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[–]0269 29 points30 points ago

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How often do you catch somebody planking?

[–]derekaa 13 points14 points ago

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Not enough, cause I really want to do this

[–]small_penis_syndrome 12 points13 points ago

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i dont think it would be as fun as you think since this aint no sitcom show and they are gonna to arrest you for that

[–]derekaa 10 points11 points ago

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DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

[–]holidayvegas 84 points85 points ago

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Whenever I see someone reposting.

[–]kartoffeldego 10 points11 points ago

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Whenever I see someone posting my intended comment.

[–]Moofininja 9 points10 points ago

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[–]templerist 12 points13 points ago

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When ever I see comments start to turn into a circle jerk.

[–]Zapurdead 23 points24 points ago

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I'm so glad Reddit Enhancement Suite let me know all these pictures were the same without having to click them!

[–]boatmurdered 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever someone starts talking about Reddit Enhancement Suite.

[–]Lepicklez 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever.... uh..... I can't think of anything clever. http://i.imgur.com/oNBvf.gif

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]leblanck 5 points6 points ago

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You can't even circlejerk correctly

[–]BlazeUp 5 points6 points ago

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You are supposed to link to it.

[–]Brainderailment 7 points8 points ago

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I clicked all of these knowing full well what they were going to be.

[–]templerist 4 points5 points ago

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[–]GeneralHysterics 1 point2 points ago

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Glorious piece of work, right there. Changed how I view things on the internet. Simply glorious.

[–]Alderman55 0 points1 point ago

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Who else knew what all the links would be but still opened them up?

[–]sirin3 -1 points0 points ago

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What I see here:

When ever I see comments [1] start to turn into a circle jerk. [RES ignored duplicate image]

(and if now someone post a res link block i'm going to report it)

[–]logicallychallenged 4 points5 points ago

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I hate myself for clicking on all of these.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously what's the count on this one? Anyone got the karmadecay?

[–]agentdax5 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever I see someone reposting my gif and getting front page http://i.imgur.com/oNBvf.gif

[–]retrospects 32 points33 points ago

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Planking is not a thing anymore... you are too late to hate this fad.

[–]thefirm1990 2 points3 points ago

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It's all about Tebowing now

[–]retrospects 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]imightbebaked 1 point2 points ago

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I'm never late because it looks kinda of rude.

[–]Major_Butthurt 21 points22 points ago

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So you always carry an extinguisher with you?

[–]navarone21 16 points17 points ago

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Any law abiding public place will have an extinguisher available.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 1 point2 points ago

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I just use my penis. It's free, all you need is water to re-fill.

[–]hokten 16 points17 points ago*

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[–]cowscankill 32 points33 points ago

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My response to Facebook friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLfAtCbE_Jc

[–]Darkjar 1 point2 points ago*

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Came here for this, not dissapoint

[–]scoobydrew 1 point2 points ago

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NO!

[–]M7A1-RI0T 0 points1 point ago

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I love reddit

[–]BecauseNiggas -1 points0 points ago

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niggas

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Wait, people still do that? It was old last march :s

[–]SlobKnobJobJob 0 points1 point ago

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Legit. Meredith would have fell and broke her neck off the toilet and died. Which is the punishment for planking!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes, dead is better.

[–]lurkerfrombeyond -1 points0 points ago

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I thought you were a necrophiliac until I read your username. I was about to make a "Crack open a cold one at a cemetery!" joke.

[–]hidedurk 12 points13 points ago

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  1. See something on front page of reddit.
  2. Save on desktop
  3. wait 6 months for the joke to pass
  4. repost
  5. get downvoted Karma?????

WTF reddit?

[–]Zorca99 1 point2 points ago

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It's new to me, and 6 months is a long time on the internet.

[–]hidedurk 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously? I don't even think people plank anymore...this joke isn't even relevant anymore!!

[–]owlish 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer the real life version.

But the self-inflicted fail looks more painful that either.

[–]JoshuaIan 1 point2 points ago

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i would wager a bet that you've never actually walked up to someone planking and blasted them with a fire extinguisher.

[–]jelly_cake 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe no-one's posted the better way to deal with planking yet. I've never seen anyone in real life actually planking, but I'm prepared.

[–]mtyf 1 point2 points ago

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People still plank?

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Dwight Schrute VS. Planking 4coms 86pts 3mos gifs
NO PLANKING 427coms 1789pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Lyeta 3 points4 points ago

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I saw someone doing it at the grocery store the other day. I was very very tempted to kick them. Instead I took a very british mode of action and tut-tuted them.

[–]Generic_Redditor_13 9 points10 points ago

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So your thought process went like this:

Hey, that guy is enjoying himself.... I should go be a douche to him

[–]Mightymeep 2 points3 points ago

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No, it's more,

"This guy is just lying down there in a public area where he's in the way. What an ass."

[–]gffoundmy1staccount 2 points3 points ago

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I just imagined him lying there with everyone staring down at him disapprovingly... Perfectly stiff with his arms straight by his side... The twist being that he had just suffered a massive stroke and was incredibly unfortunate in his landing. I'll show myself out.

[–]Lyeta 0 points1 point ago

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Much more "I'd like to get to that cereal and you're laying on the floor of a busy grocery store"

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point ago

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I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW!

[–]typical_me 0 points1 point ago

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the only planks i want to see are ones in possible life threatening places. other than that you can move along

[–]Dark1000 0 points1 point ago

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... you wake up and realize it's 2012? Planking was forever ago, bro. No one does that shit anymore.

[–]jsvscot86 0 points1 point ago

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There are loads of reddit things with this guy in it. What program is it from? I appreciate I should probably know this - I don't watch much tv though.

[–]larcenousTactician 1 point2 points ago

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This character is Dwight Schrute, from the TV show The Office.

[–]takaoryo 1 point2 points ago

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The office. It's a great show.

[–]THeShinyHObbiest[S] -1 points0 points ago

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The Office.

[–]dszordan 0 points1 point ago

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This doesn't happen anymore, so you're in the clear.

[–]wleen 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrYum 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else hear the 'pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' as well?

my brain must be broken

[–]motoguy 0 points1 point ago

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LOL Dwight is epic.

I didn't realize the episodes started back up again. Thanks!

[–]redsaint182 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen a "planker" IRL.

I also never leave my house. Sooo... that's probably why.

[–]manofzfuture 0 points1 point ago

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Why is she in the men's restroom?

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully you use CO2 and not ABC Dry Chemical.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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Alas, the best part about that scene is what can't be in a .gif: the thunk as Meredith hit the toilet seat.

[–]zb_stylez 0 points1 point ago

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Not as good without the sound of Maradith hitting her head: Here is a video clip with the sound

[–]GoodGuy04 0 points1 point ago

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There's the drop.

[–]BleuNuit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FerminINC 0 points1 point ago

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[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Dwight Schrute VS. Planking 4coms 86pts 3mos gifs
NO PLANKING 427coms 1789pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]iamcorky 0 points1 point ago

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What happens when you get sprayed by one of them? Burns?

[–]CptOblivion 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't get it, why do people hate planking?

[–]acidvolt 0 points1 point ago

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What if there's a real fire?

[–]IsayWhatUallThink 0 points1 point ago

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Sure.

[–]Tabdelineated 0 points1 point ago

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[–]James1o1o 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone tell me what that clip is from?

[–]balmaniac 9 points10 points ago

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The Office, I believe the season 8 episode 1

[–]Arninja 1 point2 points ago

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I really need to start checking this serie.... damn in the middle of some finals atm... well ... plenty of time I guess :D

[–]vermicin 4 points5 points ago

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it's... okay

[–]dayjawb 0 points1 point ago

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The show's honestly pretty good without Michael. It's just that Jim is so God damn perfect at fucking everything.

[–]skittlekiller 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nicereddy -5 points-4 points ago

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REPOST

[–]THeShinyHObbiest[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Really?

I didn't know that.

Ah well, just means more people can see it.

[–]UNHDude 2 points3 points ago

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How often do you actually see people planking? The only time I see someone doing it is at the gym, where it's not exactly a bad thing.

[–]THeShinyHObbiest[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm still in high school, and you get the girls who are "OMG SO RANDOM" and who plank occasionally.

It makes me want to boil them in lemon juice.

[–]jj_the_wonder_pup 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still in high school

It's ok, your opinion doesn't matter yet

[–]THeShinyHObbiest[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is true and it annoys me.

[–]navarone21 -1 points0 points ago

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I had to explain to my Girlfriends dad what planking was... and why it was 'funny'. This topic came up because some jackass was planking on Winter Whipeout Which I was being forced to watch. I really fucking hate going to visit family.

[–]Billy_Pilgrim 1 point2 points ago

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and why it was 'funny'

How could you come up with anything?

[–]navarone21 1 point2 points ago

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There was a lot of 'people think it is funny...' statements.

[–]Billy_Pilgrim 1 point2 points ago

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People are stupid.

[–]spchina -3 points-2 points ago

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Fus Roh Dah!

[–]THeShinyHObbiest[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh, hey, frontpage.

Aren't I supposed to give a speech or something?

[–]DawnOfTheTruth -1 points0 points ago

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Great minds think alike it seems...