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[–]DragonShiryu2 19 points20 points ago

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KUHKUHKUH YEAAYEAHHHHH

[–]goonie_goo_goo -1 points0 points ago

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[–]m0nk37 131 points132 points ago

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The bear is covered in white paint. It's freaking out because it can't get it off it's face, and out of its fur. I imagine the smell is driving it crazy as well.

[–]mainsworth 140 points141 points ago

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This gif made me sad.

[–]numbski 16 points17 points ago

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I thought it was lard....paint is....sad. :(

[–]bettysmith_ 2 points3 points ago

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Painting my room and just got paint in my eye. Sad.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

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But your eye is that lovely shade of blue!.

[–]FedoraLa 3 points4 points ago

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I had to see the comments to find out what it was. I was sad too, but I needed to know how bad it was. I'm just glad it wasn't some kind of corrosive substance from the look of those rusty barrels, but paint is not much better :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It made me laugh, but reading this comment made me sad

[–]ofacup -3 points-2 points ago

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you're cruel

[–]neir[!] 18 points19 points ago

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It's not fucking paint. Those are bait barrels filled with food of some sort. It's a common practice in bear hunting. It's probably some floor sweepings from a candy factory or something sweet and sticky like that.

People don't leave barrels of paint with holes in them chained to trees in the forest...

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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I hope to god you're some kind of bear expert.

[–]neir[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I am. And I hunt Black Bears nearly every spring, and I employ this method. And if I'm am not hunting, I am helping someone else haul barrels and food (cheese bagels lately) in the forest. So, yes, I have experience with this.

[–]oncorhynchus_mykiss 0 points1 point ago

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I take it your not from BC then. Or at least I hope not.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]neir[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Baiting is illegal in BC. I have mixed feelings about it, and it's not nearly as effective as most would assume.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I didn't know that. I think hunting bear is terrible. I asked a hunter what his philosophy of hunting is; he replied "well I eat all of the animal". Then we came to bear hunting. He then said "no, I just want the rug, the meat is no good". I almost lost my shit.

[–]neir[!] 0 points1 point ago*

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Yea, people do that. Bear meat can be really good if prepared properly. To shoot a bear only for it's skin is awful. Same with deer or any animal really.

[–]oncorhynchus_mykiss 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on the fence about it. I can see using it in situations where there is an extreme over-population of bears, to the extent that the ecosystem can no longer support them. Mostly I feel that it is a sad practice that should have been banned years ago in all provinces. I'm proud that BC doesn't allow it.

[–]neir[!] 0 points1 point ago

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It also allows you to make sure the bear you are looking at isn't a sow who might have cubs, and also allows you to take your time and make a good shot. Your average hunter should be able to find natural food sources or other places that attract bears, it's mainly outfitters who use this method. Most "hunters" who employ my outfitter friends services want to do as little walking as possible. Drive them to the tree, help them into the tree, pick them up after. No spot/stalk hunting for them.

[–]neir[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I am not.

[–]CommunistAccounts 10 points11 points ago

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[–]maibunneh 1 point2 points ago

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why would it stick its face in paint? Seems as if it would know not to rub it's face in more of it and would get away from the barrel....... It does look like paint though... hmm..

[–]maibunneh 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Errand_Wolfe -2 points-1 points ago

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lol bear dum

[–]Ziggarot 0 points1 point ago

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Did you have to ruin it?

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Assuming somebody didn't do this to it, why the fuck would it get its face covered in a toxic smelling substance?

[–]imthecoolest123 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you say it's paint with such confidence? (Clearly, it's not.)

[–]Cryptan 0 points1 point ago

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I worked in a chemical warehouse for a couple of years and there was some chemical that looked exactly like paint. We filled big barrels like that too. I have never seen a barrel of paint, but I guess it could be for some industrial job.

[–]Epicman -1 points0 points ago

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So it then rubs its head in it over and over? Yea ok there guy.

[–]Wisens -2 points-1 points ago

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^ Captain Buzzkillington

[–]hungry138imp -1 points0 points ago

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now I'm sad :(

[–]omicron7e 2 points3 points ago

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Don't be sad, it isn't really paint.

[–]Matterror 35 points36 points ago

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[–]Custodian_Carl 30 points31 points ago

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This gif was dildos

[–]RashRenegade 7 points8 points ago

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You lady, Swisgaar!

[–]jczik 8 points9 points ago

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NO I AMS NOT!!!

[–]DecibelDiscord 11 points12 points ago

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I need c-c-c-help

[–]saviorchall 1 point2 points ago

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has a good idea, so did everyone else :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]borninthedark 5 points6 points ago

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[–]tins1 15 points16 points ago

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I'm Doctor Rockzo, the rock n roll clown! I do cocaine!!

[–]Wisens 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Custodian_Carl 4 points5 points ago

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My god....

[–]emoteous87 2 points3 points ago

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the forgotten member of zazblammymataz

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]enad58 3 points4 points ago

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Actually it's most likely malted barley flour. It's a pretty typical bear bait..

[–]cleverkid 3 points4 points ago

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C-C-C-C-C-RAAAWRRRR!!

[–]PoliceAcademy4 10 points11 points ago

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Jesus Christ, this was posted like two days ago.

[–]icehouse_lover 16 points17 points ago

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"Yes, I know" -- Jesus Christ

[–]Billy_Blaze -5 points-4 points ago

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I actually went and tried to make the account "Jesus_Christ" after your post.

It was taken =(

[–]Affe83 4 points5 points ago

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I must have been afk the two hours the original was in full view.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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It's times like this I really miss the T.

[–]970blue 5 points6 points ago

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[–]googie_g15 5 points6 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]ChrisTheBrony 2 points3 points ago

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That has to be my favorite.

[–]DeltaOneCharlie 2 points3 points ago

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You're a monster.

[–]Lunok 0 points1 point ago

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i hate you. I tagged you with SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in red ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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I want to know if that actually is cocaine.

[–]googie_g15 1 point2 points ago

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Grains are too large to be cocaine. My guess is sugar but it could be salt as well.

[–]vinetari 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jessiferr 1 point2 points ago

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Bear 1: HEY. HEY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET MORE COKE?

Bear 2: GO ASK ALICE!

[–]greendit92 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shelobe 1 point2 points ago

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This broke my heart :( They could be dying for all we know.

[–]NyxAither 4 points5 points ago

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[–]UnassumingFilth 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ofacup 4 points5 points ago

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haha! how original! nobody has ever posted that! wow! thanks!

[–]TheDebaser 2 points3 points ago

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It truly is an addictive substance. You rub your face in it once as a cub and the next thing you know you're a 500 pound bear with your face covered in powder yelling at your camera, pleading for help. Cocaine, not even once.

[–]DrRocksoo 1 point2 points ago

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I approve of this message.

[–]DoesntPostAnything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DSNT_GET_NOVLTY_ACNT 0 points1 point ago

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Um, I think you forgot to type stuff.

[–]DoesntPostAnything 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DSNT_GET_NOVLTY_ACNT 2 points3 points ago

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You did it again!

[–]DoesntPostAnything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DSNT_GET_NOVLTY_ACNT 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate mimes.

[–]DoesntPostAnything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DSNT_GET_NOVLTY_ACNT 2 points3 points ago

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Ok dude. Whatever you say.

[–]DoesntPostAnything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DSNT_GET_NOVLTY_ACNT 1 point2 points ago

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This is like my sex life; one of us is doing all the work.

[–]gitgitgititguurl 0 points1 point ago

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whoever down voted you is a dumb ass

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

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I've got COCAAAAINE runnin around my brain!!

Cooocaine running around my brain

[–]kalibu 0 points1 point ago

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sir ian brown, eh?

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

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Nah

Dillinger

[–]clinsciguy 1 point2 points ago

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UPVOTE FOR ABSTRACT REFERENCE!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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SO MUCH COCAINE!

[–]loughnessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Who do you think win a fight over that cocaine, that bear or Tyrone Biggums?

[–]Jwagner0850 0 points1 point ago

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Dewey, you dont want no part of this shit!!!!

[–]Ghundra 0 points1 point ago

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

[–]SubmergedYak 0 points1 point ago

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SLAP!

[–]tyroneking 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ruinersclub 0 points1 point ago

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One of the few .gifs that would be better with audio. Maybe Brian Griffin.

[–]AryanNinja 0 points1 point ago

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G-G-G-G-G-G-G-HAUNNAKA

[–]bigp3rm 0 points1 point ago

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For those that don't know the reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
OMGCOCAINE 16coms 132pts 3dys funny
COCAINE 10coms 252pts 6dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]jollymongoose 0 points1 point ago

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I do believe that is the Crack Fox

[–]ItsRickJamesBitch 0 points1 point ago

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Cocaine is a helluva drug

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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you win

[–]Ueichen -1 points0 points ago

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My name is Dr. Rockso, and I DO COCAAINEEE

[–]Buoie -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't think it was possible for Sarah Palin to stoop that low.

[–]victorious_secret69 -2 points-1 points ago

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ITS A CHARLIE SHEEN BEAR! WINNING!

[–]ICanSayWhatIWantTo -2 points-1 points ago

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Y-Y-Y-Y-YEAH!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I enjoy a line or two once in a while, but this bear clearly has a problem.