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[–]LordHartington 37 points38 points ago

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Left handers, unite!

[–]DumplingSawce 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not even left handed but any other way doesn't feel right... handed :D

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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With a secret hand-shake and stuff? I mean, considering we are lefties.......that would be cool.

[–]chadsexytime 62 points63 points ago

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What, no one became a lefty so they could use the mouse and the same time?

[–]softmod 27 points28 points ago

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Evolve or die, man.

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 11 points12 points ago

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I'm right handed, but I can't use it to wank. I have no clue what it is, it just has to be my left hand. No clue why.

[–]Tetragig 9 points10 points ago

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It's so much easier this way

[–]BustingurBalls 17 points18 points ago

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE?!?!

[–]DownvoterAccount 6 points7 points ago

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Lefty here. Now my dick is rotated 30 degrees. Not sure if it was like that before though...

[–]ildrummer 1 point2 points ago

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Curved dick syndrome is normally caused by a pant leg bias.

[–]Mmm_Creepers 0 points1 point ago

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    ಠ_ಠ

I have no words.

[–]Gone_Canada_Postal 0 points1 point ago

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Dude it's all about using your feet then you can search and click.

[–]Crim91 59 points60 points ago

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[–]bronkula 23 points24 points ago

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sorry bra, but that hand works the mouse, so... no, you're wrong.

[–]bigbrother13 14 points15 points ago*

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ive learned to lefty the mouse, its like someone else is picking my porn

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]igetript 1 point2 points ago

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That was the joke, yes.

[–]FatalSylence 13 points14 points ago

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Like 90%.

[–]felpz123 0 points1 point ago

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What is this witchcraft?!

[–]elkranger01 5 points6 points ago

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Why are you laughing?

Because I know something that you do not. I am not left handed!

[–]c3llist9 4 points5 points ago

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Hola. Me llamo Inigo Montoya. Mataste a mi padre. Prepárate para morir.

[–]zangor 3 points4 points ago

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Especially if you have a roommate.

[–]hangm4n 2 points3 points ago

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I too, masturbate with my left hand. Usually. Got used to it from porn.

[–]Rcp_43b 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Quagmire is left handed.

[–]Jawsh1987 0 points1 point ago

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Were all left handed on the computer.

[–]FatalSylence 9 points10 points ago

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ONLY IF YOU'RE LEFT HANDED!!!1!

[–]andelas 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not left handed. Yet I prefer to use my left hand. Dont know why.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're not alone, my friend.

[–]calvinvshobbes 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are all biologically suppose to be a lefty. Or you prefer to have the more creative porn fantasies in your head.

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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not if you're Roland of Gilead

[–]amc-CR -3 points-2 points ago

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haha! I was going to post about the left handed guy also!! damn, you were only 51 minutes faster than me!

[–]Spr09 -1 points0 points ago

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i dont mind being left handed, my touch screen is SO much easier to use that way

[–]ManbeastSavage 1 point2 points ago

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southpaw. nice.

[–]skwidge 1 point2 points ago

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Lik if ur left handed!

[–]ActionIan 0 points1 point ago

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you played a lot of tennis?

[–]GreenDay75 0 points1 point ago

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I find it much easier to get it done when I'm not in my parent's house...

[–]ahay72 0 points1 point ago

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From all the writting, or the fapping

[–]PornAccount001 0 points1 point ago

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Clap* Clap*

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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Philosoquagmire: "If the sex king is left handed, does that mean left handers are kings of sex?"

[–]jajison 0 points1 point ago

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Totally relevant except for the 'going back to school' part. More of the 'being left-handed part'. Makes mouse work easier. Plus I'm already left-handed so I win.

[–]fg33473r2d2 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is this from?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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season 8, episode 2: family goy.

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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You masturbate so much that the muscles on your jerk off arm grows really big? Because that's what's happening here.

[–]jesserwess -1 points0 points ago

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He must have been doing a lot of homework with his left hand!

[–]wfarrell14 -1 points0 points ago

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You misspelled Christmas.