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[–]J0nesy 47 points48 points ago

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[–]MewsClues 14 points15 points ago

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That slow mo head turn makes it.

[–]retry808 0 points1 point ago

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Dayum. Nuts.

[–]nevurg 52 points53 points ago

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Made this a couple years back... thought it needed sound.

[–]AndroidHelp 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, perfect

[–]drunkyboozer 98 points99 points ago

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I don't care how many times this gets reposted.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Ah yes, this should fuel the sexism for both sides that is already on this website.

[–]ihatecruises 28 points29 points ago

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Why is this funny if r/beatingwomen is reprehensible?

[–]haymakers9th 33 points34 points ago

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Because we don't like this particular woman, so it's okay. And if confronted, we'll just joke about her not being a person. It's cool.

[–]ihatecruises 2 points3 points ago

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Nah I was wondering for myself too. The threshold of when a woman surpasses the vaunted "Can I Hit Her Yet Line" (hereby known as the Situational Divide) is not clearly drawn in the sand.

[–]The_Ginja_Ninja 10 points11 points ago

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Wait...Snooki is a woman? http://i.imgur.com/qKPTo.jpg

[–]RacheyG91 3 points4 points ago

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Snookie WANT SMUSH SMUSH

[–]jogga 2 points3 points ago

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I think that line is pretty solidly set at whether or not she's an immediate threat to your life. Otherwise, there is no acceptable excuse.

[–]Chainsawd 1 point2 points ago

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And why is that?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Because she's a helpless little woman. You see, sexism only applies to certain things. A girl can hit a girl. A girl can hit a guy. A guy can hit a guy. But it's no fun when a guy hits a girl because women are weak. so in a fight, gender makes all the difference. But in the workplace, gender should make no difference. Selective sexism.

[–]Chainsawd 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I see. Now it all makes perfect sense! I find it interesting how reddit is split right up the middle on this one... usually the hive mind sucks everyone over to the same side.

[–]jogga 1 point2 points ago

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This is my personal rule for all people and animals. There is no reason to hit people in general. If it's an option, just get out of the situation.

[–]internetsanta -4 points-3 points ago

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The hypocrisy ike this on reddit is kind of disgusting isn't it? I can't stand this gif, if a woman had hit her it would be fucking hilarious though.

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 7 points8 points ago

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Probably because most don't see it as an expression that it's OK to systematically abuse a whole gender and more as an individual person who is found to be highly annoying and self-righteous getting put down a peg.

[–]ihatecruises -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks for explaining, Admiral Serious Pants.

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 5 points6 points ago

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Hey, you made the accusation, Private Knicker Bunch.

[–]ihatecruises 6 points7 points ago

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I was joking, Admiral.

[–]kaltivel 15 points16 points ago

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He hits both of them. Classic.

[–]SteeleBawls 33 points34 points ago

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I am from the Jersey shore... we all hate these people, they are all from North Jersey and New York. This is the ONLY clip of that show I had ever seen, and it was the best thing that could've happened to that little orange herpe-troll.

[–]keithwired 8 points9 points ago

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Don't throw the blame on North Jersey dude...they are from Long Island

[–]GotDatPandemic 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck that man, don't blame that shit on Long Island.

[–]abigfatphoney 11 points12 points ago*

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Chill, bro, we don't like them either.
EDIT: Inexcusable typo. I am a terrible person.

[–]Icweinerx2 2 points3 points ago

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Wana have a BRO OFF, BRO???

[–]SteeleBawls 0 points1 point ago

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What makes you the Brothority, Bro?!

[–]cliffyb 0 points1 point ago

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don't blame the whole island man, where I live is all asian and indian people with their own annoying stereotypical behavior. Staten island, however, is guido city once you pass like Clifton

[–]jd230 0 points1 point ago

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I was born in Glen Cove and would defend it, but apparently most of Glen Cove is like this now.

[–]tartletboy 0 points1 point ago

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i live in between Suffolk and Nassau counties and I honestly don't see many of these idiots. And when I do they seemed to have started acting that way after the show got popular.

[–]itzfritz 0 points1 point ago

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Do you live in the sewer beneath county line road? In Amitypequa?

[–]G1az3d -5 points-4 points ago

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And Queens. I go mostly to Wildwood or Ocean City MD, not Sleazeside.

[–]trollbrainwinsagain 1 point2 points ago

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OC is getting just as bad.

[–]Eekafreak 30 points31 points ago

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still, hitting a woman is not cool, no matter how annoying she is.. I mean Bieber sure, but any other woman,, not cool.

[–]Zenith251 83 points84 points ago

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Still, hitting a woman person is not cool, no matter how annoying they are.

[–]woosley87 2 points3 points ago

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Scruffy seconds

[–]gridpoet 34 points35 points ago

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why? why is hitting a woman any worse than hitting a man? this is sexism at it's worst... how about hitting anyone isn't cool?

[–]Jruff1984 2 points3 points ago

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My policy, no throwing stones regardless of housing situation.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Because Snooki, festering herp sore of a human that she is, is NOT a physical threat to that guy. I know reddit likes to play along like men and women should be treated as equals in every capacity, including fistfights, but the actual truth is that the average woman poses no physical threat (barring some kind of weapon) to the average man.

Any man who hits a woman when his physical safety is not in danger is a piece of shit. As is the guy in this gif.

Cue the /MR downvote brigade.

[–]samyinaferrari 7 points8 points ago

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I think it should be added that this also goes for men vs men situations were one individual is obviously outclassed in terms of build or physical weight. I'm 6'4'' and weigh 155 pounds. Although I avoid conflict due to my own personal beliefs, I also avoid conflict because most men could wipe the floor with me. I pose almost no physical threat to most individuals and it annoys me when it's not ok to fight a women based on their physical attributes but it's perfectly ok to fight another man who is obviously outclassed.

[–]Finaltidus 5 points6 points ago

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so what, even if she isnt a threat, she could hit him, it might not hurt, but so what, why does she get a right to be a dick, just because shes weak?

[–]mynamespip -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I love that you think this one in a million anecdotal freak accident somehow proves men and women are on the same level of physicality in a fist fight. Some guys just REALLY don't like being told that hitting women makes them scum.

Basically what I'm trying to say is- you're scum.

[–]pthassell 0 points1 point ago

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Well, to be fair - who says that hitting someone is a response to their being a physical threat to you? Would it still make him scum if the person who got hit was a scrawny weak guy? Sometimes people get hit because they are being loathsome cunts, in which case they have it coming, regardless of size. I'm not picking sides here, but if we're gonna pretend to be logical and everything...

Edit: I see I'm late to this argument. As you were, gents.

[–]funkbitch 0 points1 point ago

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Putting your hands on someone else is never an appropriate response unless they put their hands on you, or are threatening you in some serious way (like with a weapon). If someone's 'being a cunt,' that does not give you the right to physically attack them, regardless of sex. Violence should only be used to protect yourself from physical harm.

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[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Classic- I love how you're denouncing violence in an attempt to rationalize examples of violence against women in the name of "fairness." That's a new one.

Stay gold, /MR.

[–]Ashdown 9 points10 points ago

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This isn't a women. This is everything wrong with society.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 3 points4 points ago

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FYI that isn't a girl it is some sort of orange alien, and hitting women is beyond not cool

[–]The_Maddog 4 points5 points ago

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I acctually agree with you. I dont know much about Snooki (I'm not an American nor do I ever watch anything that is a "reality show") but any guy who does that to a woman who isnt wailing on him first..not cool at all.

[–]minivan97 -5 points-4 points ago

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you can watch clip (posted below or here) and you can see snooki was cussing him out and was telling him to get out of her face.

[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else notice that guy in the back (with the white cap on) that just fucking runs? LOL

[–]raging_asshole 3 points4 points ago

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Hah, didn't until I read this, but you can see his eyes and mouth go wide and the straw drops out of his mouth. I feel like there should be a cartoon puff of smoke after that.

[–]betadan 3 points4 points ago

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I'll just leave this here.... http://i.imgur.com/cGiZG.gif

[–]Crawlerado 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah because assaulting women is hilarious.

[–]DeTrueSnyder 13 points14 points ago

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In some contexts it totally is.

[–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest I've been wailed on by a chick before and had a ring of people threatening to kill me if I did anything to defend myself. I would've broke that bitch's jaw, were it not for personal restraint, and a ring of pain standing all around me.

[–]I_Minored_In -4 points-3 points ago

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complete bullshit buddy

[–]emperornibble -1 points0 points ago

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Your right I wasn't really gonna hit her back.

[–]shaggydax 1 point2 points ago

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Bro punches 2 dudes in one fluent swing, boss status right there

[–]usebothhands 1 point2 points ago

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you sir, made this gif exponentially more awesome - have an upvote!

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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[–]j_n_o 0 points1 point ago

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WTF [r/beatingwomen](www.reddit.com/r/beatingwomen)?!

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Were you unaware that subreddit existed?

[–]chunk86[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see this; I sit and watch for like 2-3 minutes straight with a huge smile on my face

[–]Prep_ 1 point2 points ago

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His slow rotation before the punch cracks me up every time. I like it almost as much as I like the punch it precedes.

[–]kungffffuuuuu 2 points3 points ago

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For a heavily drunk guy he throws a great straight right, especially at that shitty angle. Fucks her up too, drops her right on the floor.

[–]SoundHound 3 points4 points ago

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I've never stared at a .gif as much as this one.

[–]Dyztopian 1 point2 points ago

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LOCKED ON TARGET! PEW PEW

[–]Reddit_User-256 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always like seeing girls get hit in the face, but when I do, Snooki just got dealt.

[–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

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Best part is he hit the asian guy next to him too. Never saw that before

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First time I saw this gif was when I learned what Jersey Shore was

[–]cntcomupwthsmthngsmr 0 points1 point ago

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watched it longer than i should!!!

[–]wiseweis 0 points1 point ago

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Bam.

[–]lamercat 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love this. Best part is, I knew this guy in college (kinda a douche).

[–]SmackySmack 0 points1 point ago

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This was my home page at work for a good few months. It made the angry go away.

[–]Madmordigan 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I don't fully understand, I don't feel like this is wrong at all

[–]mindbanter 0 points1 point ago

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Context!! Explain to me!

[–]Big_Brick 0 points1 point ago

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Still a better lovestory than twilight

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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So hypnotic. Finally someone shut her the fuck up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As a previous comment said " It's never cool to hit a women" Good thing she isn't a women, the crabs have taken over her brain, they show no sex, and they show no mercy.

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you mean entirely. The first time I saw this gif I seriously watched it for about fifteen minutes just laughing my fucking ass off. It truly is a gem and I hope there are more instances where she gets her teeth knocked to the back of her throat. This or a cunt punt, but honestly who are we kidding? If someone kicked her in the crotch she would feel nothing and that person's foot would be lost forever in the endless, disease ridden void.

[–]DamagingExcess 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad the guys life was pretty much ruined for hitting her

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Too bad?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Man, that's sad. I always thought he was some other actor from the show. I didn't realize he was some drunk bystander that was being fucked with and lost his temper.

[–]DeTrueSnyder 0 points1 point ago

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Explain? Please.

[–]singhnyc 1 point2 points ago

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He was a teacher and I think he lost his job.

[–]Geauxtoguy 2 points3 points ago

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Here is an AMA from his brother

[–]DeTrueSnyder 0 points1 point ago

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Teachers should get paid more for as much public scrutiny they go through.

[–]DamagingExcess 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going off of a really bad memory of this, but he was like a school teacher or something and he got fired because he did that. Or something like that.

[–]thixono -1 points0 points ago

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what was she doing to this dude to get punched? besides being herself?

[–]Crawlerado 3 points4 points ago

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Her friends ordered shots and this guy took them, so yeah, he should have hit her.

[–]DeTrueSnyder 3 points4 points ago

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Shouldn't* ...?

[–]I_Work_For_The_GovT 1 point2 points ago

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POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSAH

[–]PumaZ -3 points-2 points ago

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Never cool to hit a woman. Even one you don't like.

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[–]Ashdown -2 points-1 points ago

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I'll slow it down and post it for you tonight after work :)

[–]flobbaddobbadob -3 points-2 points ago

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I too would like a slomo version...

[–]pingpongball11 0 points1 point ago

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Her hat falls off at the end.

[–]frumious 0 points1 point ago

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What crap.

[–]radpants 0 points1 point ago

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If this happens all the time then I can see why people like the show so much.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark -2 points-1 points ago

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They should thank that guy. He is the only reason that show took off.

[–]Robeleader 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone post the clip? I'm afraid to wade into youtube with only hope and the search terms "jersey shore punch girl"

[–]farglesnuff 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Robeleader 0 points1 point ago

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Apt.

[–]RossyIIa 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SequenceofLetters -4 points-3 points ago

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She just keeps coming back for more! :D

[–]64_hit_combo -1 points0 points ago

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It's such a shame they removed this scene from the actual show.

[–]itp757 -1 points0 points ago

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if only you could use gif files as your desktop backgrounds...

[–]tittybuttfuck -1 points0 points ago

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I dont know, Snooki is barely 5 feet tall and really no threat to this guy. Yeah she's annoying but really...I don't think he had to punch her. You dont hit anyone who you know stands no chance against you. Period.

[–]haloskulls117 -2 points-1 points ago

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i had to watch this 20 times, he fucking destroyed her face!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I am still amused by this gif hahaha HAHAHAHah hahahahaaaaahahha

Now I feel bad for laughing.

[–]tartletboy -3 points-2 points ago

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Let me just say that I personally believe that this guy shouldn't be penalized for hitting this idiot. Snookie has turned herself into an icon for thousands of women and I see all the time women who try to copy her. This man hitting her I think has more to do with her reputation then the ranting she was going on and on about. I personally believe that violence that is used under the right circumstances might make a drastic impact. As a man, I do believe hitting a woman makes you lower on the manliness scale then Justin Beiber. But if there is reasoning to justify the "hitting" then maybe it should be taken into consideration.

[–]fgggr -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]StraightTrippin -3 points-2 points ago

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THE ABSOLUTE BEST GIF EVER EVER MADE... i want a flip book of this so i can watch it whenever i want. also best post on reddit award goes to chunk86!!!