2 points ago

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What's awesome is that this picture defines a bunch of vectors that would, theoretically, allow the scene to be reconstructed in 3D using the lines from the edge of tower to the hands of the subjects. Well, if we knew how high up the tower they were "pushing".

[–]Beklund 1 point2 points ago

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Worst flash mob ever

[–]tdawss 198 points199 points ago*

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"Do you have any Italian in you?"

"No."

"Would you like some?"

[–]No_name_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

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"No thanks, pasta makes me fat."

[–]BangarangSlanga 120 points121 points ago

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I swear to fucking christ if I open this pic and see one more person pushing on the lea.........oh.. well then. kudos. My hat...Its tipped.

[–]Froggy_hop 23 points24 points ago

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Well, he IS technically pushing on the leaning tower...

[–]Thonyfst 14 points15 points ago

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More like pushing in.

[–]original_4degrees 4 points5 points ago

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The girl in the background is doing the pushing thing.

[–]ryguy579 2 points3 points ago

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"So help me reddit if the top pic on the homepage is of someone fucking holding up the leaning tower we're done. DONE."

My thoughts as well.

[–]Joywalking 1 point2 points ago

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I was so convinced I knew what the pose was....

[–]Froggy_hop 81 points82 points ago

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Is he the jammer or the jammee?

[–]LovededYouPiggy[S] 92 points93 points ago

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The jammer.

[–]imightbebaked 49 points50 points ago

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Jammer-nazi

[–]Gnippots 3 points4 points ago*

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Is the jammee by any chance named David?

edit: Just found the picture on Facebook :D I knew it looked familiar.

[–]LovededYouPiggy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You stalker, you. I knew it was gold when I stumbled on it :D

[–]mpg1846 2 points3 points ago

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Mr Palmer per chance?

[–]TheAtomicMoose 1 point2 points ago

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The jammer is my penis.

[–]oingoboingo27 57 points58 points ago

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It's not gay if you're the one shoving the leaning tower of pisa into someone's ass.

[–]Wiggles420 12 points13 points ago

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We jammin', jammin'

I hope you like jammin' too.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

[–]Wiggles420 8 points9 points ago

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With jam in, jam in. Jam in straight from yord.

[–]stupidlylongname 1 point2 points ago

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hey whats the difference between jam and peanut butter? you cant peanutbutter a tower in your friends ass

[–]hrtbrkrkd 41 points42 points ago

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your friend is Mitch hedberg?

[–]boyBlue32 31 points32 points ago

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Must be a picture of him when he was younger.

[–]coask8b 31 points32 points ago

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Every picture is of you when you were younger!

[–]Rowsncrantz 5 points6 points ago

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This statement just changed me life.

[–]izzalion 4 points5 points ago

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I wouldn't have gotten the joke without you. Thanks.

[–]andrewsmith1986 279 points280 points ago

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Imagine if a pisa that broke off.

[–]MrMackay 156 points157 points ago

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I have you tagged in the RES as "Jenny Mcarthy was the first woman he masturbated to." LOL

[–]andrewsmith1986 146 points147 points ago

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I have you tagged in the RES as "I HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE." Mmmm kay.

[–]MrMackay 153 points154 points ago

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Mmkay.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I thought andrewsmith1986 hated cats.

[–]ryan_nadon 15 points16 points ago

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He can do several things. Sometimes at once, too.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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He used to, too.

[–]Proc31 14 points15 points ago

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I have you marked as "you aren't going crazy this guy is just that active."

[–]MrMackay 2 points3 points ago

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Now he is tagged "I offended him, and should leave him alone"

[–]DirtBurglar 4 points5 points ago

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That could be said for many of us born in 1986

[–]niftyjack 5 points6 points ago

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It's HIM!

I remember reading that comment thread. >:)

[–]TheMediumPanda 15 points16 points ago

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Americans abroad: Offending the locals since 1916.

[–]VisionStadium 6 points7 points ago

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Only 1916? I don't think you're giving us enough credit.

[–]Way_Too_Angry 155 points156 points ago

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THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. STOP FUCKING WITH THE TOWER OF PISA. IT'S GOT HISTORICAL FUCKING VALUE AND SOME PEOPLE REALLY APPRECIATE IT'S BEAUTY. FUCK.

[–]pibroch 15 points16 points ago

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LOUD NOISES!!!!

[–]DixieFlatline- 2 points3 points ago

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i feel like i'm in a glass case of emotion!

[–]MarioSpeedwagon 48 points49 points ago

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its*

[–]canireddit 10 points11 points ago

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Isn't "it's" a contraction for "it has"?

[–]latticusnon 6 points7 points ago

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Although true, your point is irrelevant to the conversation.

[–]canireddit 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I thought he was correcting the first it's. My bad.

[–]staxnet 10 points11 points ago

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It's not.

[–]ellipsisoverload 14 points15 points ago

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Not sure if sarcasm or not... but it is...

[–]Ejvind 4 points5 points ago

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Some people might appreciate a different kind of beauty.

[–]Durmbhouse 27 points28 points ago

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Most original picture involving the tower I've ever seen... Let's see if we can't get /r/GoneWild to do something a bit more original with it...

[–]findingchemo 77 points78 points ago

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[–]darkrxn 9 points10 points ago

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ahh you mean he should do the lip-bite

[–]adfu 28 points29 points ago

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I've never been, but I get the impression you're not allowed to be on that grass.

[–]ham-nuts 17 points18 points ago

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true, but everyone does

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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There were people with blankets on the grass when I was there.

[–]jaydid 4 points5 points ago

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[–]TheDirtyArmenian 19 points20 points ago

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FINALLY something original

[–]Provider92 8 points9 points ago

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You revived Mitch Hedberg?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i was gonna tell a joke...butt fuck it

[–]devicerandom 21 points22 points ago

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Italian here. I will never truly understand what's all the fuss with the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Okay, it's actually fucking cool. But my parents live about 80 km from there and I've seen the tower, say, twice? It's something nice to see, very beautiful square and stuff, but then you move on. There's much better stuff in Italy. Also, there isn't much else to see in Pisa.

Take the Milan Cathedral. Everytime I see it I'm like OH MY GOD IT'S GODDAMN AWESOME OH FUCK FUCK HOW AWESOME IT IS. It's huge and it's astonishingly sculpted. I've seen it at least a dozen times and, it kicks the Pisa leaning tower's ass every time.

Or basically every single square meter of Venice is much more worthwile than Pisa's leaning tower, but this is quite obvious (like for Rome).

Oh, and it's not the only leaning tower in Italy. Landmarks of the city I live in (also, much more interesting than Pisa IMHO).

[–]martin1399 12 points13 points ago

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I hope he gets that through customs.

[–]Kapitezuka 6 points7 points ago

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I always wonder if any of those people ever take a second to actually look at the tower. It's quite beautiful, really.

[–]NobilityScooter 6 points7 points ago

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It surprises me to find David Guetta engaging in such antics.

[–]houseloop 5 points6 points ago

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Guess he got tired of being the fuckee and wanted to be the fucker this time.

[–]awesomefabian27 35 points36 points ago

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Does anybody notice that girl on the right trying to do something similar?

[–]xtremeradness 53 points54 points ago

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She's trying to "hold up" the tower, like "bobbybusche" linked to in this post.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 28 points29 points ago

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She's not doing anything "similar." I think you meant to say "cliched."

[–]supaphly42 5 points6 points ago

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She looks like she's thinking "what they're doing looks a whole lot more awesome than what I'm doing..."

[–]sporrow 5 points6 points ago

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If I went, I'd take a picture from the angle where you can't tell there's anything wrong with the building.

[–]hardgeeklife 2 points3 points ago

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A for originality. :D

[–]mtlnobody 4 points5 points ago

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apparently he was cool with it: http://i.imgur.com/Ekk9W.jpg

these guys are awesome, i met them in spain. him and his friends have travelled the world and i'm always looking through their pictures for a good laugh. this picture making it to the front page is well deserved

[–]sorryiforgotabouthis 7 points8 points ago

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Keep off the grass!

[–]ryneku 6 points7 points ago

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One does not simply smile while shoving the Leaning Tower of Pisa down a mans rectal cavity.

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[–]wheresmyhouse 4 points5 points ago

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Italians are rude to everybody.

[–]MrBlahStrikesAgain 5 points6 points ago

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I wonder what they have stuck up their ass...

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

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Obviously Photoshopped. There's no way he could have picked up the whole tower, let alone, shoved it into his friend's rectum.

[–]furtiveraccoon 9 points10 points ago

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Your friend's pretty cute. But I think you missed the picture a bit. However, WTF ARE THOSE TWO GUYS DOING?

[–]violenthamster 4 points5 points ago

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Wish there had been a photo of it being pulled out as well.

[–]shedoesntgetit 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]baalsitch 1 point2 points ago

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He's pushing it in crooked, that is why the other guy is screaming.

[–]MyNameIsChar 1 point2 points ago

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Tourists.... pfft

[–]asksyourname 1 point2 points ago

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Mike?

[–]HappyTheBunny 1 point2 points ago

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You're friends with Mitch Hedberg?

[–]solusolu 1 point2 points ago

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Pisa is a shithole never go there

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This is maturity.

[–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points ago

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Are you guys from the states by any chance?

[–]Kyeld 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a subreddit for Leaning Tower of Pisa tourist pics

[–]NinjaBullets 1 point2 points ago

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mitch hedberg lives

[–]Beggars 1 point2 points ago

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Not bad.

[–]Lawyer_Boy 1 point2 points ago

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All kinds of fun interpretation of "forced" perspective.

[–]triple_OG 1 point2 points ago

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upvote just for it not being a pic of him holding it up

[–]Crinklepouch 1 point2 points ago

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AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

[–]GrumbleMumbles 1 point2 points ago

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Classy. I'm sure everyone there immediately abandoned their pre-conceived notions about Americans.

[–]sxysteve 1 point2 points ago

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Why is Mitch Hedberg shoving the leaning tower of Pisa into your friends ass?

[–]Modex14 1 point2 points ago

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Was going to do this butt fuck it.

[–]Highwind_3 1 point2 points ago

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THIS is what you call ORIGINAL CONTENT.

[–]portishead78 1 point2 points ago

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Pthhh .... everyone knows you start with the small end when putting things up your butt. Amateurs ....

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Finally.

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And even on an original Tower of Pisa pic, the inevitable "tourist holding up the Tower" bombs the background. THEY ARE INESCAPABLE

[–]ptowner7711 1 point2 points ago

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Haha 50 years ago you'd see a grainy photograph of two guys smiling in front of the Tower of Pisa. Fast forward to 2012 and it's two jackasses using simple camera angle trickery to make it seem like the Tower of Pisa ass-rapes one of them. Progress FTW!