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[–]EdtheHammer 3 points4 points ago

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I'm dubbing it a "Bobbitt"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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Bobbitt - A creature that is neither sea anemone nor fish; it is a swimming penis. Many divers have repeatedly reported being raped while swimming deep below the oceans surface, however there were no suspects until the discovery of the Bobbitt. The Bobbitt is the only known species that reproduces purely by rape, as this is the only form of intercourse it can perform upon other marine species. Although rare, the Bobbitt is becoming very common off the coasts of Hollywood and San Francisco. While it might be surprising or uncomfortable for most victims, the majority of reports state that the victims felt a pleasurable and arousing sensation for 30 seconds, and subsequently they all reported strange bowel movements after the incident.

[–]redditcontrol[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Imgur description updated for authenticity.

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

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That's what sheshell said.

[–]a_cup_of_t 0 points1 point ago

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It has HPV.

[–]ilovefunnyshiz 0 points1 point ago

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Thats one hell of a helment

[–]jl123 0 points1 point ago

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Girls- yay or nay? I say yay.

[–]ilovefunnyshiz 0 points1 point ago

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I say yay

[–]ruckledunderphlop 0 points1 point ago

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Needs a good shave

[–]shalingrad 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say I have the weirdest boner right now, but just look what happened to the last person who said it...

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[–]000130413 -1 points0 points ago

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Your username makes this comment 100X better!

[–]redditcontrol[S] 0 points1 point ago

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The deleted comment makes your comment 100x better!

[–]RushDrum -1 points0 points ago

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Some things have to live in there for protection.

[–]RandomSecurityGuard -1 points0 points ago

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Nature is disgusting

[–]Captain_Gar -2 points-1 points ago

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Mark another tally for creationism.