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[–]UnknownArchive 49 points50 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Some people just don't listen! 10coms 449pts 1mo funny
Baby, What The Fuck! 18coms 516pts 2mos funny
Baby, can you get me a beer? 58coms 592pts 7mos pics
Baby, WTF 3coms 40pts 5mos funny
baby, what the fuck? 3coms 43pts 10mos funny
Baby, what the fuck? 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
dammit, baby 9coms 61pts 4mos funny
Baby get me a beer 1com 3pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]mgslol 42 points43 points ago

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What a disobedient little shit.

[–]iamablackbeltman 20 points21 points ago

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This is why I don't want children.

[–]Slackwise 1 point2 points ago

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[–]UncleTogie 0 points1 point ago

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Don't kick the baby.

[–]alcoholiccactus -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]carRAMROD810 -1 points0 points ago

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Whats the point of having kids if they cant get you a beer? I got my 4 year old sister to get me one earlier. I taught her well

[–]doovecraig 2 points3 points ago

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Ohhh. Fuck yeah! Repost it. Repost the shit out of that link. Ohhhhhh.

[–]x1rice1x 25 points26 points ago

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punch line in the title

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[–]geezlers -2 points-1 points ago

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If you thought that was the punchline, you probably didn't get the joke.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The image is the punchline

[–]twoeyebug 1 point2 points ago

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i dont get it, why didn't the baby get him a beer? lazy ass babys

[–]gnomishmidgets 1 point2 points ago

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I swear i've seen this in a C&H comic..

[–]Linkenten 1 point2 points ago

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HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, ITS A REEPOOOOSST!

[–]MrLaughter 2 points3 points ago

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that's hilarious, where's this from? Did you make it? You should link to your own site to give yourself more deserved traffic!

[–]fstorino 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MrLaughter 0 points1 point ago

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thanks, gave him my traffic

[–]MrLaughter 19 points20 points ago

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Why, TeslaDroid is not the original artist! TeslaDroid isn't even posting to the original page! TeslaDroid is a phony! a big fat phony!

[–]RelationshipCreeper 1 point2 points ago

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And in addition to that, /r/funny will sometimes ban artists who link to their own stuff. It took TheFrogman a LONG time to get unbanned.

[–]bobbybusche 5 points6 points ago

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That's weak. I love Thefrogman.

[–]MrLaughter 0 points1 point ago

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WHAAAAT? Why?

[–]RelationshipCreeper 0 points1 point ago

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because they're "spamming"

[–]MrLaughter 0 points1 point ago

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spamming = posting new pieces of their work?

[–]RelationshipCreeper 0 points1 point ago

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according to the mods, 8 out of every 10 posts have to be something other than their original content. If you go more than that, you can get banned for spamming.

Of course, the rest of us can tell the difference between a cartoonist or reddit-comedian posting their work and unwanted blogspam/SEO spam. And they get upvotes.

[–]vivaschwester938 0 points1 point ago

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I'm also pretty sure it made the front page like 1 month ago, probably a different name.

[–]generalguyz 1 point2 points ago

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nope, same fucking name

[–]vivaschwester938 0 points1 point ago

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Link?

[–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, but it reminds me of the buttersafe comics.

[–]CelestialRose 1 point2 points ago

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A good baby would bring him a sandwich and a beer.

[–]dfinch 0 points1 point ago

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And a good girlfriend would throw in a blowjob there as well.

But a baby is fine too.

[–]SocializedStupidity 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WeekendWerewolf 1 point2 points ago

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Punchline in the title + blatant repost = double downvote!

[–]Plinkonium 1 point2 points ago

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PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE, WHAT THE FUCK.

[–]P10_WRC 0 points1 point ago

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Run-on sentence with all capital letters and no question mark. What the fuck?

[–]ButbutWHY 0 points1 point ago

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My gf usually looks at me with her classic look of disapproval if I dare ask her to bring me a beer. Funny thing is it seems to be beer alone that gets that reaction.

[–]themightyguapo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dafrawg 0 points1 point ago

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lol jew

[–]captshady 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen it before, so I LMAO.

[–]i_say_tomfoolery 0 points1 point ago

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tomfoolery

[–]booyahachieved 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA, this is my lock screen photo on my phone.

[–]dopplegangsta 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah it's a repost... But in this case I don't even care. Every time I see this I laugh, and that's good enough for me.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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Rehosted repost, what the fuck.

[–]pdxiowa 1 point2 points ago

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The repost is a tolerable offense, but the rehost is just plain inexcusable.

[–]chelseatehrainbow -1 points0 points ago

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Repost.. Downvoted.

[–]robboelrobbo -2 points-1 points ago

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It's funny because we thought he was calling to his girlfriend

[–]flossdaily 2 points3 points ago

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As a soon-to-be father, (who frequently calls his wife "baby", incidentally) I for some odd reason assumed from panel 1 that he was talking to an actual baby.

[–]captshady 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, wait until that child starts learning to talk, and starts calling his/her mommy "baby".

[–]TeslaDroid[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea this was a repost. I know that sounds hard to believe, but it's true. I had no intention of karma whoring and I'll go on Reddit more frequently to make sure this doesn't happen again.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Stop recycling material faggot.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -2 points-1 points ago*

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came expecting a creepy video addressed to Briona; left disappointed

[–]foxmtbr -5 points-4 points ago

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Wow. That was fucking stupid.

[–]32no -1 points0 points ago

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Do you understand, if you do not comply to my orders, that I will have to EAT you?

[–]kayzingzingy -3 points-2 points ago

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Had to fight the urge to upvote but alas it is a repost

[–]hedshot750 -2 points-1 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]MisSigsFan -2 points-1 points ago

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Called it.

[–]kittenqueen -3 points-2 points ago

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poor behbeh