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[–]Wyndikan 53 points54 points ago

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[–]finallymadeanaccount 20 points21 points ago

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Apparently, it makes his trident grow.

[–]duoizumi 8 points9 points ago

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It is also one of the best books from the new 52.

[–]Wyndikan 3 points4 points ago

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It is indeed.

Off subject a tad bit: I only started reading comics with The New 52, since comic lore seems far too vast, confusing, and just overwhelming to me. That being said: I feel very gypped with the pricing of these comics. I pay $2-3 for like... a few pages of artwork. The comics themselves are SO SHORT for the price they're selling them at. IMO, as it stands, each issue is only worth about 50 cents. I mean... have comics always been so short?

A quick note: I am more of a manga guy and am used to getting far more bang for my buck.

[–]duoizumi 1 point2 points ago

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Just be thankful you're not a Marvel fan, they tend to charge 3 to 4. As for comic length, they actually make them shorter so they can keep the price low. My suggestion to you is to become a trade buyer. The paper is of even higher quality and water won't be such a detriment.

The only benefit over manga is higher quality paper and full color, and you don't always get that. Personally, I like both.

[–]Wyndikan 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with what a trade buyer is.

[–]duoizumi 1 point2 points ago

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Trades are basically collections. Like how a manga volume contains a number of chapters, basically that is what a trade does, usually containing a specific arc.

[–]Wyndikan 0 points1 point ago

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Oh alright.

[–]TheCheat44 1 point2 points ago

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I gotta agree, they made him alot cooler, and I like how they defined his powers more in the first issue, like how he says he doesn't "talk" to fish. Even I thought he did lol.

[–]Generally_Incorrect -1 points0 points ago

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Aquaman is WAY better than Batman.

[–]Tezcatzontecatl 30 points31 points ago

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[–]mgovan 35 points36 points ago

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[–]fecalmatter 2 points3 points ago

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OH MY GOD HAHAH, got anymore?

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[–]vincentrevelations 20 points21 points ago*

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Fuck Comic Sans!

Well, it is a comic.

[–]willymo 11 points12 points ago

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lol This just proves that some people don't even know why they're bitching about something, they just like to follow along.

[–]mgovan 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't make it so I don't feel too bad about it. *wipes away tear

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[–]Lorddragonfang -1 points0 points ago

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Comic Sans, the boooldest of them aaaaall!

[–]I_RAGED_SO_HARD -1 points0 points ago

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It's a comic...

[–]The_Unoriginal 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, just keep ignoring him until he summons Cthulu.

[–]IAmTheBatmanNow 3 points4 points ago

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Inaccurate: Me and Aquaman are close friends, that dude is a total badass, did you know he can literally take all the water out of you body, you will shrivel up like a raisin an die.

[–]Odins_Eye 4 points5 points ago

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[–]imightbebaked 4 points5 points ago*

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Could imagine being a butler and having to listen someone surf the internet

[–]vadergeek 2 points3 points ago

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Of course, Aquaman now has strength comparable to, say, Spider-Man, a fondness for spears, a knowledge of where all the cool ocean-things live, occasional artificial hands, and sometimes a beard. They really went out of their way to make him cool.

[–]AnAngryFetus 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, did you ever watch the Justice League? He was pretty badass. Cut off his own hand to save his son's life. Replaced it with a harpoon gun.

[–]vadergeek 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. Justice League gave him a beard and harpoon hand. Brave and the Bold gave him a less hobo-y beard and a personality like a more friendly Captain Hammer. He generally gets great treatment from people who know comics to make up for the bad treatment from people who don't.

[–]j-rocker11 3 points4 points ago

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You know I think Aquaman's a really underrated superhero. Yes his powers are mainly based in the sea, but he still has his abilities on land. If he's in a city he can draw off of the water main or the sewer systems. In a pinch he could even flood a certain area in order to gain more of an advantage. He still is also relatively strong. He isn't Superman strong of course, but strong enough where it can make a difference.

[–]IAmTheBatmanNow 4 points5 points ago

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He can evaporate people to death.

[–]Majoring_In_Vaginas 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds fun.

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 14 points15 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]Wolvenfire86 17 points18 points ago

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-sigh- Okay...I'll break it down for you.

Aquaman is a hero that belongs in the water and, since most super villians have death rays and bombs on them, his powers are most of the times useless. There is a joke that he is the loser of the Justice League, like the Radtiz of the group.

Batman is the coolest superhero ever (debatable, but not really). So when Aquaman sent him a friend request, it was kind of like the nerdiest kid in school sending the football team's QB a friend request.

[–]manberry_sauce 20 points21 points ago

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check his username

[–]OmegaArcadia 11 points12 points ago

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Wolvenfire86? I don't get the joke.

[–]xKJx25 -5 points-4 points ago*

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The first one. Never_Gets_any_joke edit: why all the downvotes xP Never_gets_any_joke is a username and he asked for the joke to be explained and as sich, manberry_sauce said "check his username"

[–]OmegaArcadia 10 points11 points ago

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Sorry, what joke?

[–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point ago

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Now I feel like I didn't get the joke. =/

[–]Booskaboo 4 points5 points ago

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Aquaman is a complete badass once you get out of the Superfriends era.

[–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point ago

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I totally agree. Especially in the Dini-verse.

[–]Goldcut 2 points3 points ago

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At least you still proved that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.

[–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point ago

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Yes Nappa, he's Raditz.

[–]clootinclout 1 point2 points ago

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I take it you've never read a single Aquaman comic.

[–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I like Aquaman, especially these days, but I was just explaining the joke to the guy.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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...you mean Raditz? He is fuckin bad ass!? You mad because he doesn't go blonde?

[–]dayjawb -2 points-1 points ago

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Dumb account. Try something clever next time.

[–]ech1993 1 point2 points ago

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I think Aquaman would beat Batman in a fair fist fight. Just because Aquaman is Atlantian

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago

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Totally read that in Archer's voice.

[–]Umpa 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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That's Batman's lol face?

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you mean seaman? (snigger)

[–]darkciti 3 points4 points ago

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Aquaman sucks.

-Raj

[–]nbenzi 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny because fuck Aquaman

[–]Sir_Chittlesworth 0 points1 point ago

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but the WHALES!

[–]THE_IMPERIAL_GUARD 0 points1 point ago

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Most super heroes have the land and the air to call there own but there is only one who truly rules the sea, MOTHERFUCKING AQUA MAN!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't like starfishes you'll be really pissed right now.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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Brave and the bold gents.

[–]addakorn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm hitting delete with my middle finger!

[–]Decyde 0 points1 point ago

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I got an idea Batman!!! We can use whales!!! WHALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]lionturtleisland 0 points1 point ago

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Aquaman is a superhero. Batman is a rich prick.

[–]BatmanOnARaptor 10 points11 points ago

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I disagree

[–]Smofo 3 points4 points ago

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Atleast Aquaman has some super powers even though they're not great.

[–]BRsteve 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, and Batman is better even without superpowers.

[–]saintNIC 1 point2 points ago

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Aquaman would destroy him....on land...no gadgets...just naked dudes mano a mano

[–]Sansarasa 2 points3 points ago

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In such situation Batman would lose against every other DC superhero except for the human Green Lanterns, Green Arrow and any other character that depends on an item or armament as much as Batman does.

The thing is, Batman would never agree to such thing. If he's going to fight a superhuman or alien, he's going to do everything on the real of possibility to be ready for it.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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Pffft...team up with the Riddler....lure him to the beach with a cryptic poem then bam! Straight in the ass.

[–]robrmm -2 points-1 points ago

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The only superhero Aquaman could legitimately beat on land is lobo the duck. Maybe. I have my doubts. His fucking kryptonite is air. This bares repeating: his weakness...is AIR. Don't get me started on Aqualad.

Batman on the other hand trained with Shiva, David Cain, Ducard, Master Kirigi, Willie Doggett, Richard Dragon and ostensibly in martial arts and detective work and myriad of other skills.

[–]Sansarasa 0 points1 point ago

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His fucking kryptonite is air

I'm... sorry? Are you talking about the Silver age or something? Because that's utter bullshit...

Even before the current reboot the guy lives outside the sea just fine. As an example of his resistance, bullets barely scratch him. And for his strength, he can stop a moving car with his trident and then fucking lift it.

In a "naked" hand to hand battle against Batman, Aquaman wins without even trying. But in a real fight against Batman, I doubt he stands a chance against Bruce's wit and gadgets.

Batman on the other hand trained with Shiva, David Cain, Ducard, Master Kirigi, Willie Doggett, Richard Dragon and ostensibly in martial arts and detective work and myriad of other skills.

That's why i said he would win only against non superhuman or alien characters in a "naked" hand to hand battle. His training puts him above pretty much every other human being

[–]robrmm 0 points1 point ago

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I think I got the wrong reply on my phone, I meant to reply to the rich prick/superhero comment.

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[–]meltshake[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]runningtowin 0 points1 point ago

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Read this in Archer's voice.

[–]grahamfreeman -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck Comic Sans

[–]only_says_so_brave -2 points-1 points ago

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so brave

[–]Trey-fantastico -1 points0 points ago

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Hmmm mm. Indeed.

[–]mikekozar -3 points-2 points ago

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...Batman says "LOL"? No.

"Hmmm. A Facebook friend request from Aquaman. Just three problems: First, I don't waste time on Facebook. Second, I don't waste time on "friends". Finally, I don't remember ever giving Aquaman a way to contact me. Ever."

[–]Goldcut 1 point2 points ago

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I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

[–]UnknownArchive -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Dr9 -2 points-1 points ago

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The Batman does not say "LOL". He might write it, but never say it out loud.